Official: Zlatan Ibrahimović Thread II

luke07 · Aug 15, 2012

Shiby said:
Fred is just a bit hurt that noone really cares that we sold Ibra and noone gives a fuck if he scores in France

lots of butthurt on this thread

they show their butthurtness by trolling on this thread

KujaIX · Aug 15, 2012

fredrik9 said:
At the end of every school day, Kuja runs up to the principal's office with a list of fellow students he wants banned. He corrects his tie before he enters, and always brings an apple for Mrs. Brown, the principal's secretary.

On his way home from school, Kuja takes careful notes of all misdemeanor; people walking against red light, badly parked cars, well, everything that annoys little Kuja. At the end of the week, he turns this list into the local police.

Bro, y u been stalking me?

fredrik9 · Aug 15, 2012

Jasper said:
I heard FIFA 13 is so realistic, that Zlatan wasn't even included in the Ballon D'or list, because it would be unfair.

forward · Aug 15, 2012

KujaIX said:
And are we really gonna stand around and allow Fred to troll the forum and Milan?

I mean... we banned RossonerRonaldo for less.

Well, I was considering reporting his posts today, for example this one:

I heard that FIFA 13 will be so realistic, that if you play as Milan and lose a game, the fans start talking about their history.

... if it wasn't obvious already that he is not a Milan fan.

But David saw it and did nothing. Hmmm..

fredrik9 · Aug 15, 2012

forward said:
Well, I was considering reporting his posts today, for example this one:

... if it wasn't obvious already that he is not a Milan fan.

But David saw it and did nothing. Hmmm..

If someone should be banned it's your sorry ass. I've never seen anyone spend so much time in a thread about something they clearly don't like. You have issues.

jammin · Aug 15, 2012

well it's pretty damn obvious fred isn't a Milan fan. :lol:

but there are others here who aren't Milan fans as well.

if fred is banned, i demand manure_fan and Kalac is banned as well.

forward · Aug 15, 2012

fredrik9 said:
If someone should be banned it's your sorry ass. I've never seen anyone spend so much time in a thread about something they clearly don't like. You have issues.

Right back at you. I've never seen anyone spending so much time on a team's forum, to constantly troll and jerk off to a specific player who isn't even here anymore.

I think I should go to Inter and Barca forums and ask how long it took until Ibra fanboys fucked off. :fp:

squaresolid · Aug 15, 2012

jammin said:
well it's pretty damn obvious fred isn't a Milan fan.

but there are others here who aren't Milan fans as well.

if fred is banned, i demand manure_fan and Kalac is banned as well.

madridista :rolleyes:

forward · Aug 15, 2012

Was trying to help Fred out a bit, and here is what I found:

1 .Google setting the record straight :lol:

2. OMG! Finally a new fitting home for Fred! :proud:

This is just great, fred can even share his sexual fantasies regarding Ibra and the audience will love it. :proud:

Shiby · Aug 15, 2012

I have no idea why fred should be banned. He isn´t insulting anyone he is just making a bit of mockery out of our situation and is a bit mad because we don´t care about Ibra.

For fucks sake... making a joke out of our lowest selling season tickets record is bannable? :lol:

Grow a fucking backbone.

I heard FIFA 13 is so realistic you can actually check R&B forum and see all the whiny bitches if you are playing with Milan.

fredrik9 · Aug 15, 2012

Shiby said:
I have no idea why fred should be banned. He isn´t insulting anyone he is just making a bit of mockery out of our situation and is a bit mad because we don´t care about Ibra.

For fucks sake... making a joke out of our lowest selling season tickets record is bannable?

Grow a fucking backbone.

Of course I'm not getting banned. :lol:

Let those losers scream all they want. I was considering trolling Forward to a ban, but he's just too stupid.

squaresolid · Aug 15, 2012

nah fred shouldn't be banned. many brilliant post i think.

that fish and chips thing with the rain :lol:

forward · Aug 15, 2012

fredrik9 said:
Of course I'm not getting banned.

