Cristiano Ronaldo Thread

Jasper · Aug 7, 2008

manutd fan said:
I'm not sure to be honest. Sometimes when I type large posts then press 'submit reply' the website crashes for me Its been like that for a while, sometimes its fine but a lot of time it stops me from posting.

Do you have that poblem elsewhere too or could it be some sort of bug?

manutd fan · Aug 7, 2008

Jasper said:
Do you have that poblem elsewhere too or could it be some sort of bug?

Nope its only here. I don't know what it is but its not a big problem though, 90% of my posts are normal length anyway so it doesn't really bother me.

Jasper · Aug 7, 2008

manutd fan said:
Nope its only here. Its no problem though, 90% of my posts are normal length anyway so it doesn't really bother me.

Edited your first post till, got the answer. Apparently we have restrictions:

1. The text that you have entered is too long (11155 characters). Please shorten it to 10000 characters long.

manutd fan · Aug 7, 2008

Jasper said:
Edited your first post till, got the answer. Apparently we have restrictions:

1. The text that you have entered is too long (11155 characters). Please shorten it to 10000 characters long.

cheers

, although I have never typed a post THAT long lol.

Charbel · Aug 8, 2008

rreze22 said:
u;r just moving to fast

I''lll try slow my pace, but Nesta can never stop, Can he?

rreze_milan · Aug 8, 2008

ahahahahahhahahah not if kaka stop him but they'll never front together

hey stop it here cos they'll call us kids again

manutd fan · Aug 10, 2008

REAL READY TO SUE RON
Madrid want £17million in compensation

UNITED - United boss Fergie and Ronaldo
By DAVID HARRISON, 09/08/2008

REAL MADRID are ready to hit Cristiano Ronaldo with a £17million compensation claim for refusing to join them.

The Spanish club are claiming that Ronaldo’s agent Jorge Mendes struck the astonishing deal with them at the start of the summer transfer saga.

Real are adamant they agreed personal terms with the Manchester United star and insisted on the compensation clause if the transfer was not completed.

Spanish media sources, who have become Madrid’s unofficial mouthpiece during the Ronaldo negotiations, are reporting that Real president Ramon Calderon is determined to press ahead with the claim.

Calderon might be prepared to waive compensation if he gets a guaranteed assurance from Ronaldo that he will join them next summer.

But, amazingly, he has left the door open for the Portuguese winger to complete another U-turn before the August transfer window closes.

A Real insider said: “The doors are not closed to things undergoing a U-turn. Until the transfer window closes everything remains in the air.”

That will further enrage United boss Sir Alex Ferguson who has vowed to have no more dealings with the Spaniards.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/article12396.ece

If its true then atleast they will admit to FIFA that they tapped Ronaldo up.

Az. · Aug 10, 2008

There` trying to pool a Figo ..don`t think its true though ...

Charbel · Aug 10, 2008

They did it with Figo, WHy not here?...Truly some unique people!

Cristina · Aug 19, 2008

Ronaldo Wins ‘Gay Icon’ Award

Manchester United midfielder Cristiano Ronaldo now has another winners’ medal to add to his impressive collection after he was awarded the prestigious 'Gay Icon' award by 'gaygolddiggers'...

The Portuguese winger faced stiff competition from celebrities such as Kylie Minogue, Elton John and David Beckham.

Kylie could only manage a second-place finish, while Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli predictably made the top five.

A spokesman for 'gaygolddiggers' said, “Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth and jewellery swung the votes his way. He looks like any gay man or woman’s dream. What with being Footballer of the Year, scoring 42 goals last season and former girlfriends saying he is talented off the pitch, he seems to have everything going for him.”

No comment has yet been made by Ronaldo on this early bit of success this season, but he will surely want to retain the title when the survey is held again next year.

David Beckham may also seek to improve on a disappointing seventh.

The top ten:

1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Kylie Minogue
3. Judy Garland
4. Elton John
5. Liza Minnelli
6. The Village People
7. David Beckham
8. George Michael
9. John Barrowman
10. Paul O'Grady

goal.com

Wolfpac4Life · Aug 21, 2008

zank · Jan 8, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo in car crash, but unhurt

updated: January 8, 2009, 8:27 AM EST

MANCHESTER, England (AP) - Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo escaped injury Thursday after crashing his sports car in a tunnel on the way to training.

The Portugal winger's Ferrari collided with a roadside barrier in a two-lane tunnel near Manchester Airport, police said.

At the scene, the 23-year-old European player of the year gave a negative breath test to officers, who said there will be an investigation of the crash.
"He's fine and is training as normal with the team this morning," Manchester United said.

Photographs showed the front of the red car completely crushed after absorbing the impact of the crash. Metal debris, including the front left wheel, was scattered across the road.

No other vehicles were involved, although United goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar was traveling behind Ronaldo at the time.

On Wednesday night, Ronaldo came off the bench in a 1-0 loss at Derby County in the first leg of the League Cup semifinals.

ur still a live??

