Have Capitao Lugano rate your balls

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2nd pic: do I have to explain?

Man, this video brings back bad memories, how did we not f*ck this sh*tty team I'll never understand :head:
 

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Out of curiosity :tongue: Some of my favourite non-Milan players:

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You have a great taste for players, Sophie. They all have balls.

But Totti and De Rossi can't properly control their balls and sometimes they go insane.
 

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If I'd take a picture of my balls and post it here ... it wouldn't be funny, right?
 

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Inzaghi. Among the greatest balls ever.

If I'd take a picture of my balls and post it here ... it wouldn't be funny, right?

READ THE RULES!
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Great idea for a thread. Will be monitoring this thread clsoelty.
 

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But Totti and De Rossi can't properly control their balls and sometimes they go insane.
Totti always had issues controlling his balls..and near area.



To think the high profile playboys were Totti and Inzaghi...today it's Borriello :head:, that partly explains what's wrong with Serie A.
 

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Balotelli is a crazy person.

Insanity gives players provisory balls and the heat of the momment counts more to them than any other kind of player.

It's hard to deal with crazy players. They may be presenting one of the greatest balls you ever seen or just not show any kind of balls.
 

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They all have high rates of balls.

Cafú by the way has a great story in football. He was rejected by a bunch of clubs and never gave up. Then Telê Santana took him for São Paulo and won everything with him (1 Brasileirão, 2 Libertadores and 2 Mundial, one against Milan and the other one against Barcelona).

And he's fucking badass. I remember that when he was already in Europe, sometimes the weather was freakin cold and even though he came from a tropical country and the europeans used a long-sleeve jersey, he usually used the short-sleeve jersey.

Cafú is awesome.
 

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And he's fucking badass. I remember that when he was already in Europe, sometimes the weather was freakin cold and even though he came from a tropical country and the europeans used a long-sleeve jersey, he usually used the short-sleeve jersey.


It's difficult to get cold when you run at 100 miles per hour non-stop for 90 minutes.
 

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How do you rate your two favorite boys?

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I give you the assist to completely and fully destroy them :tongue:.
 

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This thread has lost it's credibility... How can we trust someone who calls Maldini a douche bag and tells him to fuck off????
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I think that just his 2 cent on loyalty things lol
kinda harsh though lol
 

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Neymar and Robinho should be discussed on Cirque du Soleil's forum.

And Neymar would get banned from Cirque for being a douche bag.
 

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This thread has lost it's credibility... How can we trust someone who calls Maldini a douche bag and tells him to fuck off????
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No one should ever call Paolo a douche bag or whatever, Maldini is a true legend, so telling that stuff about him is a disgrace, never ever talk bad about Paolo.:devilfir:
 

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No one should ever call Paolo a douche bag or whatever, Maldini is a true legend, so telling that stuff about him is a disgrace, never ever talk bad about Paolo.:devilfir:

fully agreed, tell that to the capitao of balls. :o
 

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LOL, I'm not offended with that tbh :D
Because its rare to see someone call Il-Capitano like that even from merdaristi n that make it sounds like joke, n just some ultras bastard that ever do that n imagine Capitao as one of Ultras make me even more > :D
 

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The funniest thing about it was reading c4m answering it with a valid kinda long argument.
 

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Capitão,

I'm I wrong assuming that players with huge balls look even more badass in the rain?

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Also, rate this goal:

 
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Players look more romantically badasses on the rain. But that's only with badass players.

Fernando Torres and Villa on the rain look like a gay porn movie.

It's important to know these rules and the emends because in the future, ballness and badasseness will be way more necessary in sports and there'll be a bunch of specialists on it.

So in the future if you see a player like Raul on the rain and say: "Omg, he's so badass" then you'll be probably a huge reason for mean jokes and even a victim of violence.

This is a great goal but Argentina had an weird transition in their history and I don't think that it changed for good. You probably know that in the past they were violent as fuck and Libertadores was owned by them because even the referees scared them. Sometimes the european teams didn't even play the Intercontinental against them because they had righteous reasons to be afraid of getting injured.

