Castrol 'Ultimate Footballer' HAHAHA

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http://www.goal.com/en/news/2939/castrol-rankings/2010/05/01/1902731/castrol-unveil-270-million-ultimate-performing-footballer

A Team of Castrol Performance analysts used objective data to identify the key attributes of the World’s leading footballers - analysing the performances of over 2000 players from across Europe’s top 5 leagues in the process.

The Castrol EDGE Ultimate Performing Player is made of carbon fibre and wax and took over six months to create by two former Madame Tussauds artists. Each life sized body part has been specially sculpted to the exact scale and look of the following players:

* Height: Peter Crouch
* Hair: Carles Puyol
* Eyes: Xavi Hernandez
* Chin: Paolo Maldini
* Chest: Michael Ballack
* Arms: Rory Delap
* Hands: Julio Cesar
* Legs: Cristiano Ronaldo
* Left Foot: Lionel Messi
* Right Foot: Thierry Henry

Puyol's hair?? REALLY?

Here is a photo of the monster.

Apologies if this has already been posted.
 

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A Team of Castrol Performance analysts used objective data to identify the key attributes:
* Hair



That should settle the Pirlo discussions.

that castrol is straight up clowning. worse than IIHS(?) or wuteva.
 

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Very nice chin, though. ;)

Could've used Sandro's big brown eyes, as well as Pirlo's hair.
 

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They forgot

Swag: Luiz Ronaldo

The man is un-hateable. So much swag. I'd say I wanna be like him, but I should keep my goals realistic.


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Red booty shorts anyone? Serious Swag

The only player who comes close to his Swag is another ronaldo. Cristiano

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Puyol's hair is beyond shite. Pirlo's i much better.
 

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Puyol's hair is beyond shite. Pirlo's i much better.

So true. Puyol has some of the worst hair in football :head: Pirlo, Nesta, Paolo, Pippo, Ambro etc etc - pretty much all Milanisti - have far better hair than him.
 

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* Hair: Pirlo + Leonardo
* Face Structure: Borriello
* Chin: Paolo Maldini

Sexiest player in the world right there.
 
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He might struggle to run, considering he's as tall as Crouch, and has a left foot that is a lot smaller than his right.:D The hair looks outright ugly though. Not just a mop, a balding one at that, too.

The chin is very much Paolo.:-)
 

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The left foot should be Roberto Carlos's. Hair Pirlo's.
 

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Compared to Nesta and Maldini...Pirlo's hair is shit :o

yep i love nestas hair when its long, that full look.

On topic, i liked the joke about **** being seedorfs lol.

The player would probably end up rubbish lol.

But you know the idea of all genuises being off and having something wrong with them. All greats need to be a bit off as nature made sure no one can be perfect.

Look at maradona, great physique for footie player, but that genius had some off field problems.
 
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