The Rumour Commode XXIV: The Reality Era Continues

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Raz

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you read about riquelme in a book about latin american peasant heroes

pirlo is read about in books of world cup winners, champions league winners..vineyard owners, nobility etc

You can also read about Birlo in Dante's Inferno. Round 4 of 9th circle of Hell, to be precise
 

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And I'm pretty sure he was mentioned in the Bible as well
 

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nothing wrong with latin american peasant heroes, very inspirational
 

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fucking canada post strike had me wait an extra 10 days for my clarks wallabees to be delivered.

but they arrived, and they're as gorgeous as ever.

i'm looking as fresh as kessie after a 175km run
 

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Now I understand why my grandfather always asks for Clark’s. They are comfy.
 

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gattuso loves boca...what they represent/lifestyle and passion...duhh!
he's made statements numerous times expressing his admiration and wish to have been able to play for them
the calabrese and latin american peasant hero archetype clearly overlap..no coincidence seeing the common blood between them
 

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i've often wondered if gattuso shares even a small portion of dna with a wolverine
 

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Wolverine will be scared from this lion.
 

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Now I understand why my grandfather always asks for Clark’s. They are comfy.

funny, my Clarks hurt at the back.. theyre gorgeous though, but I dont wear them too often cause theyre not so comfy :( I know most ppl have polar opposite experience though.
 

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gattuso loves boca...what they represent/lifestyle and passion...duhh!
he's made statements numerous times expressing his admiration and wish to have been able to play for them
the calabrese and latin american peasant hero archetype clearly overlap..no coincidence seeing the common blood between them

And thats why you can have Tuscany... I'll go with the peasants
 

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while trekking thru the northwest territories of canada in my earleir years, i once witnessed a wolverine full tilt charge a feeding grizzly bear that was shredding apart a caribou carcass.

it was at that moment that i realized the ability to strike fear is 90% attitude and confidence.

rino gattuso is a wolverine
 

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funny, my Clarks hurt at the back.. theyre gorgeous though, but I dont wear them too often cause theyre not so comfy :( I know most ppl have polar opposite experience though.



You must have camel feet. Clarks isn’t comfy? Something wrong with your feet.
 

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while trekking thru the northwest territories of canada in my earleir years, i once witnessed a wolverine full tilt charge a feeding grizzly bear that was shredding apart a caribou carcass.

it was at that moment that i realized the ability to strike fear is 90% attitude and confidence.

rino gattuso is a wolverine



Witnessed this as well when I was working in northern Alberta years back. Wolverine is something you don’t wanna mess with.
 

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MR is Colonel Kurtz... guy just comes from nowhere and blows yr mind
 

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fucking canada post strike had me wait an extra 10 days for my clarks wallabees to be delivered.

but they arrived, and they're as gorgeous as ever.

i'm looking as fresh as kessie after a 175km run

colour?
 

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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
 

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If you were conducting a drugs test and can only pick one... Gattuso from this pic or Maradona after his '94 WC goal? Lol



Greece game? The one he celebrated close to the camera?

Wasn’t this the reason he was drug tested in the first place? Lol
 

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Greece game? The one he celebrated close to the camera?

Wasn’t this the reason he was drug tested in the first place? Lol

Yes. Yes. Yes.

And still Id pick Gattuso... looks way more jacked
 

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fucking canada post strike had me wait an extra 10 days for my clarks wallabees to be delivered.

but they arrived, and they're as gorgeous as ever.

i'm looking as fresh as kessie after a 175km run

Y u wearing British shoes fam
 
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