Dating / Relationship Help Thread

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Didn't see one similar to this, so here it goes. A thread for Milanisti to give each other advice regarding dating, relationships, etc.

Rules of the thread:

No flaming, trolling, etc.

Don't give bad advice intentionally.

Use common sense.
 

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If anyone wants to go, feel free

will edit with my situation soon
 

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Dating / Relationship? what are these? :devilcon:
 

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this will work. :thumbsup:
 

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If anyone wants to go, feel free

will edit with my situation soon

Tell us more about this situation, please.
 

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i'm in an on/off relationship with two hotties, an indian called palminder and a german called handgela.

I really like them and the sex is great but I can'y decide which to stay with.
on the one hand palminder is cool but she always has to be right and that causes alot of problems.
on the other side handgela is nicer and a bit less hassle but she has left me a few times and I'm worried that if I choose her she might left me again.

what should I do guys?
 

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Have you had them both at the same time? I hear Palminder has the right outlook on collaboration, but Handgela can be a little commie about these things.
 

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Have you had them both at the same time? I hear Palminder has the right outlook on collaboration, but Handgela can be a little commie about these things.

I've thought about it but I don't know if i'm big enough to satisfy both at the same time :cry:

another thing is I don't want them to have power over me, if I do a manage a toi then they will have a grip on me and they could use me and jerk me around.

I have to choose one :head:
 

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I've thought about it but I don't know if i'm big enough to satisfy both at the same time :cry:

another thing is I don't want them to have power over me, if I do a manage a toi then they will have a grip on me and they could use me and jerk me around.

I have to choose one :head:

What about Rammindeep? Have you tried contacting her?
 

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I've thought about it but I don't know if i'm big enough to satisfy both at the same time :cry:

another thing is I don't want them to have power over me, if I do a manage a toi then they will have a grip on me and they could use me and jerk me around.

I have to choose one :head:

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What about Rammindeep? Have you tried contacting her?

I wanna try but I know I can't, rammindeep broke me last time.

it still hurts to this day, guess some wounds will never heal :cry:
 

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Seek help elsewhere.

End of advice.
 

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from where pedro?

thought you guys were my friends?
please don't abandon me in my hour of need
 

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from where pedro?

thought you guys were my friends?
please don't abandon me in my hour of need

Was I talking to you? I didn't quote you, hell, I didn't even read your posts.
 

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that's ok pedro I forgive you......we are all going through alot of stress at this moment with the mercato situation. :(
 

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@damn, I got this Mexican guy, Lubé, can totally fix all your... relationship problems. He will help smooth over both your... girls.

He charges though, and it can be really hard to find the right Lubé.
 

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@damn, I got this Mexican guy, Lubé, can totally fix all your... relationship problems. He will help smooth over both your... girls.

He charges though, and it can be really hard to find the right Lubé.

thank you jammin you are a true friend unlike that pedro :o

Lubé sounds like exactly what I need right now :thumbsup:
I don't have much money but i am willing to pay as long as Lubé gets rid of the burning i'm feeling.
 

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This thread. :lol:

See jon, this is working.

No flaming, trolling, etc.

Don't give bad advice intentionally.

Use common sense.
 

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want a girl to really like you? smack her around at least twice per week.
 

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i dont even like women i mostly like money

but i'm not even that rich

i wish i could trade in all the nuts i busted inside/on somebody for like $5 a piece
 

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someone please temporarily freeze this thread. We're entering Zona Galliani now. This is the HIGHLIGHT of the season. More important than scudetto, ucl etc.

want a girl to really like you? smack her around at least twice per week.

shut up. There's no place for jokes like this.
 

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id take all that money and go to a nice quiet massage parlor..wearing headphones

honestly..$5 per nut....i'd be rich as fuck
 

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:o

obviously i'm kidding. I've never hit a woman... not saying that i never will, but i haven't yet :D

I had an affair with a girl that asked me to hit her. She also wanted to hit me (I would let her do it lightly). But I didn't really like that is not my thing, but the sex was great apart from that.
She was also bisexual. Once we had another girl here, three of us got fairly drunk. At some point she started slapping the other girl really hard (at least not in the face or anything) until I stopped her. I mean, we didn't even know if the other girl liked it or not... In fact it didn't look like she liked it at all :lol:
 

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I've thought about it but I don't know if i'm big enough to satisfy both at the same time :cry:

:head:

This is not about length, nor about size but how many times can you make it rise. :o:lol:

Master this and I'm sure you'll have them on the ropes/bedsheets/mattress, gasping, simultaneously.
 

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I had an affair with a girl that asked me to hit her. She also wanted to hit me (I would let her do it lightly). But I didn't really like that is not my thing, but the sex was great apart from that.
She was also bisexual. Once we had another girl here, three of us got fairly drunk. At some point she started slapping the other girl really hard (at least not in the face or anything) until I stopped her. I mean, we didn't even know if the other girl liked it or not... In fact it didn't look like she liked it at all :lol:

oh god thats so awkward
 

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dating an older woman, shes 28, im 21, ideas on a good place to take her?
 

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I dunno what is funnier...our resident "relationship experts" or the fact that the intention of this thread was genuine and serious in trying to get solid advice :lol:
 

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I'll give you the cliff notes

girl lives about 45m away from me, but goes to university about 5 hours away

-OP meets girl almost two years ago
-girl has BF but recently breaks up with him
-OP asks girl out to dinner, goes well, we go back to my place, kiss and cuddle, opts to be gentleman and not have coitus (mistake?)
-OP schedules second date, she cancels for family reasons, goes back to college, still texts me and what not
-OP suggests visiting her at her university, first weekend OP suggests, she says she's busy, suggests second time frame, she says OK but doesn't clarify which days OP should specifically visit
-OP is taking a few days off from texting her to avoid acting like a wimp
-OP is confused as to what to do
 
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