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Senatore_M84 29-09-2010 22:55

Have Capitao Lugano rate your balls
 
Threads self explanatory.

I got a few for you....

Gimme some ball ratings for these three-
http://www.calciomercato.it/imagenes...53_brocchi.jpg
http://www.sport.co.uk/public/images...041007dida.jpg
http://www.fotothing.com/photos/409/...a6b868010f.jpg


And finally since pre-season camp opened yesterday....
Rate Monta Ellis' balls:


2nd in nba in points in the paint and he's only 6ft3. I think he's got big balls.

MilanMB 29-09-2010 22:58

:D

http://totalclubfootball.com/wp-cont...5/robinho2.jpg

acmilan4ever 29-09-2010 23:00

http://www.footballpictures.net/data...ctures.net.jpg

Got balls?

Dwa Milan 29-09-2010 23:14

lol OMG you guys are really serious with this balls thing :D:D:D:tongue:

Corzioli 29-09-2010 23:20

Fucking boring thread..should be TRASHED!!!!

fertygo 30-09-2010 00:18

http://www.oleole.com/media/main/ima...dved_61025.jpg

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/20061008pirlo420.jpg

Which one that have bigger balls n better hair ?

btw OMG Dida pic on 1st post is so badass.

@corzioli
gtfo :o

Calum1903 30-09-2010 01:55

Ballack and Nedved should both get a massive balls rating. I miss all-round midfielders. Bring back the Eastern Bloc, please.

ww 30-09-2010 03:05

Brocchi has a good level of balls. Not high but above average. Too bad his balls aren't enough to overwhelm his lack of technique.

Dida has high level of balls and it's interesting to notice that his kind of balls aren't the same of the ones that we're used to, like Lugano's, Gattuso's and Ambrosini's. Dida's balls are more silent but still, great. He's concentrated for the whole game and never get demotivated. It doesn't matter who's the adversary.

Roque Júnior's balls aren't a problem but it's also not something to praise. 2 Roque Júniors wouldn't form a good defense.

I'll watch the video later but I don't know exactly how to rate the balls of basketball.

Robinho doesn't have balls. He shouldn't even be here.

Ballack has high level of balls but still, I think that his balls are a little overrated.

Pirlo has a nice level of balls but not high. Pirlo's balls are enough to not put in risk his amazing technique and class. But he definitely needs protection of at least one player with high level of balls.

Nedved has high level of balls but the problem is that sometimes he loses his mind and start to be too much agressive. I think that it's fair to say that even though he has great balls, he never had a complete control of them.

Nedved has one of the best hairs in the football. I know that he's not nordic but he looks like a badass viking. Pirlo's hair is too much fashion and gay.

But I'm judging the badassness of their hairs. If you wanna know about the swag of their hairs, ask Congo.

Senatore_M84 30-09-2010 04:03

How about these two bast there prime milanistas:

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/R...4N67uEmCXl.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...-4_224x395.jpg

Centre 30-09-2010 04:05

apparently i've missed something... what prompted this thread?

KujaIX 30-09-2010 07:37

Capitao's raging balls. :D

Jasper 30-09-2010 09:28

I don't know, Capitao doesn't strike me as an expert. He just looks like someone obsessed with balls.

Az. 30-09-2010 12:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calum1903 (Post 819101)
Ballack and Nedved should both get a massive balls rating. I miss all-round midfielders. Bring back the Eastern Bloc, please.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hE0TRpE-p8...nsteiger45.jpg

:D

fertygo 30-09-2010 12:50

http://www.infoaddict.com/wp-content...go-Chavez2.jpg

http://renovomedia.com/wp-content/up...hmadinejad.jpg

Leader with big balls or just obsessed mad-man ?

Rate them Capitao.

Wet Ones 30-09-2010 12:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by fertygo (Post 819228)

I prefer it if Sam rate this one :D

Congo Powers 30-09-2010 13:14

am i supposed to post a pic of my balls? is that whats going on?

Sonny.Bill.Williams 30-09-2010 13:44

Who has the smallest and biggest balls?

ww 30-09-2010 15:58

Beckham has above average level of balls but not high.

Rivaldo has high level of balls.

Hugo Chavez has high level of balls. You may disagree with his politics but you gotta have balls to face USA instead of just open your legs and let them fuck you.

I can't say anything about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without getting banned so I'll just be quiet about it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by San Pato (Post 819240)
Who has the smallest and biggest balls?

Answering that would be like giving an awards to someone and I'm against this kind of shit.

But among the players with the greatest balls there are Lugano, Gattuso, Ambrosini, Maldini, Drogba, Essien, Kuyt, Gerrard, Kaká, Shevchenko, Inzaghi, Cafú, Maicon...

And among the players with the smallest balls there are Robinho, Fernando Torres, Puyol, Oleguer, Xavi, Quaresma, Neymar, Arbeloa, Reyes, Ronaldinho...

Congo Powers 30-09-2010 16:13

my balls are about the size of cranberries

ww 30-09-2010 16:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Congo Powers (Post 819292)
my balls are about the size of cranberries

Collor too?


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