Reasons to hate Barshitlona:
- They think they are god's gift to earth.
- They are trending so won a lot of gloryhunters.
- They believe that the way they play is the right way to play football.
- They have Xavi.
- They are arrogant pieces of shit.
- They are not divers. Diving is falling in the penalty area ala Drogs to win a penalty. What they do is fall behind the center circle then surround the ref asking for a card. Over and over and over again.
- Valdes doesn't stay in his goal as much as he stays out of it. Running continuously trying to catch the ref to ask him to award a card.
- Their substitute GK Pinto's role is to pick fights from the bench ala Joe Jordan.
- They have Xavi.
- They turned Mascherano into a diver.
- The diving squad includes (but is not limited to): Alves, Mascherano, Busquetes, Xavi, Iniesta, Pedro, and Villa.
- They forgot the dark ages they had in the past when they would spend years without a trophy.
- They think their current team is the best team in history.
- They have Xavi.
- Their fans are fucking racists. Always monkey chanting Marcelo and Pepe. They even threw bananas at Marcelo. And we all know what Busquetes told him. Do you want to see them monkey chant Urby today?
- They believe Catalunya should be independent country. Puyol wears a Catalunya flag armband. And they celebrate with the flag of Catalunya. Even have a NT for Catalunya coached by Cruyff. How pathetic is that? Imagine Ambrosini wearing a Milano flag armband.
- Just because they promoted a bunch of good youngsters they believe like they're better than others or something. Even though they spent more than anyone in the world (bar Madrid) in the last years on transfers. Villa, Ibra, Mascherano, Alves, Sanchez, Cygarinski, Hleb, Deco, Eto'o, Ronaldinho, Larsson, Guily, etc.
- They tap up players. And claim 'it would be helpful if he submitted a transfer request'. Wtf is that? Two years of tapping up Cesc and Puyol, Pique, Alves, and the rest making comments on him in the media? Even making him put on a Barca shirt? Disgusting.
- They have Xavi.
- They always get the refs help. CL 2006 the Sheva goal. CL 2008 Chelsea had 3 clear penalties not given. CL 2009 Motta from Inter got a fake red card. CL 2010 Pepe from Real got a fake red card.
- They have some kind of Anti-Mourinho agenda. Just because he was their assistant coach then went on to beat them.
- When they lose they turn on the sprinklers so that the opponents can't celebrate.
- The 'mes que un club' bullshit believing they are better than everyone. 'More than a club'. Wtf? Is it a home for the elderly as well?
- They lost 4-0 in a final.
- They used to brag about being the only club to never wear a sponsor on their shirt. Then when they realized how stupid that was they started to sweeten it a little bit by putting Unicef to go with their special club. And now they wear Qatar Foundation but suddenly the shirt sponsor thing doesn't matter.
- When they lose, expect comments like 'the opponents were anti-football', 'we try to play football the right way', etc.
- When they win, expect comments like 'we won by playing the right way', 'even though the opponents were anti-football'.
- Every team plays football first and foremost to try and put the ball into the net. No, Barcelona play to surround the ref and ask him to card the opponents. One player dives, the rest of the gang (especially Xavi and Valdes who sprints 100 meters to reach the ref) surround the ref and ask him for cards.
- They have Xavi.
- For some reason they promote the image that Pep is the classiest person on earth. But when he loses it like last year's semi-final, no one takes note.
- They believe Messi is the best player in history for some reason. And of course he's an angel sent to earth, despite spitting on opponents, shoving them, kicking the ball in Madrid's fans faces, etc. But of course anyone in Barcelona can't do any wrong.
- They are pieces of shit.
- They are arrogant cunts.
- They are cheating sons of bitches.
- Their fans and gloryhunters deserve to die.
- They have Xavi who is the most arrogant and pathetic butt-hurt person in the entire planet. When he loses he doesn't shake hands with opponents and he blasts them in the media, and when he wins he boasts how good they are and how shit the opponents are. Always diving and surrounding the ref like a kid who is bullied in school and telling the teacher.
FUCK Barthelona, Barshitlona, Barcunts, etc.
I have an old Barcelona shirt in my chest of drawers, I am ever so tempted to set it alight. But all of the above I completely agree with. I used to detest Real Madrid, I didn't even have a valid reason as they played sublime football in the days of Ronaldo, Raul, Figo and Zidane to name a few. Now I'll ardently support them in El Clasico simply because they're not a set of butthurt cheating arsewipes. The likes of Xavi, Iniesta, Messi, Thiago etc are incredibly talented but they still resort to cheating, they don't even need to that's what hurts the most.
