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Found this:

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Fantastic! For those a bit rusty in Italian it says: Cucu Gobbi (juve's nickname) the stadium is gone...
 

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AC_Wesley said:
10 men:eek: OMG juve shame on yourself :D
There are not going too make it in Serie B
I think there will not be even in the top 5 of the Serie B maybe they make it in the top 8

1-1 :D Rimini with 10 men :D + another dream that comes true :D
Is Rimini a good team in b?! Pupone?
Love the signature dude LMAO
 

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Martin Laursen scored for Villa....against Inter. :D:D:D
 

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RECENTLY THEY DID A SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHY PEOPLE SUPPORT INTER? HERE IS A LIST OF SOME OF THE TOP ANSWERS

I support Inter because you learn more from losing than winning and I like to learn stuff.

I support Inter because they don't need to play football to win

I support Inter because they are usually BRILIANT in the TIM Cup

I am a lawyer and I support Inter because I think Scudetto should be won in court and not on the field.

I support Inter because I can always say "maybe next year"

I support inter because winning is soooooooooooooooooooooo overrated

I support Inter because I just CAME OUT and curva nord took me in with open arms

I support Inter because we don't have to be first to win the Scudetto

I support inter because its easy to remember all the trophies they won

I support Inter because I hate clutter.....especially in the trophy cabinet

I support Inter because I hate that annoying Champions' League song. Being an Inter fan means I don't have to hear it that much

I support Inter because that way i always walk with my head down and find coins and other valuable objects

I support Inter because we get to attack our own players in the parking lot

I support Inter because Materazzi is a true gentleman and he is an ambassador of the beautiful game

I support Inter because when I need my space....I can always run inside the trophy cabinet

I support Inter because everybody's soooooo obsessed with winning all the time and I wanted to be different

I support Inter because winning the Scudetto once every 20 years is more exciting

I support Inter because ticket prices are too expensive, so the less finals we make, the easier it is on my pocket .

I support Inter because the Backstreet Boys do (the have an album called Black and Blue)

I support Inter because there is nothing more beautiful than seeing grown men cry and Inter seem to cry a lot

I support Inter because I don't have to buy their jersey. People always toss them out to buy the red Milan jerseys.

I support Inter because i don't realy like football

I support Inter because I think success is defined by the number of TIM cups you win

I support Inter because they have shown me that Batistuta, Baggio, Ronaldo, Zamorano, Vieri, Djorkaeff, Bergkamp, Pirlo, Seedorf, and Roberto Carlos are human after all

I support Inter cause Recoba and Moratti are so good looking.


Sorry I couldnt resist :D
 

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Cori Anti-Inter

Come sempre Inizia Stagione
Interista Fa Lo scappone
Lo Scudetto, La Coppa campioni
Sono sogni per voi Coglioni
Interista Diventi Pazzo
Son 42 Anni che non vinci un cazzo
In trasferta e troppo lontano
Non ti muovi mai da Milano
Non cantate, Non Caricate
Ma 'lo stadio che cazzo fate
Puoi gridarlo finche vuoi,
Ma Milano siamo noi
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
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Che sara, Che sara, Che sara?
Che sara di questa Inter qui lo Sa?
Han quatordici tifosi piu sfigati che ci sian e in trasferta vanno solo in Lombardia
ooooo oooo ooo
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Un cimitero
Voi Siete un cimitero
Un Cimitero
Voi siete Un cimitero
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Chi non salta Nerazzuro è, è
Chi non salta Nerazzuro è, è
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11 Maggio 2001
e questa data non la
scorda piu nessuno,
ma soprattutto,
l'azzurronero
perche quel derby
l'abbiam vinto 6 a 0!
Poveri pirlam vi conosciamo
voi che credete d'esser gli
ultras di Milano
ma sempre muti, carichi
zero piu che una curva voi
sembrate un cimitero
E INTER MERDA
INTER INTER MERDA
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Luglio, Agosto, Interista
Sogna Sotto L'ombrellone
Tricolore Coppe Varie
Ma a settembre il campionato Iniziera
e come l'anno scorso
e come l'anno prima
il nostro chiaccherone
continuera a sognare
quel tricolore che non vincera
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E 5 maggio 2002
ora le date per cantare sono due
si è risvegliato l'azzurro nero
che allo scudetto ci credeva per davvero.
Partiti in treno bandiere in mano
fan finalmente una trasferta oltre Milano,
nella sua curva è tutto a posto
perché ha scordato il nostro coro Luglio e Agosto.
Ronaldo piange diventa pazzo
perché con l'inter non si vince mai un cazzo
e arriva il fischio di Paparesta
ma è in Curva Sud che si scatena la gran festa.
Perciò ricorda tifoso pirla
di fare l'ultrà è proprio l'ora di finirla
è da una vita che lo cantiamo
la vostra squadra è la rovina di Milano.
14 anni di umiliazione
e Luglio e Agosto rimarrà il tuo tormentone
adesso piangi interista maledetto
perché hai nel culo e non sul petto lo scudetto!
.....E INTER MERDA INTER INTER MERDA
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13 maggio 2003
ora le date per cantare sono 3
11 maggio il 6 a 0
il 5 maggio vi hanno fatto il culo nero
e arriva il derby di coppa dei campioni
11 pirla che si credono leoni
ma il sogno passa, la storia resta
la Nord è muta mentre noi facciamo festa !!!
.....E INTER MERDA INTER INTER MERDA
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E il 5 maggio, è andata male
a Moratti e tutta l'Internazionale
voi tutti a Roma, già pensavate
di esser campioni ma non vi ricordavate
che lo scudetto si vince a maggio
e non a luglio con il solito miraggio
e mentre ronnie se la piangeva
c'era la Curva bianconera che godeva
e che pensava, a voi interisti,
laggiù a Roma con le facce tutte tristi
oh neroazzurro, sai che facciamo
alziam le mani e tutti insieme noi cantiamo
e inter merda inter inter merda
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Perchè perchè
la bacheca in via Durini è sempre vuota
e continui a cantar come un idiota
che cazzo vuoi....
I CAMPIONI DELL'EUROPA SIAMO NOI !!
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Il 5 maggio e'
Una data che
Non ti scordi piu'
Merda neroblu
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Non vincete mai
Non vincete mai
Non vincete mai
Non vincete mai!!!!!
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these are the only ones I remember, if anyone can remember other chants please post them. I only remember a few lines to "Yue sorella Interista" but I don't remember it enough to post it..
 

