Pep is God's greatest gift to football since Berlusconi.
It should be considered an honor for the rest of the footballing world that he is taking so many amazing players under his wing, training them in the art of beautiful football so that we may pleasure ourselves while watching them perform to their maximum potential.
So selfless, he is sacrificing himself for the betterment of our sport.
Why are so many football clubs and their fans so mad? Aren't they getting incredible amounts of money while their beloved players are getting the best possible opportunity as professional footballers?
Sometimes, I just don't understand this hateful world.