Then as the time gone by and the rules got improved, instead of improve their violence to badasseness, a bunch of argentineans became pussies. And calling Bielsa and Maradonna to be their coaches is for sure not the right way to fix it.

Palermo and Tevez are for sure the example to be followed by the argentineans forwards.
 

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Players look more romantically badasses on the rain. But that's only with badass players.

Fernando Torres and Villa on the rain look like a gay porn movie.

It's important to know these rules and the emends because in the future, ballness and badasseness will be way more necessary in sports and there'll be a bunch of specialists on it.

So in the future if you see a player like Raul on the rain and say: "Omg, he's so badass" then you'll be probably a huge reason for mean jokes and even a victim of violence.

This is a great goal but Argentina had an weird transition in their history and I don't think that it changed for good. You probably know that in the past they were violent as fuck and Libertadores was owned by them because even the referees scared them. Sometimes the european teams didn't even play the Intercontinental against them because they had righteous reasons to be afraid of getting injured.

Then as the time gone by and the rules got improved, instead of improve their violence to badasseness, a bunch of argentineans became pussies. And calling Bielsa and Maradonna to be their coaches is for sure not the right way to fix it.

Palermo and Tevez are for sure the example to be followed by the argentineans forwards.

That's the old discussion between Bilardistas and Menotistas in Argentina. But I agree with you about Argentina team, they are too focused on the individual skills of some offensive players and neglecting the necessary balance needed to give them support - like midfielders who can defend and more physically strongest players (to avoid games like when they got outmuscled by Brazil in the Copa América), as well as more functional and tatical teams. Argentina was a tatical joke under Bielsa and Maradona (Pekerman was not that bad but still underachived).
 

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That's the old discussion between Bilardistas and Menotistas in Argentina. But I agree with you about Argentina team, they are too focused on the individual skills of some offensive players and neglecting the necessary balance needed to give them support - like midfielders who can defend and more physically strongest players (to avoid games like when they got outmuscled by Brazil in the Copa América), as well as more functional and tatical teams. Argentina was a tatical joke under Bielsa and Maradona (Pekerman was not that bad but still underachived).


I miss the days when Argentina would play a midfield of Simeone-Almeyda-Verón.
 

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I miss the days when Argentina would play a midfield of Simeone-Almeyda-Verón.

Yep. Guys like Astrada, Kily González... Players who could dive without looking like idiots and who would not be scared of Júlio Baptista. And it's not like they don't have this kind of players anymore, Cambiasso, Mascherano, Guiñazú, Maxi Rodriguez are not pussies, but they are not used properly...
 

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Simeone is too much old school. Violent as fuck.

And i didn't like Killy Gonzalez. He seemed like a princess trying to be a barbarian or something like this.

I would like to see a midfield with Mascherano, Guinazu and Cambiasso. But that won't ever happen.
 

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Just a comment about Palermo goal:

Everytime I watch this video I remember Pippo. Palermo and Pippo are a lot alike as players, and I think the narrator put this very well when he says after this goal:

"Tantas veces te mataron, tantas veces te moriran... Sempre arriba! Sempre vuelve!"

It means something like "Many times they killed you... but you always return".

As Gaizka wrote in another post about Pippo, his game doesn't relly on pace or physical power, but inteligence, game reading and movement - to say it short, instinct. And as such, no matter how old he is, he will not lose his instinct and can continue scoring goals.

Altough Palermo is way more physical than Pippo, he got the same instinct, the same hability as finisher, and also the same "big game" reputation. One can call it star, others a blessing or even lucky. But the fact is, in the games and times where a lot of big players tremble with fear, choke and disappear from the game, players like Inzaghi and Palermo show what a champion is made of.

Pippo, just like Palermo, have been killed many times before. I listen "Pippo is finished" since 2005. At every injury, every sequence of quiet games and so on, there is always someone to kill him. And every single time he come back.
 
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