Sasha · Jan 8, 2009

Whoever made the tags for this thread is a genius!

manutd fan · Jan 8, 2009

If you listen very carefully you can hear the sound of Ashish laughing his ass off

Ashish · Jan 8, 2009

manutd fan said:
If you listen very carefully you can hear the sound of Ashish laughing his ass off

no i dont want him to die like that i want gattuso to kill him on the field brutally and then Fergie gets a heart attack due that violence and all glory hunter fans in asia get nuked.

i want ronaldo to be in top condition for merda match

all hail man utd

A Wild Homosexual · Jan 8, 2009

am ready 2 take his car

Calum1903 · Jan 8, 2009

Ashish said:
no i dont want him to die like that i want gattuso to kill him on the field brutally and then Fergie gets a heart attack due that violence and all glory hunter fans in asia get nuked.

Calm doon, eh? Wishing death on a footballing legend just because too many Asians support his club isn't particularly funny.

Ashish · Jan 8, 2009

Calum1903 said:
Calm doon, eh? Wishing death on a footballing legend just because too many Asians support his club isn't particularly funny.

lol fuck that bastart red nose

i dont care about hm he cant stuuff those 10 epl and 2 cl in his red ass

GreatKalu · Jan 8, 2009

LOL ... its a well known fact that rich dumb bitches ('scuze my French) can't drive Ferraris.

Calum1903 · Jan 8, 2009

Ashish said:
lol fuck that bastart red nose

i dont care about hm he cant stuuff those 10 epl and 2 cl in his red ass

And why is he a bastard exactly? Because he manages Manchester United?

You're also forgetting a European Cup Winner's Cup and a European Super Cup there, incidentally.

manutd fan · Jan 8, 2009

Ashish said:
no i dont want him to die like that i want gattuso to kill him on the field brutally and then Fergie gets a heart attack due that violence and all glory hunter fans in asia get nuked.

i want ronaldo to be in top condition for merda match

all hail man utd

The rest I'm ok with.

Ashish · Jan 8, 2009

Calum1903 said:
And why is he a bastard exactly? Because he manages Manchester United?

You're also forgetting a European Cup Winner's Cup and a European Super Cup there, incidentally.

not because he is manutd i like vds giggsy vidic
but red nose cries and whines every single match and i always thinks he is over rated

he is the best ever cause he is from same place as yours if i am not wrong
i wish beckham would have broke his head when fergie threw the boot

but spice boy cant do any thing good

Ashish · Jan 8, 2009

since i know my posts are meaningless i stop trolling for tonight

and i was not serious about anybody getting hurt

i will never want anybody get hurt except morrati and moggi

Calum1903 · Jan 8, 2009

Ashish said:
not because he is manutd i like vds giggsy vidic
but red nose cries and whines every single match and i always thinks he is over rated

he is the best ever cause he is from same place as yours if i am not wrong
i wish beckham would have broke his head when fergie threw the boot but spice boy cant do any thing good

Ach, come on, find me the manager who doesn't whine.

He's not from the same place as me, he's from Govan(Rangersville). I think what you mean is that he led my local team, Aberdeen, to unprecedented domestic and European success, all on a shoestring budget

I don't understand how he's overrated - I think his record speaks for itself.

Ashish · Jan 8, 2009

Calum1903 said:
Ach, come on, find me the manager who doesn't whine.

He's not from the same place as me, he's from Govan(Rangersville). I think what you mean is that he led my local team, Aberdeen, to unprecedented domestic and European success, all on a shoestring budget

I don't understand how he's overrated - I think his record speaks for itself.

please stop this

use this logic with micheal jackson he has sold many songs was king of music and has a gr8 record

go suck his dick

will you

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..probably no right,

ferggie is like that i hate him even he win zillion more cups

Ashish · Jan 8, 2009

my friend was in japan for wc and he is a manu fan

cause its marketed better

took these photos so for you manutd fan

Semi finals i think who care fuck them all

Calum1903 · Jan 8, 2009

Ashish said:
please stop this

use this logic with micheal jackson he has sold many songs was king of music and has a gr8 record

go suck his dick

will you

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..probably no right,

ferggie is like that i hate him even he win zillion more cups

So you want me to stop using the logic that a successful manager is a good manager? Interesting argument.

You can't take both footballing and personal digs at one of the all-time greats and expect nobody to disagree with you. Don't take it so personally min

Cristina · Jan 8, 2009

zank said:
but unhurt

That looks like a pretty bad crash, surprised he didn't break anything.

Jasper · Jan 8, 2009

madtherchot said:
LOL ... its a well known fact that rich dumb bitches ('scuze my French) can't drive Ferraris.

Yeah, only homeless people know that LOL

ezekiel2517 · Jan 8, 2009

Cristina said:
That looks like a pretty bad crash, surprised he didn't break anything.

he did get hurt... so bad he went into surgery.

and now he is...

the bionic woman!

ps: i wish the lamest jokes thread was not closed :head:

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