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Quinni 17 said:
RECENTLY THEY DID A SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHY PEOPLE SUPPORT INTER? HERE IS A LIST OF SOME OF THE TOP ANSWERS

I support Inter because you learn more from losing than winning and I like to learn stuff.

I support Inter because they don't need to play football to win

I support Inter because they are usually BRILIANT in the TIM Cup

I am a lawyer and I support Inter because I think Scudetto should be won in court and not on the field.

I support Inter because I can always say "maybe next year"

I support inter because winning is soooooooooooooooooooooo overrated

I support Inter because I just CAME OUT and curva nord took me in with open arms

I support Inter because we don't have to be first to win the Scudetto

I support inter because its easy to remember all the trophies they won

I support Inter because I hate clutter.....especially in the trophy cabinet

I support Inter because I hate that annoying Champions' League song. Being an Inter fan means I don't have to hear it that much

I support Inter because that way i always walk with my head down and find coins and other valuable objects

I support Inter because we get to attack our own players in the parking lot

I support Inter because Materazzi is a true gentleman and he is an ambassador of the beautiful game

I support Inter because when I need my space....I can always run inside the trophy cabinet

I support Inter because everybody's soooooo obsessed with winning all the time and I wanted to be different

I support Inter because winning the Scudetto once every 20 years is more exciting

I support Inter because ticket prices are too expensive, so the less finals we make, the easier it is on my pocket .

I support Inter because the Backstreet Boys do (the have an album called Black and Blue)

I support Inter because there is nothing more beautiful than seeing grown men cry and Inter seem to cry a lot

I support Inter because I don't have to buy their jersey. People always toss them out to buy the red Milan jerseys.

I support Inter because i don't realy like football

I support Inter because I think success is defined by the number of TIM cups you win

I support Inter because they have shown me that Batistuta, Baggio, Ronaldo, Zamorano, Vieri, Djorkaeff, Bergkamp, Pirlo, Seedorf, and Roberto Carlos are human after all

I support Inter cause Recoba and Moratti are so good looking.


Sorry I couldnt resist :D

Oh my god :head: most of those jokes are mine and the rest are from milanmania's Reasons to Support Inter thread :mad: you could at least give the makers of the jokes their credit :head: :head: :mad: :mad: :head:
 

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Inter- because a scudetto is just a phonecall away :D

Juve- Be all that you can Be :D
 

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drucurl said:
Oh my god :head: most of those jokes are mine and the rest are from milanmania's Reasons to Support Inter thread :mad: you could at least give the makers of the jokes their credit :head: :head: :mad: :mad: :head:

I swear i got this e mail from a friend but whatever :o
 

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Gattuso #8 said:
the thing rino holds in his hand doesnt look real. probably photoshop
It's real! It was in every newspaper as well as videos. Most of us can assure you that.
 

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i can't stop laughing 'till now..hahahahahahahaahaha
best thread ever n best picture too..
 
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this pic drive me crazy.. genius...
 

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riamaldini said:

i can't stop laughing 'till now..hahahahahahahaahaha
best thread ever n best picture too..[/QUOTE]


OMG!!! LOOL!!! :D :D :D
 

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Man above me:

Thats hysterical. I kicked the hell out of that guy.
 

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I lost the list.
could you guys add a translation to those who don't know Italian? :eek:
 

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i don't even know any italian word but i THINK that IL MILAN ROVINA LA FESTA DELL'INTER is MILAN CELEBRATING THE VICTORY AGAINST INTER
hihihihihihihihihi :D
guessing :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
 

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What did she say?
 

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she said that she's not feeling too good after that final, that defeat was brutal...smth like that :D
 
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