The Rumour Commode XXV

[Neruda]

so you like Scarlett as well?

Speaking of! Where's the guy with her avatar? Spielberg? I miss him, used to have nice movie discussions

he is/was serving in the army if i recall correctly

 

[LocalHero80]

he is/was serving in the army if i recall correctly

I see, hope he's doing well.

 

[Raz]

I hooked up with a girl once thanks to nutella.
I bought a big jar of nutella and then went to look for some clothes to buy.
I was carrying around that jar in my hand, not even in a bag, plain for all to see.
I could feel the envy of everyone watching me with my jar of nutella.
So after a while I pick out some clothes, go to the counter to pay for them, set the nutella on the counter to grab my wallet, look up,... And there's a really cute girl on the other side of that counter.
She's smiling. She looks at me, looks at my nutella, looks at me again. Her smile grows wider and she lets out a giggle. I smile back at her and say, "This is one big jar of nutella. It would be a shame if I had no one to share it with."
The rest is history.
Absolutely 1000% true story. Am not making this up

 

[Neruda]

I hooked up with a girl once thanks to nutella.
I bought a big jar of nutella and then went to look for some clothes to buy.
I was carrying around that jar in my hand, not even in a bag, plain for all to see.
I could feel the envy of everyone watching me with my jar of nutella.
So after a while I pick out some clothes, go to the counter to pay for them, set the nutella on the counter to grab my wallet, look up,... And there's a really cute girl on the other side of that counter.
She's smiling. She looks at me, looks at my nutella, looks at me again. Her smile grows wider and she lets out a giggle. I smile back at her and say, "This is one big jar of nutella. It would be a shame if I had no one to share it with."
The rest is history.
Absolutely 1000% true story. Am not making this up

dcfcfan?

try that one

 

[truant]

I hooked up with a girl once thanks to nutella.
I bought a big jar of nutella and then went to look for some clothes to buy.
I was carrying around that jar in my hand, not even in a bag, plain for all to see.
I could feel the envy of everyone watching me with my jar of nutella.
So after a while I pick out some clothes, go to the counter to pay for them, set the nutella on the counter to grab my wallet, look up,... And there's a really cute girl on the other side of that counter.
She's smiling. She looks at me, looks at my nutella, looks at me again. Her smile grows wider and she lets out a giggle. I smile back at her and say, "This is one big jar of nutella. It would be a shame if I had no one to share it with."
The rest is history.
Absolutely 1000% true story. Am not making this up

 

[MarioReality]

so this is how "fans" of this club act when they wanna distract themselves from the fact they believe we're losing tonight?

here's a brilliant idea. grow a set of balls, crush a half gram of nose beers, and watch Bakayoko absolutely crush roman dreams tonight.

 

[Neruda]

im confident we ll win tonight not sure what mrnews is implying here

 

[MarioReality]

"This is one big jar of nutella. It would be a shame if I had no one to share it with."

She then giggled and I said quickly before leaving, "thank god for my right hand"

 

[AndreiX]

nutella uke:

stuff tastes like diabetes

 

[Raz]

She then giggled and I said quickly before leaving, "thank god for my right hand"

You did? Sad

 

[MarioReality]

i love women that are turned on by the destruction of rainforest and the subsequent death of thousands of innocent animals, namely orangutans

 

[MarioReality]

mmmm spread that nutella on my titties raz, it tastes like death.

 

[Raz]

I know people have all kinds of fetishes, but wow, that's a new one. I'm not one to judge tho. Whatever gets you off

 

[MarioReality]

does consistently crapping on this club give you a chub?

 

[Raz]

does consistently crapping on this club give you a chub?

Idk... Does always desperately seeking attention and validation from others give you one?

 

[MarioReality]

Idk... Does always desperately seeking attention and validation from others give you one?

 

[Pingu]

i love women that are turned on by the destruction of rainforest and the subsequent death of thousands of innocent animals, namely orangutans

What's wrong with orangutans?

 

[MarioReality]

What's wrong with orangutans?

ask these nutella fans why they get pleasure from eating spreadable oragutan murder.

 

[LocalHero80]

nutella uke:

stuff tastes like diabetes

 

[Dokoa]

Andre Silva scored again

 

[MarioReality]

Donnarumma
Abate, Zapata, Rodriguez
Calabria Kessie Bakayoko Borini
Suso Cutrone Calhanoglu

offish v lazio

 

[LocalHero80]

damn, this is gonna be fun

 

[LocalHero80]

lol after that game with printer, Atalanta managed to lose today to Empoli Ilicic is such a rollercoaster of a player. But good for us. Viola also drew.

 

[MarioReality]

FIO and ATA both lost pts today.

We're blessed kids, im telling ya

 

[Tantalis]

What is this?

Gay vampire parade?

Your entry lesson into attracting goth girls wearing little wolf skin boots.

Next lesson is 102: tying her into a chest harness

 

[LocalHero80]

FIO and ATA both lost pts today.

We're blessed kids, im telling ya

hmm mrnews is more like second hand news now?

 

[MarioReality]

do you see mrnews written anywhere in there

 

[LocalHero80]

do you see mrnews written anywhere in there

sorry, I forgot those 2 werent connected

 

[mrki]

Andre Silva will give us 35mln back. F him

If this team wins tonight Rino should get a statue

 

[mrki]

5€ per kilo nutella. That's what keeps me from ending it all at this point

Thats fair. Bought one yesterday. Girls do love that stuff its true.

De paul.. That could end up being a big player ha?