Official: Jens Petter Hauge Thread

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Scoring vs Manolas with such ease,that bicycle feint is unplayable ,first Kessie now Manolas. Super talent.
 

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His movement does look really look similar to Kaka (not saying he'll be as good)
 

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The ground he gained on the defender to create the space to shoot was so impressive. Genuine world class talent.

He has scored beautiful goals with both feet.
 

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Nice that he uses both feet, literally 95% of footballers can't, or dont.

It's actually pretty shocking and makes football predictable and boring.
 

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at the same, could be 5 to 10 bodies in already.

Could be. It's hard to tell on a person that can't feel remorse or sympathy.
But I think he's high-functioning enough to avoid situations that require ending people's lives in an unlawful manner.
 

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Just me, or is his celebration similar to Haaland, where he runs to the corner and jumps into the air with his fist pump?
 

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What is his real role? He looks very attacking player and with an eye for goal, does not look AM to me.
 

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What is his real role? He looks very attacking player and with an eye for goal, does not look AM to me.

Left winger is the best for him, probably also second striker in a formation with two up front.

He can definitely learn to play in other position, i think he can already perform at CAM but nowhere near Rui Kebab.
 

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Could be. It's hard to tell on a person that can't feel remorse or sympathy.
But I think he's high-functioning enough to avoid situations that require ending people's lives in an unlawful manner.

The question is: does he feel a psychological need to kill people even in situations that doesn't require it?

If so, being high-functioning wouldn't help at all.
 

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The question is: does he feel a psychological need to kill people even in situations that doesn't require it?

If so, being high-functioning wouldn't help at all.

His focus seems to be on his football career.
I don't think he's interested in outdoing Ted Bundy, for now.
 

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He gives me Greta Thunberg vibes

he looks like another lesbian but without sodium deficiency issues

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Most of player would direct the Ball onto GK's body.. But he know how to place it to score.. What a great finisher

Yes yes. You are on point. After watching it over and over, that goal wasn't easy at all. The angle was tight. Most players would have shot with power. Really good players would have done similar to what Hauge had done.


Omg I am so glad Maldini followed through after Bodo's game.
 

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