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Was it a PM? Care to share? I'd like to know what Milano 'believes' the difference is :D

If it's ok with you M84.
not yet
hahah he scheduled an online class tomorrow and went to sleep :D lol at night he will fabricate things :D better hit wikipedia no lol better hit the sack its late.

c ya folks esp dida fan ;)
 

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Was it a PM? Care to share? I'd like to know what Milano 'believes' the difference is :D

If it's ok with you M84.

all i said was, i gotta go to sleep, what do u actually wanna know, historical/ancient differences or modern cultural etc.

thanx dickhead :p


edit: Actually truth be told, i don't even know what ashish wants me to say, where to begin lol. Vague question
 
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Got tickets to see aziz ansari in august in sf. Sold out sooo fast. Pretty excited, hoping for lots of rkelly material
 

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Two Ronnies. Used to be funny as hell :D

Loads of other parts from the vid maker.
 

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Been re-watching Arrested Development for the first time since it was briefly on in the UK a few years back. I've reached the conclusion that it's the best.

"Don't call my escorts whores."
 

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arrested developement is awesome. but it's still a teir below Seinfeld and curb your Enthusiasm.


Larry David=Comedic God. He even made that marriage ref show funny
 

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Been re-watching Arrested Development for the first time since it was briefly on in the UK a few years back. I've reached the conclusion that it's the best.

"Don't call my escorts whores."

excellent show.

gob is a major inspiration to me.

 

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Been re-watching Arrested Development for the first time since it was briefly on in the UK a few years back. I've reached the conclusion that it's the best.

"Don't call my escorts whores."

omg...that show was the best...gob...george michael...and tobias...absolutely delicious :star:

they're in the process of making an arrested development movie...can't wait!
 

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Seeing JB Smoovei n 2 weeks. Standup is awesome :D :D


He was awesome on curb as Leon



 

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Conan O'brien always comes accross as a comedy genious IMO. So funny...
 

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I've been watching a lot of Arrested Development too lately :D It's amazing, so so so funny. I also love 30 Rock and The Office (but only the US version), as well as Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm (but I haven't seen all of CYE) :star: Comedy gold.



Pretty much the only British stand-up I like is Stewart Lee, who made me cry laughing when I saw him earlier this year :D I can't find his best stuff on YT, but I'll keep looking.

eta: A Bit of Fry and Laurie was awesome as well

 

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RIP Greg Giraldo

Died of an overdose today. One of my favorite comedians. Sad cause last few things I've seen him do he'd been really dark joking about drug problems and pills and his divroce.





 

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I've been directed here to post this breaking story...

Rumours are leaking out of Milanello that Milan transfer guru's Adriano Galliani, Mino Raiola and Ariedo Braida were recorded with their microphone's still switched on despite an interview being over.

The transfer trio were caught off guard by left on microphones discussing Milan's transfer strategy for the up coming Summer transfer market. Having answered questions with authority about transfer targets, outgoing players and hopes for next season, the truth soon came out...

When asked about Clarence Seedorf's renewal Galliani answered saying "Seedorf is a great champion who deserves to die in a Milan shirt, for the cause, on the field, in glory, and that is what he will do!"

When discussing the same question afterwards with microphones unbeknown still on, Galliani was caught saying "Do you think they bought that Seedorf champion shit? I hope my love of his cock hasn't clouded my judgement..."

Raiola and Braida could be heard sniggering, with Braida saying "Well it is a lovely cock!"

When questioned about Milan's transfer targets Galiani was composed and assured, with Braida and Raiola hanging of every word, happy to confirm targets with Galliani. When asked about Palermo star man Pastore Galliani said "He's a dream player, he's the player we've been looking for since the great Kaka left... Shall we get him, we'd like too but money talks and just now our money speaks a different language than Palermo's"

Then answering about Ganso and Hamsik Galliani and Braida jointly answered saying "Both offer something different, but both are effective, either would greatly improve our midfield and should command similar fee's, the non-EU spot could be the reason we go for one and not the other."

