ok, let's look at his resume:
Champions League trophy:
Europa League trophy:
EPL trophy:
FA Cup trophy (this is like Coppa Italia for English peoples):
Community Shield trophy (this is like Supercoppa for Englanders)
World Cup trophy:
Euro Cup trophy:
PFA player of the year trophy (like player of the year trophy for America's bitches):
some other trophy (which must be very prestigious because JT lifted it):
on the moon:
at some guys wedding:
berlin wall:
just in case you didn't notice his dick size: