True Milan fan or NOt

Ashish

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See we need to draft a constitution ...

Then we have to select a judge jury and executioner ...

So first half of the thread will be about all your inputs and drafting a Constitution .. on whether you are a milan fan or not ...

then we can come up with stringent rules against all the non true milan fans ...

All your inputs would be very much appreciated


NOW DISCUSS .............
:cool:
 

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worst.

thread.

ever.

:fp:

ps. can i be jury? i'm totally unbiased and shit. :thumbsup:
 

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Fuck this thread.
 

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1----do you believe in silvio berlusconi as the one and only savior of football
2----do you believe that silvio berlusconi is the reincarnation of napoleon and he is actually immortal
3----ashish..?
 

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Have you been to the san siro?

Do you watch every game?

Do you get happy when milan players succeed with their national team, regardless of team?

Do you understand pirlo was our most influential player during the ancelotti era?

Do you think Ibra doesn't hold sheva's jock strap?

Do you believe Galliani had sex with naomi campbell?
 

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Have you been to the san siro?
think this is unfair to people who are not well-off, or people who are unable to travel to italy.

a better question would be, if you have the money and means, are you willing to spend on going to the san siro even if you are sacrificing your precious time?

and do you wish players in other teams to upstage milan players just because they can prove someone wrong?
 

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Thank you wise men ... Senatore and COngo
:thumbsup: worthy of milan :proud: everything will be noted and will be brought out on judgement day along with St. Micheal's balance and sword :star:


all you young punk ass bitches ... needs to be kicked in the face .. stomped to the ground .. no violence /no disrespect
 
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I always choose Milan in FIFA 13.
And it's not only that.
I did chose Milan in Fifa 12 too.

Yeah, I'm THAT hardcore
 

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It seems we need paying fans more than true fans. people who buy teddy bears and spoons with Milan Logo from Milan's store.

A true fan is someone who sits in Curva section and insults Paolo.
 

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You disable your facebook to have a constant vigil on rumours :proud:

each rumour makes me tingle ..oooh yaaaaaaaah :star:
 

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never use milan in winning eleven 4, we 2000

start using milan when sheva arrived :o

sheva - bierhoff duo :proud:
 

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Anyone want to make a ruling?

I was brought up to support man utd, finally once i was old enough to make up my own mind, I starting supporting milan.

Can I still be counted as a true fan?
 

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Anyone want to make a ruling?

I was brought up to support man utd, finally once i was old enough to make up my own mind, I starting supporting milan.

Can I still be counted as a true fan?

Same with me and Liverpool.

As soon as I became conscious I bolted as fast as fuck out of that mindset.

And yes, I supported Milan before 2005.
 

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You disable your facebook to have a constant vigil on rumours :proud:

each rumour makes me tingle ..oooh yaaaaaaaah :star:

omg. this is a great idea.

Disabling everything. Facebook. Google+. Unfollowing everyone on twitter except @Milanello. Block all sites except rumor sites. Block porn for sure. Can't risk masterbating when a prescious rumor can come out. Turning off my phone till sept 1. Taking 3 month work sabatical. I'm loading up with crates of coffee and red bull/rockstar. Can't risk sleeping when rumors come out.

It's mercato time. True fans sacrifice for the rumors.


I can't go out. I heard galliani was eating with Sahin's agent. I need to anxiously await results. HE ALLOWED THE AGENT TO ORDER STEAK! ZOMGZ! STEAK! GALLIANIS WILLING TO SPEND!
 

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Same with me and Liverpool.

As soon as I became conscious I bolted as fast as fuck out of that mindset.

And yes, I supported Milan before 2005.

I guess it makes since for this to be the process, especially if you arent born in italy. The only teams in my country who people support are rangers, celtic, manutd, chelsea arsenal and liverpool. The rest like tottenham or any other epl team which is pretty normal as well.

Thankfully like yourself, I was able to find my way to milan :D
 

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One of the mods here had written this and it was put up in golden posts. I saved it. I am not searching through that thread again. But i truly believe this is the most beautiful piece of milan dedication i have seen here. And everyone doing this can be considered a true milanholic.


