The Rumour Commode XXIII: The Reality Era

Massaro94 · Jul 17, 2018

joyrider said:
It was Milan Legend of the 80's vs Legend of 2000's.
He wouldn't have hurt Joe Jordan

Famed for his toothless grimace - Jordan lost four front teeth playing for Leeds and would remove his dentures before every game - the Cleland-born striker was nicknamed 'Jaws' after the famous James Bond villain and rechristened 'Shark' by Rossoneri fans for his predatory never-say-die attitude in two seasons with the club back in the 80s.

It would have been an long ass ugly match in which Rino would have gotten turned inside out at the end.

the real reason behind that fight
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ilan-skipper-Gennaro-Gattuso-pick-fight-.html

nobody in the football world fights Joe fuckin Jordan

These keyboard ultras aint got no idea... mofo played for Dirty Leeds of all teams. A team that had a reputation of all 11 players being dirty bastards :lol:

papaberlu · Jul 17, 2018

dunno if Cutrone is good enough yet to be relied upon as a consistent starter

rossonero1 · Jul 17, 2018

MarioReality said:
If we're going 4312, who would you rather pair w Cutrone - Higuain or Morata?

As long as Suso is around it'll be 4-3-3. Which means they need a class LW as well, but that was already obvious.

General · Jul 17, 2018

Massaro94 said:
These keyboard ultras aint got no idea...

Oh come on... :lol:

rossonero1 · Jul 17, 2018

Higuain, Morata is prob BS. They can't sell Locatelli but go spend big on a forward

Donato · Jul 17, 2018

Batshuayi over Morata if we can

mrki · Jul 17, 2018

higuain is a top no.9.

but juve made a level no one in italy will now reach for 10 years

IL Diavolo 3 · Jul 17, 2018

.A.K. said:
Conte is a genius

Leo and Conte please

Gattuso should be number 2

How conte is a genius? Please walk me through it. And why do you believe we shall demote Gattuso to a #2. Why not just send him home?

How do you think football works in a club?

Who appoints who and who is the schemer of the team and type of football played?

Forget berlusconi he was a special case. But usually when the you want to play attacking football with possession who assembles the pieces?

Leonardo and Conte can never work together, different schools.

Leonardo will need a sporting director who worked relegations and assembled very physical teams. This can never be Leonardo.

.A.K. · Jul 17, 2018

IL Diavolo 3 said:
Reserved reply...

Deserved or reserved

Massaro94 · Jul 17, 2018

Neo'82 said:
Higuain messaged some Milan players to inquire about the situation there. It's a feasible deal if everything goes in the right direction. Higuain would like to join Milan, he has many friends in Milano [Sky]

Cant turn down the opportunity to sign Serie A's Capo

Hugh Janus said:

I need to go shower :lol:

Donato · Jul 17, 2018

Zaza is coming guys

Massaro94 · Jul 17, 2018

.A.K. said:
Imagine not signing cavani but going for higushit

Fix up fam

IL Diavolo 3 · Jul 17, 2018

Is it possible F&M are in London to sell one of Suso, Donnarumma and Bonucci or sell them all?

MR what do you think?

IL Diavolo 3 · Jul 17, 2018

Massaro94 said:
Cant turn down the opportunity to sign Serie A's Capo

I need to go shower

https://twitter.com/memethegoat/status/1018984448350670849?s=21

Neruda · Jul 17, 2018

How the hell did Ronaldo end up in Serie A i still am not getting :lol:

the GOAT in our shit of a league is great tho

MarioReality · Jul 17, 2018

IL Diavolo 3 said:
Is it possible F&M are in London to sell one of Suso, Donnarumma and Bonucci or sell them all?

MR what do you think?

Maybe suso. Other 2 going nowhere.

They're there to buy. I promised a mercato. A mercato I will deliver.

