The Rumour Commode XXIV: The Reality Era Continues

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Kojak:

“I don’t want to smoke weed cuz I don’t want to overdose and it’s too expensive.
 

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Then I got into a fancy HS and university and my life gradually became kinda boring by old me's standards...

This editing was sponsored by hotel kojak.

When winning is no longer an option, you can always find a spare room at hotel kojak
 

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I think most commoders use them already, or at least it would explain a lot.

That shit will fuck you up proper.

You are on it cause you are a depressed prick. That's why the shit fucked you up proper.
 

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the point is these pussies believes they are the coolest here because they use drugs.

and that's why you shouldn't.
 

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the point is these pussies believes they are the coolest here because they use drugs.

and that's why you shouldn't.

The reason I’m the coolest has nothing to do with drugs you schmuck
 

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Arturo Vidal unhappy at lack of opportunities at Barcelona - two months after joining from Bayern Munich

:monto:
 

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first step of being cool is to get jacked, oil up your body and gyrate while playing the saxophone like in the opening scene of the Lost Boys.
 

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let's get Vidal. The derby will be awesome, two junkies fighting in midfield.
 

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With all the crap posted in here today, this is by far the worst thing I've read so far.

We're finally starting to build a team and you wanna throw in this morale cancer?

Thought exactly the same.
Trust in Gattuso to leave him where he is, unless of course, everybody is injured.
 

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Arturo Vidal unhappy at lack of opportunities at Barcelona - two months after joining from Bayern Munich

:monto:


They got him for what 15-18m
I’d take for 8-12m

Could be a quick cheap (salary won’t be low but hey) fix.
For 1.5-3 seasons

Check so many boxes.

In the summer Gattuso stressed that we have a great group of young players and that he’d like more experience players, winners.

* a top experience player,with winner mentality.... automatically raises the level of the team.

* Can play all 3 midfield positions
- provides an alternative to Bona ... but as a real midfielder
- we can rest Kessie without the midfield loosing all its toughness.
- A Biglia injury is the worst thing that can happen to this team at the moment. He can
cover that
 

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Doing Drugs doesn't make you a "Drug Addict". I have tried nearly every drug and some of them many times.

I now drink every now and then and smoke a spliff here and there.

For example: I popped Molly last month, hit a 95% THC Oil pen yesterday, and had a few (5-7) Moscow Mules over the last couple of weeks.

No biggie. If you haven't dropped Acid and happy cried on Shrooms with some mates, you haven't lived. Just my 2 cents
 

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And thats only in the narrow scope of defining what a "drug" is. Like, if you take ibuprofen or acetaminophen you're technically a drug user. And far more addicted to them than you would be smoking marijuana.

People have no issue with Alcohol, even though it's quite obviously a very addictive drug, simply because it's socially acceptable.

drugs are kinda meh

imo nothing beats the way adrenaline makes you feel

Agree or doing sports in general. Sounds super lame but sports and competition is my drug of choice.

what is this thread ffs lol

Just write down the orders and make a fortune Mr Pharmacist :lol:

the point is these pussies believes they are the coolest here because they use drugs.

and that's why you shouldn't.

You missed the point entirely since everyone here was about mind expanding/altering effects of drugs here, no one concerned with "being cool".
 

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I’m high on life
 

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[Foot Mercato] Neymar gives 25% of his passes to Mbappé. Mbappé gives 31% of his passes to Neymar. Neymar gives 0.5% of his passes to Cavani and Mbappé gives 5% of his passes to Cavani.

Make it happen leo. thanks.
 

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Breaking: Paqueta deal agreed between Milan and Flamengo according to Globesporte

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Doing Drugs doesn't make you a "Drug Addict". I have tried nearly every drug and some of them many times.

I now drink every now and then and smoke a spliff here and there.

For example: I popped Molly last month, hit a 95% THC Oil pen yesterday, and had a few (5-7) Moscow Mules over the last couple of weeks.

No biggie. If you haven't dropped Acid and happy cried on Shrooms with some mates, you haven't lived. Just my 2 cents

that's exactly what a drug addict would say. :monto: jk
 

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Finallyy a Brazilian talent !! Please be truee
 

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Brazilian outlet @globoesportecom claims Milan have closed a deal for 21-year-old Flamengo midfielder Lucas Paqueta for €35m + bonuses with medicals reportedly set to be held this week.


Milan beat out PSG to the signature of the player with more opportunity for playing time even though Neymar was lobbying for the player to be signed. Leonardo negotiated the deal with the approval of Gattuso.[@globoesportecom]


.@globoesportecom claims Flamengo CEO Bruno Spindel finalized the deal personally in Milano. Barcelona, PSG and Milan were the three teams interested in the player.
 
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