Alexandre Pato Thread

[Armin__m]

Who's Rahja?

Forum member, Merseeman is his uncle.

 

[Milano7]

why is pato so injury prone?

 

[Dominate]

why is pato so injury prone?

Wrong food

 

[Armin__m]

why is pato so injury prone?

Apparently he`s never actually injured, it`s just Galliani not letting him on the field because he`s a cocaine addict and must sort himself out.

 

[Pipa]

Pato is on the extreme end of the spectrum they speak about in movie unbreakable, lol.

 

[AsparagusFC]

why is pato so injury prone?

because he has small cock and barbara treat him very bad.

 

[kakajd]

Any news on when Pato will be back in action?

 

[rosso_nero]

Any news on when Pato will be back in action?

Gazzetta claims that he could be ready for Atalanta.

 

[Curupira]

Gazzetta claims that he could be ready for Atalanta.

This is positive news, isn't Pazzini injured?

 

[Kvothe]

This is positive news, isn't Pazzini injured?

Minor knock, should be back in 2 weeks according to reports.

 

[Ultra Swan]

Gazzetta claims that he could be ready for Atalanta.

Our next match? ... Really?!

 

[kakajd]

Gazzetta claims that he could be ready for Atalanta.

awesome.

 

[Ashish]

Is he coming back .. tell the ambulance driver to ignite the engine

 

[Mario]

Is he coming back .. tell the ambulance driver to ignite the engine

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I hope you didnt jinx it

 

[Milano7]

what kind of forward would you people class pato as?

 

[Az.]

what kind of forward would you people class pato as?

Javier Saviola.

 

[Milano7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYfxCthug_U

how can people call pato a poacher!

 

[JohnnyWunderboy]

what kind of forward would you people class pato as?

A looking forward.

As in I'm looking forward to when he's not injured.

 

[Milanista2020]

what kind of forward would you people class pato as?

A forward that sits on the bench all the time.

 

[Mario]

what kind of forward would you people class pato as?

Nobody knows. That's why he is so special. He has the dribbling and pace of Robinho, and finishing skills of Pippo, plus he has something else, i dont know what is it that makes him different! He is a SS/CF - But noone knows which he plays better

 

[Mario]

A forward that sits on the bench all the time.

Are you the same guy that asked that question about Strootman? hahahahah

 

[Mario]

@Milanello
Pato could be ready for the match vs. Atalanta on the 15th of September, according to the latest reports. #ForzaPato #DajePapero

Tripletta di Patoooooo

 

[Mario]

 

[Milanista2020]

Are you the same guy that asked that question about Strootman? hahahahah

Yep, except I actually know/seen Pato and his qualities.

I still don't know why everyone is turned on by strootman - from what I have learnt, he is a midfielder who can play in the same position as de Jong.
Does anyone know something that Wikipedia and YouTube can't tell me? I.e - it say he was a super playmaker in his early days- what? Not anymore?

 

[USC]

Over under on percentage of minutes healthy to percentage of minutes missed by Pato in the Atalanta match: 25.5 minutes.

 

[Milano7]

Nobody knows. That's why he is so special. He has the dribbling and pace of Robinho, and finishing skills of Pippo, plus he has something else, i dont know what is it that makes him different! He is a SS/CF - But noone knows which he plays better

i agree 100% with you, that is why he's so special! he's really good at everything , he has everything a forward needs and allot more+ he can header the ball well

 

[JohnnyWunderboy]

Why are we talking about Cristiano in Pato's thread?

 

[squaresolid]

Why are we talking about Cristiano in Pato's thread?

because cristina = pato without injuries

 

[anilak]

Compare Pato with Christiano and then wonder y he's is overratted ..

 

[melanman]

Does anyone remeber the name of the trainer Pato was working with in Brazil(videos), even some reports Milan would hire him.