Step 1 : make sure your wife can tolerate your Milan habit (ignoring her when the game is on tv, spending money on merchandise, sudden mood swing depending on Milan's performance)



Step 2 : baby inside the womb can hear voices starting around 3 months into the pregnancy. So after your wife is pregnant, make sure she's sitting close by you whenever you watch Milan games on TV, so that the baby inside can hear the commentary or at least your praises for the team (I guess that explains why my baby has a big temper, when he was inside the womb Milan wasn't performing too good so the comments he heard from me were mostly curses). And before bed, stroke your wife's belly and sing very slowly : Milaaaaaan....milaaaannnn....sono conte...MILAN... (or whatever the real words are)



Step 3 : during the labor, make sure you wear a Milan jersey (I wore the 90/91 season's jersey). You see, inside the maternity ward, most of the colors are white (the doctor's and nurses' suit and the clean white painted walls). So although a newly born baby can only see blurry images, a very bright red color will atttract his vision.



Step 4 : his eyes can't still see properly until he's 2-3 months old. So again, a very bright color will attract him. Dominate his vision with red colors as soon as possible. Decorate his room, wear Milan jersey as much as possible whenever nearing him but be very prepared for the occasional puke or burb that babies usually do that will ruin your precious shirt.



Step 5 : buy a lot of football toys. Being a Milan fan is not much of a use if my son doesn't want to play soccer. So far it works for me.



Step 6 : try sit him watching Milan games. This is quite hard to do for me since Milan games are aired around 9PM in Indonesia, by which time my son is asleep. And wishing him to sit quitely with me for 5 minutes is a huge task, let alone 90 minutes



Do above steps and hopefully your son/daughter will turn into a bonafide Milan fans. You can of course improvise. But there's an unwritten first step that you need to accomplish yourself : get a girlfriend/boyfriend that's willing to enter a marriage with you 
 

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its difficult to tell this story but...here goes....

in the late 80's my mother and father were on a honeymoon holiday tour of switzerland and northern italy (alps). skiing, sightseeing, enjoying the local views etc. eventually they ambled their way down from the mountains south to the city of milan. my mother was very beautiful in her youth...a very desirable american woman in the eyes of the italian men. a certain silvio berlusconi was the mayor of this city....you see...this is where things get complicated....you see....at this time my mother and father were as of yet without child. the marriage had been consummated, of course...but. continuing on, one late evening my father and mother where beginning to initiate intercourse, when....quite inexplicably...a shadowy, almost ethereal figure appeared in the room---their room was locked...they were on the 6th floor of the building. the figure immediately grabbed my father on his shoulders...this is...phew..hard.....then the figure forcefully entered my father from the rear. now, bear in mind...my father was simultaneously entering my mother. this mysterious figure flying above the city-scape of milan entered my parents hotel room....penetrated my father, then either manipulated the physiology of him or somehow possessed his body to also penetrate my mother. this......was the night i was conceived. as you can probably infer...the figure was silvio berlusconi.
 

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Your dad was an extremely good defender :eek: but berlu just did a deflected goal :eek: :eek:
 

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its difficult to tell this story but...here goes....

in the late 80's my mother and father were on a honeymoon holiday tour of switzerland and northern italy (alps). skiing, sightseeing, enjoying the local views etc. eventually they ambled their way down from the mountains south to the city of milan. my mother was very beautiful in her youth...a very desirable american woman in the eyes of the italian men. a certain silvio berlusconi was the mayor of this city....you see...this is where things get complicated....you see....at this time my mother and father were as of yet without child. the marriage had been consummated, of course...but. continuing on, one late evening my father and mother where beginning to initiate intercourse, when....quite inexplicably...a shadowy, almost ethereal figure appeared in the room---their room was locked...they were on the 6th floor of the building. the figure immediately grabbed my father on his shoulders...this is...phew..hard.....then the figure forcefully entered my father from the rear. now, bear in mind...my father was simultaneously entering my mother. this mysterious figure flying above the city-scape of milan entered my parents hotel room....penetrated my father, then either manipulated the physiology of him or somehow possessed his body to also penetrate my mother. this......was the night i was conceived. as you can probably infer...the figure was silvio berlusconi.

:lol::fp:

seek help
 

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Loving players who wear the shirt & hatting on them as soon as they wear another shirt specially when they start talking shit about the club is enough reason for me.
 

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the day congo gets banned i leave this forum.
 
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