Finally the trio were questioned about rumours of a raid on Arsenal's Samir Nasri and Cesc Fabregas, all three looked smuggley and the reporters with galliani simply saying "With the gold tie you just never know... Who actually thought I'd deliver both Ibra and Binho last Summer?"

Cryptic as usual Galliani's assured answers and Braida and Raiola rock solid support were soon dispelled when the true answers to the questions were heard by the sound team from the TV station. As the camera's cut, the three spoke amongst themselves, discussing the players mentioned in the interview. When discussing Pastore Galliani was recorded saying "Did I actually compare Pastore to Kaka, ha ha, I'm am full of it, aren't I."
Braida replied saying "I discovered Kaka, all those free holidays to Brazil paid off on that one... Its nice of Palermo to develop this kid while I'm still on holiday in Brazil. Where is this Argentina that people talk off anyways?"
The three chuckled then discussed Ganso and Hamsik...
Braida started by saying "Tha Ganso kid, why the fuck do I keep having to go to Brazil to look at this kid G?"
Galliani answered "Inter want him, Leo wants him, so I fuck all over them and want Ganso"
Braida replied "Have you seen him though, he's got an Inter face, fuck talent, Leo wants him cos he'll look as ugly as the rest of those scum bags in the blue and black of that lot!"
Galliani replied "No I've not seen the kid, would he score at a Bunga Bunga party where the girls are all bought and paid for?"
Braida answered "Probably not, would Tevez?"
The three laughed again, unaware that the joke would soon be on them...
The three were no more kind to Napoli's Hamsik, a strong target for the rossoneri. Braida simply said "He's not South American and has shit hair, forget him, he's been in Italy how long and still doesn't have a tan!"

Finally it was Arsenal and their star players Fabregas and Nasri who were the butt of their joking. "That Wenger's a funny one, do you not think its strange his love of little French boys?" said Raiola. Galliani simply replied "The gold tie knows not age, nor sex, just bargaining... If its young boys Wenger likes, I'll speak to Papa Berlu, I'm sure some of his young girl friends have brothers, mwah ha ha ha"
Braida then asked "What about all that shit about Cesc and Nasri as well". Galliani replied saying "Are they champions? No, what have they won? Cesc got a World Cup winners medal but was a fringe player, thats not a champion... Seedorf, now he's a champion! Speaking off Seedorf, how are the Seedorf clones coming along?"

In a final insult for Milan supporters the three so called transfer master minds true tactics for the Summer mercato left this reporter fearing for Milan's future. Galliani asked his side kicks "So, being sensible for one momment, who are we going to get this Summer?"
Braida answered, how am I supposed to know, I've been on holiday in Brazil for the past 4 years!"
Raiola then said "Erm, dont look at me, the only reason I ended up hear was because Ibra took a wrong turn and ended up in your dressing room rather than Inter's, and I was following him. We were too nice to say what had gone wrong andf Leo didn't want to rock the boat any more so kept quiet... But its cool, I'm giving them maxwell in the Summer to keep them happy"
Galliani wasn't impressed, but rather than fearing the worst for their transfer mercato he simply asked "Do you think Berlu and the supports have figured out that I'm not being clever with my conflicting answers, I just dont have a fucking clue what I'm doing"
The three were last seen laughing leaving the studio, on a conference call to Papa Berlu to assure him everything was on track for the completion of his third attempt at a Deathstar.
It is with regret that we break this story, and we are sure it could cause a global meltdown on the Red&Black forum, but as journalists it is our duty to report the truth, no matter how made up it is!
 

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Haha fucking hilarious Marco...were you the interviewer? :D
 

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Was going through some Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld vids on youtube:





And also, Aziz Ansari fucking kills me. That guy is great. :D





 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, RAAAAAAAANDY is the funniest shit ever made. :D







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