The Rumour Commode XXIV: The Reality Era Continues

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Should sell Bona and Hakan and buy Martial in January... Play Laxalt in midfield for the second half of the season or just buy a Bona replacement.... we can’t go to CL with these two as starters.
 
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Lol muppets got carried away after a couple of easy wins against fodder clubs including rock bottom Chievo. And that's following 3 lacklustre draws against shit clubs. However, the minute we play a top side we get totally dominated and end up losing. But yeah, keep thinking Craptusso is the way forward and second coming of Guardiola :lol::fp:

#GATTUSOOUT
#CONTEIN
 
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Kojak said:
Lol muppets got carried away after a couple of easy wins against fodder clubs including rock bottom Chievo. And that's following 3 lacklustre draws against shit clubs. However, the minute we play a top side we get totally dominated and end up losing. But yeah, keep thinking Craptusso is the way forward and second coming of Guardiola :lol::fp:

#GATTUSOOUT
#CONTEIN
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Conte has gone to Real Madrid.
It's too late already.

Sadly, when he was linked with us, media always mentioning his legal battle with Chelsea.
However, when he linked with Madrid... BOOM.. nothing. The issue is gone.
 
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How to be Milan in the last 7 years and counting:

- Fire your coach
- Get some money.
- Buy some random players that can't possibly make a decent first 11 together.
- Give the job to a former Milan player who has a really shite record as a manager.
- Rinse and Repeat

FUCK!
 
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Well, it all seems to be quiet. No issue at all, everything is fine.

We need a real coach NOW.
 
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beegees said:
Conte has gone to Real Madrid.
It's too late already.

Sadly, when he was linked with us, media always mentioning his legal battle with Chelsea.
However, when he linked with Madrid... BOOM.. nothing. The issue is gone.
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Until he signs on the dotted line we’ve still got a chance. Just the other day I read an article linking him to us. But we’ve got to move fast. Craptusso’s had more than enough chances and shown his shortcomings over and over again whenever the going gets tough. Conte’s literally the only available top coach and missing out on him would be disastrous given his knack for reviving clubs and winning record especially in Italy.
 
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MilanBG said:
Well, it all seems to be quiet. No issue at all, everything is fine.

We need a real coach NOW.
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But but but we beat rock bottom Chievo, Greek Europa league farmers and shitty Sassuolo (who’s starters are our rejects e.g. Foddertang + Loca). Surely Gattuso deserves another multi-year contract extension? :monto:
 
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Massaro94 said:
If Conte is so great... how come he has a negative h2h vs the WORST arsenal side during wnegers reign :lol::lol::lol:

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Had all those players at his disposal... yet only won once in 8 games :lol:
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Massaro94 said:
Arsene Wenger: I want to manage another top European club

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/04/25/arsene-wenger-want-manage-another-top-european-club/
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so wenger had 4W 3D 1L against top italian coach with shit arsenal squad ... and people want conte over wenger?? interesting
 
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Kojak said:
Until he signs on the dotted line we’ve still got a chance. Just the other day I read an article linking him to us. But we’ve got to move fast. Craptusso’s had more than enough chances and shown his shortcomings over and over again whenever the going gets tough. Conte’s literally the only available top coach and missing out on him would be disastrous given his knack for reviving clubs and winning record especially in Italy.
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this was his latest news. About 2 hours ago:

REAL MADRID want Antonio Conte to replace Julen Lopetegui as manager at the Bernabeu - and the Italian’s lawyers are already at work on the deal.

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beegees said:
this was his latest news. About 2 hours ago:

REAL MADRID want Antonio Conte to replace Julen Lopetegui as manager at the Bernabeu - and the Italian’s lawyers are already at work on the deal.

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Like I said let’s see what happens. Remember SMS had also signed for us only for the deal to fall through at the last minute. Besides, Daily Express is as shit a source as they come.

PS nice profile pic. I imagine that’s what my pal Burlesqoni looks like in real life :lol:
 
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don't you guys get tired of unproven coach?
I'm tired. And I'm tired arguing in this forum.
This time, for the first time in 7 years,
please, let's unite for a real coach.

I didn't say it must be Conte, any option also ok.
 
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I imagine my brother kojak looks exactly like a dude who's gotten fucked on the internet one time too many.
 
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Dokoa said:
Last night's sub Calhanoglu - Cutrone proved me that Gattuso is a shit coach.
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Actually, it would've been a good idea if we had switched to 4-4-2 with Patrick and Higuain in front, but instead of doing that, Gatusso put Patrick on the wing asking him to cross, which was... :fp::fp::fp:

We eventually switched to 4-4-2 during the last few minutes, but everybody was tired and it had no impact, apart from conceding a stupid goal.
 
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Get a proper coach in. Don't care about names.
Someone who's won trophies at the highest level, or at least competed for them consistently.
Enough with amateur and midtable coaches.
Now we finally have a decent squad (only a few pieces missing to be a great squad overall), there are no excuses anymore.
This fucking squad is surely better than Lazio and almost on par with Merda, yet we are far behind both in the standings. Enough is enough
 
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Everytime I get the feeling that Gattuso finally "got it" he does a shitton of mistakes in the next game, just like Dollar.
 
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nvdmrd said:
Ok
So our only options are zidane and wenger


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In order of preference...

1. Conte
2. Zidane
3. Jardim
4. Blanc
5. Wenger

These are the best coaches currently available although some of them will find a new team when the season ends. Probably in the EPL. Others like Zidane are unlikely to join us because of their past history.
 
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Dokoa said:
Last night's sub Calhanoglu - Cutrone proved me that Gattuso is a shit coach.
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I knew Gattuso was a shit coach given his track record of bombing at every club he’s ever worked for. Even Bibbo’s got better managerial credentials :lol:
 
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Yep, we actually have a pretty good squad. Also, we have some good subs. What we lack is a good tactician who can build the team properly, not as per his vision, but as per our players and their best positions.

That's why we need a new coach, someone experienced who has fought many battles. Gatusso is too green for such a task. I really do not undertand why anybody is thinking that a brand new coach can step in a miraculously build a winning squad. NOBODY IS DOING THAT, APART FROM US. Each team aims for the best on the coach market, while we are wondering whether the next coach should be Sheva or Oddo :fp::lol:
 
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now is not the time to change coach
 
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Now is precisely the time to change coach, especially if it means preventing Conte from joining Madrid. Elliott have given L+M a 3 year mandate to turn the club around and we can’t afford to waste any time. The next coach has to be a proven winner and the sooner he joins the better our chances of top 4.

It’s sickening to think the last coach worthy of Milan was 6 years ago :fp:
 
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I dont see interim options other than Donadoni, do you? Don't tell me garbage names like Blanc or Wenger for long term.
 
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Kojak said:
In order of preference...

1. Conte
2. Zidane
3. Jardim
4. Blanc
5. Wenger

These are the best coaches currently available although some of them will find a new team when the season ends. Probably in the EPL. Others like Zidane are unlikely to join us because of their past history.
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Why conte instead of zidane?
What is zidane’s past history? Juventino? Conte was player/captain/coach of juve


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In January we should sign Cameronesi, zebina and blasi. good reinforcements.
 
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nvdmrd said:
Why conte instead of zidane?
What is zidane’s past history? Juventino? Conte was player/captain/coach of juve


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Because Conte’s proven in Italy whereas Zidane isn’t. Also, Conte’s been open about returning to Italy but I’m not sure Zidane would coach another club before Juve. He recently said he’d like to coach them one day and has been linked to Man Utd so will probably go there.
 
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