The Rumour Commode XXIII: The Reality Era

IL Diavolo 3 · Aug 5, 2018

General said:
I want to see 1500 pages by tomorrow close of business

No questions asked

Jasper · Aug 5, 2018

MilanMB said:

yagami7gnr · Aug 5, 2018

Charbel said:
So have people actually watched Bernard other than on youtube videos ? What do you think of him ?

Remember this time last year people were all against Maldini. Calling him names even. Now he’s coming back and it feels great because he can really allow us to trust and dream again.

I have not and I do not care much about him. I do not like pipsqueaks because they can be manhandled by decent defenders. I do not see what is the hype about him at all to be frank. I have watched only few games, his games from the wc2014 and in Europa league and CL. IMO, Bernard is a decent player only and kid has an attitude and ego almost like Neymar.

Talking about Maldini, if he decided to come back it seems because there is seriousness in the project to take back Milan back to the glory days. Look what Suning did with Zanetti and their Suning dance. I think that Maldini knew that they were going to try to the same ridiculous shit.

Massaro94 · Aug 5, 2018

General said:
Donnarumma is going to become a man under this legend

Hmmmm

Lord Snow · Aug 5, 2018

Maldini coming is just so beautiful. It's making me cry. It's just been so long, Paolo.

Savo · Aug 5, 2018

SempreKaka said:
If we're spending SMS money, we should go for Pogba –*he's on another level.

meh, not the biggest Pogba fan, he's a bitch, a skilled bitch, but a bitch, I just can't stand his attitude, really don't want to see that guy in a Milan jersey. SMS, Rabiot, etc. sure, but not Pogba

theduck7 · Aug 5, 2018

U know Milan are getting serious again when Maldini is on board

.A.K. · Aug 5, 2018

After seeing other clubs forums I realised our one is so active!

Grande

Rumpelstiltskin · Aug 5, 2018

Charbel said:
So have people actually watched Bernard other than on youtube videos ? What do you think of him ?

Remember this time last year people were all against Maldini. Calling him names even. Now he’s coming back and it feels great because he can really allow us to trust and dream again.

We need to find those "fans" and shame them.

In fact, they should come out now and apologise!

C'mon guys, it's never too late, your sins shall be forgiven.

Birsaforever · Aug 5, 2018

General said:
I want to see 1500 pages by tomorrow close of business

No questions asked

I have a question:

which one is the true masterpiece of minimalist music?

a) La Monte Young - 13 I 73 5-35 - 6-14-03 PM NYC
b) Steve Reich - Music for 18 Musicians
c) Terry Riley - A Rainbow in Curved Air
b) Brian Eno - Music for Airports

vB9 · Aug 5, 2018

Next commode title: Maldini's Milan

Bird · Aug 5, 2018

.A.K. said:
After seeing other clubs forums I realised our one is so active!

Grande

Now imagine the activity here if Milan were consistently playing in CL with big name players.

If only David would sell the forum to General so that he could give it the Elliot treatment.

.A.K. · Aug 5, 2018

who swore against maldini?

we should color their usernames in a specific color for a year

yagami7gnr · Aug 5, 2018

.A.K. said:
who swore against maldini?

we should color their usernames in a specific color for a year

All the #chinaboyz. You know who.

Hugh Janus · Aug 5, 2018

.A.K. said:
who swore against maldini?

we should color their usernames in a specific color for a year

3 guesses

u can do it

Rossonero1028 · Aug 5, 2018

What do you think will happen with Bertolacci, Mauri and Silva?

Hitchens · Aug 5, 2018

Rossonero1028 said:
What do you think will happen with Bertolacci, Mauri and Silva?

Bench, not even bench, bench.

vB9 · Aug 5, 2018

FI says inter are now too trying for Savic. They dont say that we're interested also.

Neruda · Aug 5, 2018

sheva · Aug 5, 2018

No one is mentioning that Maldini agreeing to a shit position and not returning as CEO is a very good sign.

Either he's being promised complete autonomy or he's afraid that he will end up as Argentina post Elliot treatment :g:

Either way we eating good tonight

.A.K. · Aug 5, 2018

yagami7gnr said:
All the #chinaboyz. You know who

To the end therefore, that none of our subjects may neglect or violate their duty through ignorance thereof, or through any doubt of the protection which the law will afford to their loyalty and zeal, we have thought fit, by and with the advice of our Privy Council, to issue our Royal Proclamation, hereby declaring, that not only all our Officers, civil and military, are obliged to exert their utmost endeavours to suppress such rebellion, and to bring the traitors to justice, but that all our subjects of this Realm, and the dominions thereunto belonging, are bound by law to be aiding and assisting in the suppression of such rebellion, and to disclose and make known all traitorous conspiracies and attempts against us our crown and dignity

- August 23, 1775

brk · Aug 5, 2018

van Basten said:
FI says inter are now too trying for Savic. They dont say that we're interested also.

Even if they were, he would have been their third choice after failing with Vidal and Modric.

Leonardo probably called SMS and Kezman the moment he got the job. I'm sure Maldini is on the phone non stop. They made it clear it's him they want right from the start and that makes a difference (see: Higuain).

brk · Aug 5, 2018

sheva said:
No one is mentioning that Maldini agreeing to a shit position and not returning as CEO is a very good sign.

Either he's being promised complete autonomy or he's afraid that he will end up as Argentina post Elliot treatment

Either way we eating good tonight

Maldini never said he wanted to be CEO. He always said he didn't just want to be a face and wanted some authority. Not ALL the authority.

Milanista92 · Aug 5, 2018

if somehow inter does get him i would go kovacic and rabiot for sure

jammin · Aug 5, 2018

What exactly is Maldini's job description again?

Exactly.

yagami7gnr · Aug 5, 2018

Jammin said:
What exactly is Maldini's job description again?

Exactly.

IMO, it seems he is what Barbara used to do (Marketing & Sports). If I read correctly for other roles he needs licenses.

.A.K. · Aug 5, 2018

Jammin said:
What exactly is Maldini's job description again?

Exactly.

does anyone work for Ac Milan HR department here? if not go shoot them an email and see what they say

yagami7gnr · Aug 5, 2018

Milanista92 said:
if somehow inter does get him i would go kovacic and rabiot for sure

IMO, a cheap option would be to bring Rafinha from Barcelona but I do not think the lad is interested to leave at all nor I think Uefalona are going to give us the loan+option/obligation to buy. I think it would have to be buy only.

MilanMB · Aug 5, 2018

yagami7gnr said:
IMO, it seems he is what Barbara used to do (Marketing & Sports). If I read correctly for other roles he needs licenses.

I doubt it. Barbara wasn't involved in the sports area, Maldini will be.

Doesn't matter though, the important thing is he's back.

General · Aug 5, 2018

Jammin said:
What exactly is Maldini's job description again?

Exactly.

As I said...

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