.A.K. · Jul 17, 2018

IL Diavolo 3 said:
https://twitter.com/memethegoat/status/1018984448350670849?s=21

.A.K. · Jul 17, 2018

Massaro94 said:
Fix up fam

bro higuain and morata both chokers

Massaro94 · Jul 17, 2018

IL Diavolo 3 said:
Is it possible F&M are in London to sell one of Suso, Donnarumma and Bonucci or sell them all?

MR what do you think?

10/10 mercato

Was never a fan of bonucci coming to milan.

Donna should leave after the contract fiasco

And Suso... if he plays his cards right... could get a call up to the azzurri.

Spain sure as hell don't want/need him.

leaf · Jul 17, 2018

MilanMB said:
I can't believe Juventus fucking got Ronaldo.

Just listen to MR....and expect the opposite...you can't go wrong.

milanator said:
I´d rather save the money for a winger or CM and try it with Cutrone backed up by Bacca and Silva.

This might be too much common sense and practicality for the Rumour Commode

IL Diavolo 3 · Jul 17, 2018

MarioReality said:
Maybe suso. Other 2 going nowhere.

They're there to buy. I promised a mercato. A mercato I will deliver.

https://youtu.be/pwQoF105RO4

Easy buddy.

IL Diavolo 3 · Jul 17, 2018

How do you guys feel about #cescwecan?

Massaro94 · Jul 17, 2018

IL Diavolo 3 said:
https://twitter.com/memethegoat/status/1018984448350670849?s=21

Neruda said:
How the hell did Ronaldo end up in Serie A i still am not getting the GOAT in our shit of a league is great tho

Amazing scoop by the old minger

.A.K. said:
bro higuain and morata both chokers

Only player to score 100 goals in both serie a and la liga.

Thirty Six goals in a single season with a side like Napoli aint no joke.

If Higsys a choker... what does that make the rest of em :lol:

MarioReality · Jul 17, 2018

They're in London for hazard.

Elliott won't let Juventus one up us. Nah bro.

.A.K. · Jul 17, 2018

Massaro94 said:
Only player to score 100 goals in both serie a and la liga.

Thirty Six goals in a single season with a side like Napoli aint no joke.

If Higsys a choker... what does that make the rest of em

when articles like this exist we know somethings bad

http://www.goal.com/en/news/the-rea...s-bottles-big-games/atyhxp28300117c83upc7k6vf

https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/gonazlo-higuain-worlds-most-expensive-choker

etc

.A.K. · Jul 17, 2018

MarioReality said:
They're in London for hazard.

Elliott won't let Juventus one up us. Nah bro.

senza pls

Samaldinho · Jul 17, 2018

MarioReality said:
They're in London for hazard.

Elliott won't let Juventus one up us. Nah bro.

Don't do this.

Batman · Jul 17, 2018

Okay so I need to someone, anyone, to explain something to me.

You all think that we're planning to okay a 4-3-3 formation because it's the only formation the fits Suso. AND we want to get a left wing and LCM?? So are we going to be playing a formation that does have space for Hakan who was one of our best players during the second half of the season??

leaf · Jul 17, 2018

Massaro94 said:
Amazing scoop by the old minger

Only player to score 100 goals in both serie a and la liga.

Thirty Six goals in a single season with a side like Napoli aint no joke.

If Higsys a choker... what does that make the rest of em

"Higsy" (

) is a choker (see iBra)
They can score a bajillion goals against some backwater league team...but not the crucial ones that the team needs.

This is why, despite being an inferior footballer, I'll always take Super Pippo over either/both.

MarioReality · Jul 17, 2018

Hazard publicly said he wants to leave Chelsea,yesterday.

Today, Madrid says no Galactico signings.

Elliott wants CL and a billion dollar club.

Hazard, bruh. Hazard.

The Rumour Commode XXIII: The Reality Era

Who will be our #9?

Ciro; no-nonsense Serie A-certified poachers are our thing

Higuain; 25-goal season with the Milanello diet (Pasta Si, Burger No!)

Benzema; Cristiano vs Karim for the Capocannoniere

Zaza; For the acrobatic goals

Dybala; Will always look better in Rossoneri

Morata; Your Rejects are our Queens

Pavoletti; But why not?

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