Jose Mourinho Thread

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Ouch! Cristiano Ronaldo on Mourinho: "Mourinho? I don't care about him. I care about Real Madrid and me"(via @JLSanchez78)

About a month ago:
@tancredipalmeri 2h
In an unofficial internal poll requested by Real Madrid president amongst players,15 voted to have Mourinho out.5 will ask to go if he stays.

Leaving in Style I guess :lol:
 

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Time to face the music Jose. Final evaluation: flattered to deceive and ultimately, underachieved.



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I dont see whats awesome about being owned by Dortmund four times in one season. Promised CL, didn't deliver. 15 points behind Barca since November. I love him as a character but results show he failed. fuck off Jose
 

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About a month ago:
@tancredipalmeri 2h
In an unofficial internal poll requested by Real Madrid president amongst players,15 voted to have Mourinho out.5 will ask to go if he stays.

Casillas
Ramos
Kaka??
Alonso??
??
 

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Haven't thought about it. Real Madrid's inner politics is not my strongest point.

Yesterday's comment might hint that sad Ronaldo might be one of them.
 

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PSG and Madrid should do a straight swap of coaches. Will solve everyone's problems. Whatever the hell they are.
 

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he sets the team up like hes playing barca everygame

total counter attack from deep defence, sad considering they have amazing players

Style dosnt suit the spanish league IMO

still think hes best manager in the world
 

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he sets the team up like hes playing barca everygame

total counter attack from deep defence, sad considering they have amazing players

Style dosnt suit the spanish league IMO

still think hes best manager in the world

Nope right now it is Klopp
 

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Best coach in the world? Mourinho? Ancelotti? Klopp?

DAI DAI DAI DAI DAI!

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??

Its only Casillas and Ramos, but thet are important as the rest of them. Arbeloa, Alonso loves him, said many times. Benzema was transformed by him, the rest either he brought or are portuguese.

Kaka doesn't really have a big say in Madrid right now, and even if he did hes not the one to engage in this kind of stuff, so I find it unlikely.

btw theres nothign wrong with counterattacking tactics, but Madrid are clueless even when organizing them. there is no direction in Madrid's counters they are plain random. Thats Mou's fault.
 

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Its only Casillas and Ramos, but thet are important as the rest of them. Arbeloa, Alonso loves him, said many times. Benzema was transformed by him, the rest either he brought or are portuguese.

Kaka doesn't really have a big say in Madrid right now, and even if he did hes not the one to engage in this kind of stuff, so I find it unlikely.

btw theres nothign wrong with counterattacking tactics, but Madrid are clueless even when organizing them. there is no direction in Madrid's counters they are plain random.

If I cud, I wud restart your post counter from this post... : )
 

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If you were to ask me to look at the last 20 years in Madrid’s history and say which coach has had the most decision-making power at the club, I’d say there’s no doubt he [Mourinho] is the one.
- Hierro

U gotta give him respect for that. Even Capello was a bitch in Madrid but I liked how this guy bent Madrid over.
 

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- Hierro

U gotta give him respect for that. Even Capello was a bitch in Madrid but I liked how this guy bent Madrid over.

Yep, it was insane. He got Valdano fired due to their bad relationship and to have total control over transfers. Also benched Casillas for half a season. :lol:

But it was weird how he only signed Modric last summer.
 

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Remember when this first came out in 2006.

Apparently Duff brought him over to play the song in front of the Chelsea squad and Mourinho.
 

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This man is not only an arrogant Little piece of shite, but also a highly overrated coach IMO.

Why people regard this unclassy wuss as one of the-if not the absolute- best coach on the planet is something I can't get. Why?

Him ignoring and destroying both Sheva and Kaka and being a major pain in the arse in Inter should be reasons for every Milanista to hate him.

...Anyways..My hate for this man has Little to do with my love for Milan. My reasons are much more complex and legit than that. What's your reasons, you may ask? Well I'll tell you right now:

For me a manager should ALWAYS be classy. A manager should be a gentleman whether he just won the treble or lost 3-0 to some "Sunday League"- team. Mourinho is the total opposite to this. The ture definition of a douche.

He isn't that much of a tactian either.

Favourtie Mou quote of all time; "Porque?"

Uomo di merda, Mourino uomo di merda!
 

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PS. He is the most unsuccessfful manager in RMCF- history winning one League title by luck and a cup- title, from which the Trophy is superglued. He also made RMCF lose to their neighbouring rivals for the first time in nearly 20 years and also managed to get raped by arch rivals Barca on several occassions. He also dissed the only Icon and captain in Mierda, Iker and wanted to give tha captaincy to CR= You don't need to have any love for Real to realize that's blassphemy.

Mous results in Real Madrid;

-He manages to get the biggest ass- rape in all of his career.
- He loses to Atleti.
- He fires Valdano.
- He makes Real play the mst boring and unintereting football ever.
- He ditches Iker.
- Makes Zizou wanna leave the club.
- He ruined the Beauty of the one of the greatest games in the World; El Classico. Thanks to him, many people can't stand that fixure anymore.
- Porque?
 

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PS. He is the most unsuccessfful manager in RMCF- history winning one League title by luck and a cup- title, from which the Trophy is superglued. He also made RMCF lose to their neighbouring rivals for the first time in nearly 20 years and also managed to get raped by arch rivals Barca on several occassions. He also dissed the only Icon and captain in Mierda, Iker and wanted to give tha captaincy to CR= You don't need to have any love for Real to realize that's blassphemy.

Mous results in Real Madrid;

-He manages to get the biggest ass- rape in all of his career.
- He loses to Atleti.
- He fires Valdano.
- He makes Real play the mst boring and unintereting football ever.
- He ditches Iker.
- Makes Zizou wanna leave the club.
- He ruined the Beauty of the one of the greatest games in the World; El Classico. Thanks to him, many people can't stand that fixure anymore.
- Porque?


i'm fairly confident madrid won most points over his years in charge than under any manager.

but point to some random results.
 

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- Hierro

U gotta give him respect for that. Even Capello was a bitch in Madrid but I liked how this guy bent Madrid over.

not sure he bent them over, as much as perez was so desperate to beat barca, something they couldn't do he sold the club to mourinho (figuratively)
 

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If anything, Mourinho made El Clasico more interesting as he sometimes beat Barcelona.

The main issue with it was that they played like 8 times a season - and that, for two clubs that you already dislike and hate, made it damn unbearable.
 

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He gets results, cannot argue

However I think he sets up his team so focused on countering what the other team is going to bring that it lacks any real style

It is just super efficient football. In my opinion I don't like this, I want a team to assert their style of play no matter who they are playing ie. Barcelona

Rather than have the team set up to counter the opponent

I mean, it is effective football, very effective, but it lacks the distinct style that I like to see. You play for yourself to win not to stop the other team sort of thing.

Still a great manager though, that shut down of city was impressive
 
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