Have Capitao Lugano rate your balls

Senatore_M84 · 29-09-2010, 23:55

Threads self explanatory.

I got a few for you....

Gimme some ball ratings for these three-

And finally since pre-season camp opened yesterday....
Rate Monta Ellis' balls:

2nd in nba in points in the paint and he's only 6ft3. I think he's got big balls.

MilanMB · 29-09-2010, 23:58

acmilan4ever · 30-09-2010, 00:00

Got balls?

Dwa Milan · 30-09-2010, 00:14

lol OMG you guys are really serious with this balls thing

Corzioli · 30-09-2010, 00:20

Fucking boring thread..should be TRASHED!!!!

fertygo · 30-09-2010, 01:18

Which one that have bigger balls n better hair ?

btw OMG Dida pic on 1st post is so badass.

@corzioli
gtfo

Calum1903 · 30-09-2010, 02:55

Ballack and Nedved should both get a massive balls rating. I miss all-round midfielders. Bring back the Eastern Bloc, please.

ww · 30-09-2010, 04:05

Brocchi has a good level of balls. Not high but above average. Too bad his balls aren't enough to overwhelm his lack of technique.

Dida has high level of balls and it's interesting to notice that his kind of balls aren't the same of the ones that we're used to, like Lugano's, Gattuso's and Ambrosini's. Dida's balls are more silent but still, great. He's concentrated for the whole game and never get demotivated. It doesn't matter who's the adversary.

Roque Júnior's balls aren't a problem but it's also not something to praise. 2 Roque Júniors wouldn't form a good defense.

I'll watch the video later but I don't know exactly how to rate the balls of basketball.

Robinho doesn't have balls. He shouldn't even be here.

Ballack has high level of balls but still, I think that his balls are a little overrated.

Pirlo has a nice level of balls but not high. Pirlo's balls are enough to not put in risk his amazing technique and class. But he definitely needs protection of at least one player with high level of balls.

Nedved has high level of balls but the problem is that sometimes he loses his mind and start to be too much agressive. I think that it's fair to say that even though he has great balls, he never had a complete control of them.

Nedved has one of the best hairs in the football. I know that he's not nordic but he looks like a badass viking. Pirlo's hair is too much fashion and gay.

But I'm judging the badassness of their hairs. If you wanna know about the swag of their hairs, ask Congo.

Senatore_M84 · 30-09-2010, 05:03

How about these two bast there prime milanistas:

Centre · 30-09-2010, 05:05

apparently i've missed something... what prompted this thread?

KujaIX · 30-09-2010, 08:37

Capitao's raging balls.

Jasper · 30-09-2010, 10:28

I don't know, Capitao doesn't strike me as an expert. He just looks like someone obsessed with balls.

Az. · 30-09-2010, 13:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calum1903

Ballack and Nedved should both get a massive balls rating. I miss all-round midfielders. Bring back the Eastern Bloc, please.

fertygo · 30-09-2010, 13:50

Leader with big balls or just obsessed mad-man ?

Rate them Capitao.

Wet Ones · 30-09-2010, 13:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by fertygo

I prefer it if Sam rate this one

Congo Powers · 30-09-2010, 14:14

am i supposed to post a pic of my balls? is that whats going on?

Sonny.Bill.Williams · 30-09-2010, 14:44

Who has the smallest and biggest balls?

ww · 30-09-2010, 16:58

Beckham has above average level of balls but not high.

Rivaldo has high level of balls.

Hugo Chavez has high level of balls. You may disagree with his politics but you gotta have balls to face USA instead of just open your legs and let them fuck you.

I can't say anything about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without getting banned so I'll just be quiet about it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by San Pato

Who has the smallest and biggest balls?

Answering that would be like giving an awards to someone and I'm against this kind of shit.

But among the players with the greatest balls there are Lugano, Gattuso, Ambrosini, Maldini, Drogba, Essien, Kuyt, Gerrard, Kaká, Shevchenko, Inzaghi, Cafú, Maicon...

And among the players with the smallest balls there are Robinho, Fernando Torres, Puyol, Oleguer, Xavi, Quaresma, Neymar, Arbeloa, Reyes, Ronaldinho...

Congo Powers · 30-09-2010, 17:13

my balls are about the size of cranberries

ww · 30-09-2010, 17:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Congo Powers

my balls are about the size of cranberries

Collor too?

29-09-2010, 23:58	#2
MilanMB Serendipity Join Date: Sep 2009 Fav. Players: Maldini Nesta, Gattuso, Romagnoli, Suso, Cutrone.	GOAT

30-09-2010, 00:14	#4
Dwa Milan Milan Per Sempre Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: anywhere with a Milan shirt Fav. Players: Dejan Savicevic, Pirlo, Kaka,zambrotta,rui costa,sandro nesta,gourcuff, Marco Simone	lol OMG you guys are really serious with this balls thing People just want to be entertained, and that's what it is. Truth doesn't matter, because what's entertaining is what people are gonna gravitate towards.

30-09-2010, 08:37	#11
KujaIX Allegri fanboy Join Date: Dec 2008 Fav. Players: Allegri, Romagnoli, Bonaventura, Prince, Yepes, Nesta, Seedorf	Capitao's raging balls. Phillipe Mexes of R&B Mafia Games Silvio Berlusconi

30-09-2010, 10:28	#12
Jasper Maldini tier Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Mt. Paektu Fav. Players: 3; Marat Safin; Tiziano Crudeli; 2Pac; Christian Bale; Martin M??rsepp; Balotelli, Michael Avenatti	I don't know, Capitao doesn't strike me as an expert. He just looks like someone obsessed with balls. Must follow tumblr - http://milanpeaboss.tumblr.com/

30-09-2010, 14:14	#16
Congo Powers humble monza supporter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: caroline celico Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Cutrone	am i supposed to post a pic of my balls? is that whats going on? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HayFxnfFgZk only Last edited by Congo Powers; 30-09-2010 at 14:17.

30-09-2010, 00:00	#3
acmilan4ever Fan of the Sheva's Join Date: Jun 2010 Fav. Players: Associazione Calcio Milan	Got balls?

30-09-2010, 00:20	#5
Corzioli Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Lagos, Nigeria Fav. Players: Maldini, Pippo, Sheva, Ricky, Messi, Iniesta, Harry Redknapp, Sanosuke Sagara, Chris Redfield.	Fucking boring thread..should be TRASHED!!!!

30-09-2010, 02:55	#7
Calum1903 AC Milan Icon Join Date: Apr 2008	Ballack and Nedved should both get a massive balls rating. I miss all-round midfielders. Bring back the Eastern Bloc, please.

30-09-2010, 04:05	#8
ww Banned Join Date: Jun 2010 Fav. Players: Lugano, Raí, Rogério Ceni, Ambrosini, Gattuso	Brocchi has a good level of balls. Not high but above average. Too bad his balls aren't enough to overwhelm his lack of technique. Dida has high level of balls and it's interesting to notice that his kind of balls aren't the same of the ones that we're used to, like Lugano's, Gattuso's and Ambrosini's. Dida's balls are more silent but still, great. He's concentrated for the whole game and never get demotivated. It doesn't matter who's the adversary. Roque Júnior's balls aren't a problem but it's also not something to praise. 2 Roque Júniors wouldn't form a good defense. I'll watch the video later but I don't know exactly how to rate the balls of basketball. Robinho doesn't have balls. He shouldn't even be here. Ballack has high level of balls but still, I think that his balls are a little overrated. Pirlo has a nice level of balls but not high. Pirlo's balls are enough to not put in risk his amazing technique and class. But he definitely needs protection of at least one player with high level of balls. Nedved has high level of balls but the problem is that sometimes he loses his mind and start to be too much agressive. I think that it's fair to say that even though he has great balls, he never had a complete control of them. Nedved has one of the best hairs in the football. I know that he's not nordic but he looks like a badass viking. Pirlo's hair is too much fashion and gay. But I'm judging the badassness of their hairs. If you wanna know about the swag of their hairs, ask Congo.

30-09-2010, 14:44	#17
Sonny.Bill.Williams WUNDERKIND Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Cape Town,South Africa	Who has the smallest and biggest balls?

30-09-2010, 17:13	#19
Congo Powers humble monza supporter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: caroline celico Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Cutrone	my balls are about the size of cranberries http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HayFxnfFgZk only