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Old 23-08-2013, 03:34   #1
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Default Dating / Relationship Help Thread

Didn't see one similar to this, so here it goes. A thread for Milanisti to give each other advice regarding dating, relationships, etc.

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Old 23-08-2013, 03:46   #2
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If anyone wants to go, feel free

will edit with my situation soon
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Old 23-08-2013, 09:20   #3
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Dating / Relationship? what are these?


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Old 23-08-2013, 11:06   #4
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this will work.


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Old 23-08-2013, 11:15   #5
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Tell us more about this situation, please.


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Old 23-08-2013, 11:23   #6
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i'm in an on/off relationship with two hotties, an indian called palminder and a german called handgela.

I really like them and the sex is great but I can'y decide which to stay with.
on the one hand palminder is cool but she always has to be right and that causes alot of problems.
on the other side handgela is nicer and a bit less hassle but she has left me a few times and I'm worried that if I choose her she might left me again.

what should I do guys?


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Old 23-08-2013, 11:26   #7
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Have you had them both at the same time? I hear Palminder has the right outlook on collaboration, but Handgela can be a little commie about these things.


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Old 23-08-2013, 11:34   #8
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Have you had them both at the same time? I hear Palminder has the right outlook on collaboration, but Handgela can be a little commie about these things.
I've thought about it but I don't know if i'm big enough to satisfy both at the same time

another thing is I don't want them to have power over me, if I do a manage a toi then they will have a grip on me and they could use me and jerk me around.

I have to choose one


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Old 23-08-2013, 11:55   #9
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I've thought about it but I don't know if i'm big enough to satisfy both at the same time

another thing is I don't want them to have power over me, if I do a manage a toi then they will have a grip on me and they could use me and jerk me around.

I have to choose one
What about Rammindeep? Have you tried contacting her?
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Old 23-08-2013, 11:58   #10
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I've thought about it but I don't know if i'm big enough to satisfy both at the same time

another thing is I don't want them to have power over me, if I do a manage a toi then they will have a grip on me and they could use me and jerk me around.

I have to choose one


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Old 23-08-2013, 12:03   #11
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What about Rammindeep? Have you tried contacting her?
I wanna try but I know I can't, rammindeep broke me last time.

it still hurts to this day, guess some wounds will never heal


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Old 23-08-2013, 12:03   #12
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Seek help elsewhere.

End of advice.
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Old 23-08-2013, 12:07   #13
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from where pedro?

thought you guys were my friends?
please don't abandon me in my hour of need


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Old 23-08-2013, 12:10   #14
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from where pedro?

thought you guys were my friends?
please don't abandon me in my hour of need
Was I talking to you? I didn't quote you, hell, I didn't even read your posts.
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Old 23-08-2013, 12:15   #15
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that's ok pedro I forgive you......we are all going through alot of stress at this moment with the mercato situation.


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Old 23-08-2013, 12:24   #16
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@damn, I got this Mexican guy, Lubé, can totally fix all your... relationship problems. He will help smooth over both your... girls.

He charges though, and it can be really hard to find the right Lubé.
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Old 23-08-2013, 12:35   #17
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@damn, I got this Mexican guy, Lubé, can totally fix all your... relationship problems. He will help smooth over both your... girls.

He charges though, and it can be really hard to find the right Lubé.
thank you jammin you are a true friend unlike that pedro

Lubé sounds like exactly what I need right now
I don't have much money but i am willing to pay as long as Lubé gets rid of the burning i'm feeling.


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Old 23-08-2013, 15:10   #18
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This thread.

See jon, this is working.

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Old 23-08-2013, 15:32   #19
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want a girl to really like you? smack her around at least twice per week.


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Old 23-08-2013, 15:39   #20
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i dont even like women i mostly like money

but i'm not even that rich

i wish i could trade in all the nuts i busted inside/on somebody for like $5 a piece


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