Riccardo Montolivo Thread

How do you like Montolivo?

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Sage said:
when people say Milan used to be good looking, do you count pirlo?


the guy has a horse face, ugly as fuck, seriously just picture him bald and you'll realize he's ugly as hell.
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No.

But the starting lineup of lets say 2005 milan featured 5 guys who could legitimately be male models. And aside from Pirlo and Kaladze, the rest were definitely good looking men. Heck even some people kind kakhaber attractive. A bit too goonish, imo.

Lets look at 2012 milan

Zlatan- below average
cassano- LOL
boateng- good looking, but still doesn't touch top 8-9 in 2005
aquilani- ugly
mvb- ugly
nocerino- definition of average in every sense of the world
abate- below average
mexes- guido wannabe
thiago- good looking
antonini- might be 3rd best looking, which says it all
abbiati- no

now 2005-

Sheva- model
crespo- model
kaka- model
clarence- handsome
gattuso- def good looking
pirlo- no
cafu- good looking dude
nesta- model
maldini- model
kakha- meh
dida- good lookign


edit: I'm more intrigued by this discussion than the standard commode one.... atleast until patosheva shows up :)
 
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MVB is handsome as hell :o


antonini has a banana face

abate is an egg yolk


nocerino is the most handsome Milan player because of his beard, he looks stupid with out it.
 
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Sage said:
MVB is handsome as hell :o


antonini has a banana face

abate is an egg yolk


nocerino is the most handsome Milan player because of his beard, he looks stupid with out it.
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antonini needs the beard for sure. Without it, he's a lot worse.
 
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yea senatore noce is pretty handsome.

mvb is ugly. no doubt.

antonini pulls off the jesus look like a pro. :lol:
 
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first off kaka's face is lopsided and unsymmetrical. handsome?? LOL gtfo

second--montolivo is more handsome than kaka...blue eyes...his demeanor...

third----LOL @ senatore belittling current milan AGAIN :rolleyes:

prince blows kaka out of the water in terms of handsomeness.

mexes is a straight up babe. barbie. if he had tits i would OMG idekkkk idk....
 
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cafu good looking? come on :D lets not kid ourselves :lol:
 
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Sheva is probably the only guy in that list who could pull any hairstyle and didn't end up looking like a dork :lol:

It's a matter of opinion though, I for one can't find the attractiveness in Crespo.

and MVB is handsome :o
 
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yes, but congo, does ricardo II have the ability to make your lady parts wet? :conf:
 
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sheva's long hair = winning :o


although, sheva is not going to age well.
 
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Congo Powers said:
first off kaka's face is lopsided and unsymmetrical. handsome?? LOL gtfo
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lopsided?!!?!?!


stop trolling. Kaka's dimensions are perfect. He's literally divine looking. I always saw shining lights coming out of him.

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yep, kaka is very handsome without looking gay



montolivo looks like a tranny
 
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Depreciation said:
Sheva is probably the only guy in that list who could pull any hairstyle and didn't end up looking like a dork :lol:

It's a matter of opinion though, I for one can't find the attractiveness in Crespo.

and MVB is handsome :o
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looks like randal pink floyd in dazed and confused. And that guy fucked everyone-

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can't believe we're talking about handsome players for milan and yet, this guy hasn't popped up:

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KujaIX said:
I really dislike Strootman. SBW had the worst troll avatar ever. Literally Strootman looking horrendous and imitating the troll face(not sure if it was on purpose).

Meh. He looks better there but he is nowhere near handsome. Kaka is much more handsome than fucking Strootman.
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Why is this forum so obsessed with looks? Would you rather that idiot Nocerino start over Strootman at Milan? really?
 
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don't forgot our current d&g poster boy flamini!

zlatan is ugly as fuck. don't even try it mp23. :lol:
 
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jammin said:
yea, he's ugly as fuck. :lol:

but we milan. we not racist. :o

but in normal circumstances, you wouldn't characterize kaka as 'handsome' would you?
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I probably wouldn't go for him but he is attractive for sure. Classically attractive as Senatore says. Model type look, not young Stalin type look.

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I know... second most lethal guy ever and whatnot and it's a slightly romanticised picture but damn.

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kuja, sometimes I think you're the only straight guy in this forum.
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Don't be ridiculous. :lol: I sometimes look up Borriello on Google Images and just sit there lusting over him. Bahahahaha

Senatore_M84 said:
No.

But the starting lineup of lets say 2005 milan featured 5 guys who could legitimately be male models. And aside from Pirlo and Kaladze, the rest were definitely good looking men. Heck even some people kind kakhaber attractive. A bit too goonish, imo.

Lets look at 2012 milan

Zlatan- below average
cassano- LOL
boateng- good looking, but still doesn't touch top 8-9 in 2005
aquilani- ugly
mvb- ugly
nocerino- definition of average in every sense of the world
abate- below average
mexes- guido wannabe
thiago- good looking
antonini- might be 3rd best looking, which says it all
abbiati- no

now 2005-

Sheva- model
crespo- model
kaka- model
clarence- handsome
gattuso- def good looking
pirlo- no
cafu- good looking dude
nesta- model
maldini- model
kakha- meh
dida- good lookign


edit: I'm more intrigued by this discussion than the standard commode one.... atleast until patosheva shows up :)
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Hmmm I wouldn't say Cafu was good looking. He seems more quirky. Not Rivaldo type quirky, but quirky :lol:

Rest I agree with but a few models are much more attractive than the other models...

Sage said:
MVB is handsome as hell :o


antonini has a banana face

abate is an egg yolk


nocerino is the most handsome Milan player because of his beard, he looks stupid with out it.
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I did genuinely laugh out loud at some of the descriptions you gave. MVB isn't handsome as hell.

Congo Powers said:
first off kaka's face is lopsided and unsymmetrical. handsome?? LOL gtfo

second--montolivo is more handsome than kaka...blue eyes...his demeanor...

third----LOL @ senatore belittling current milan AGAIN :rolleyes:

prince blows kaka out of the water in terms of handsomeness.

mexes is a straight up babe. barbie. if he had tits i would OMG idekkkk idk....
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Montolivo is not more handsome than Kaka. No way in hell. No way ever. Kaka's face may be lopsided but atleast he has a face to be lopsided... Montolivo looks like a horse.

Prince is close to Kaka, I think. But it's different. Again, Boateng is a more modern type of handsome :lol:

Mexes is too metro to be attractive. He looks like Britney Spears after a mid life crisis and with not enough money for a proper hair cut or diet...
 
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Pedro said:
I know. It's Sam's typical anti-German post that made me wtf. This one I don't even follow...
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He hates you.


And Kaka is incredibly handsome... maybe not handsome in a "you have to be burly to be handsome" sense. But in a "My god that man is attractive" sense.

Probably most Adonis like of all footballers around...
 
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dude..senatore....:max:

look at kaka's eyes man.....the motherfuckers got googly eyes....

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@jammin his name is riccardo bro...2 c's :o :rolleyes:

yes his soulless lack of belief makes me flustered...the way he smiled during a moment of silence made my..well....i'll stop there.
 
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You literally said that Kaka has googly eyes and, by implication, that this guy doesn't:

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Hey, look! It's Susan Sarandon...
 
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