The Rumour Commode XXIV: The Reality Era Continues

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MarioReality

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as a grown man in a professional office, how do you manage to drop about 10 tablespoons worth of urine on the floor in front of the urinal

i need to know before i hunt the savage down
 

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LB is probably the least thing we need to fix :o


diamond could work fine, in case that suso can play that role but he probably can't. :o
we are kind of limited because of him because you can use him just as RW (SS and ATM experiment already fail) but he's too good now so you can't just remove him from first XI.


kessie paredes mms
suso paqueta
piguain

or

kessie paredes mms
paqueta
piguain martial

:monto:


edit: i forget to mention barella :o
 

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LB is probably the least thing we need to fix :o

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? We have Rolls Royce and that Lux Soap

We most defo need a quality lb.
 

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Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? We have Rolls Royce and that Lux Soap

We most defo need a quality lb.

You are also missing a World Cup runner up that pocketed Messi. He's just recharging his heart right now.

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biglia has the making of an elite professor of registism. I feel as tho paredes will be world class w us w lucas' guidance and support
 

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RR-laxalt combo is more than fine for now.


we need quality CDM, LW, back up MF and CF but nooooo, let's buy LB !!!!!1111!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!! :o

we have bigger priorities, maybe in 2 years we can start to think about new fullbacks but now it is not necessary.
 

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RR-laxalt combo is more than fine for now.


we need quality CDM, LW, back up MF and CF but nooooo, let's buy LB !!!!!1111!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!! :o

we have bigger priorities, maybe in 2 years we can start to think about new fullbacks but now it is not necessary.

Barella as LB? What you think? *wink wink*
 

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imagine how many loopholes elliott has exploited within ffp

poor uefa
 

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Our defence is VERY young. For top results you need also experience and leadership. Rr and Laxalt are not top fullbacks. Solid, thats all.
Donna, Roma, Caldara, Calabria, Conti, Bellanova soon... A class player like Marcelo would be a leap in quality that is needed.

Brazilians are always needed in here. Always.

Yes we need Dm, Cm and 3rd cf. Paqueta and Ibra will be here, then Dm.
 

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I hope Leonardo pulls off another coup and gets Pedro Guillerme from Fluminense. That kid is going to be a craque.

https://youtu.be/qft_SHYhEKc
 

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This game against Inter is really a huge bellweather for how our team is progressing.

I am nervous, as Inter have been able to get wins they haven't earned, while we have gotten draws that we didn't deserve.
 

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If we could manage to bring Marcelo to Milan, Serie A would definetly become most popular league in the world. After CR, Marcelo, then everyone would follow. Make it happen. Serie A #1.
 

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let's focus on who we are actually going to sign.

paredes has maldini like eyes. not quite as sexy. but in the vicinity. which means his vision must be off the charts
 

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imagine how many loopholes elliott has exploited within ffp

poor uefa

^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm imagining a room full of recent ivy league law school grads working as interns at Elliott offices around the globe pouring over the books to figure out how we can get away with spending just a litttttle more cheese than UEFA wants us to. Glorious.
 

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let's focus on who we are actually going to sign.

paredes has maldini like eyes. not quite as sexy. but in the vicinity. which means his vision must be off the charts

there are limits for our patience. Get your shit together :lol:
 

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@615

Watch docs from LTV on how and where these kinda deals get made. Extensive and authoritative material.
 

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Paredes is actually much more skilled then biglia.
Dont know tactically but in passes, driblings, shooting, crossing, changing sides etc...
 
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