Except you were banned already for doing same shit, hmmm... :lol:

I think all that camel protein you are consuming daily is causing some memory losses. :lol:

luke07 · Aug 15, 2012

I LUKE07 HUMBLY ASKING MIGHTY DAVID TO BAN + DELETE ALL POST OF LOW QUALITY TROLL

thank you

squaresolid · Aug 15, 2012

luke07 said:
I LUKE07 HUMBLY ASKING MIGHTY DAVID TO BAN + DELETE ALL POST OF LOW QUALITY TROLL

thank you

humbly with BIG CAPS :head:

luke07 · Aug 15, 2012

that's an appreciation for mighty david who let this shitty troll shitting on this thread :fp:

damn · Aug 15, 2012

luke07 said:
I LUKE07 HUMBLY ASKING MIGHTY DAVID TO BAN + DELETE ALL POST OF LOW QUALITY TROLL

thank you

you Ashishing?

fredrik9 · Aug 15, 2012

forward said:
Except you were banned already for doing same shit, hmmm...
I think all that camel protein you are consuming daily is causing some memory losses.

I know the reasons for previous bans perfectly well. At the moment I'm about as far from a ban as you are from constructing a relevant post.

squaresolid · Aug 15, 2012

damn said:
you Ashishing?

emoticon for you damn :lol:

should be coded ==> :damn:

damn · Aug 15, 2012

squaresolid said:
emoticon for you damn

should be coded ==> :damn:

thank you square :proud:

badboybjörn · Aug 15, 2012

No ibra tonight! Damn how will i my fix now, stranded at the country house

fredrik9 · Aug 15, 2012

badboybjörn said:
No ibra tonight! Damn how will i my fix now, stranded at the country house

Yeah, too bad. But it'll be a good game anyway.
Last time at Råsunda also.

Jasper · Aug 15, 2012

fredrik9 said:
I hope Zlatan's back won't be a problem this season.

Because he's been carrying Milan for two years.

Copy/paste from RvP joke? :head:

Senatore_M84 · Aug 15, 2012

who will be zlatans defensive lover this year, fred?

it was pique at barca
abate at milan

Alex? Is Alex Zlatan's type?

Eccolo · Aug 15, 2012

Id say Silva judgeing by the last comments he made

Your Sister · Aug 15, 2012

Lucia said:
Hi Fredrik, or someone else who speaks French,
could you help with a translation on this quote of Ancelotti from a new France Football magazine interview? google translate was so-so.

Ancelotti:

"Ibrahimovic est, certes, un avant-centre, mais il faut aussi décrocher et jouer un peu derrière pour favoriser les mouvements dans la profondeur des joueurs de couloirs comme Nenê, Lavezzi, Menez ou Gameiro. Ibra ne sera pas seulement avant-centre. Ce serait trop restrictif pour un joueur comme lui. Je veux pouvoir utiliser toutes ses qualités, comme son adresse pour contrôler les ballons ou sa justesse de passes. S’il est le joueur idéal ? Il est fort, oui, mais il a surtout beaucoup d’expérience. Et c’est un compétiteur. Quelqu’un qui a gagné des titres partout où il est passé. Sur les neufs dernières saisons, il a été champion à huit reprises dans les pays où il a évolué. C’est surtout à travers cet état d’esprit-là, cette culture de la gagne, qu’il pourra aider l’équipe. C’est un exemple, un modèle pour beaucoup. Un grand professionnel aussi, qui s’entraîne comme il joue, en essayant de gagner tous les jeux et tous les matches auxquels il participe."

I have the non-paraphrased version of this (as translated by a friend):

"Ibra is, of course, an axial forward but he must also play a bit behind the others, for instance, to let players like Nene, Lavezzi, Menez or Gameiro go run fast on the sides of the fields. Ibra won't only be an axial forward. That would be too restrictive for a player like him. I want to be able to control all of his abilities and skills, like his controls and his passes. Is he the ultimate player? He is strong, yes, but he has especially more experience than the others. He won titles everywhere he went. The last 9 years, he won 8 championships in the countries he's played. It's with that culture of winning he can be very useful to the team. It's an example, a model to follow for a lot of people. A great professional too, who trains as he will play a game, by trying to win every single challenge and face-to-face in which he participates."

Hope that helps

Ramzee · Aug 15, 2012

So all these stories from Fred of his daddy gifting Milan scarf when he was 5 y.o. and suddenly fell in love with the club are out of thin air?

Obvious troll is obvious :tongue:

Kinda feel sorry for him, but if that helps to enjoy his life let it be.

Interfanatic · Aug 15, 2012

Too bad Ibra isn't playing. He would bully the crap out of this Brazil team. Would give some real substance to Sweden. Right now they're just trying to create chances with random combinations of quick passes.

Your Sister · Aug 15, 2012

Pato, TS and Zlatan post-match

Congo Powers · Aug 15, 2012

pato zlatan <3 <3 <3 <3

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