The Rumour Commode XXIII: The Reality Era

Who will be our #9?

  • Ciro; no-nonsense Serie A-certified poachers are our thing

    Votes: 25 18.8%

  • Higuain; 25-goal season with the Milanello diet (Pasta Si, Burger No!)

    Votes: 55 41.4%

  • Benzema; Cristiano vs Karim for the Capocannoniere

    Votes: 10 7.5%

  • Zaza; For the acrobatic goals

    Votes: 5 3.8%

  • Dybala; Will always look better in Rossoneri

    Votes: 9 6.8%

  • Morata; Your Rejects are our Queens

    Votes: 12 9.0%

  • Pavoletti; But why not?

    Votes: 3 2.3%

  • Someone else

    Votes: 14 10.5%
  • Total voters
    133
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Massaro94 said:
He also shit the bed in spain and germany.

Meanwhile Higuain is the only player to score 100 league goals in Spain and Serie A

How long would it take Morata to hit those numbers ?
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Going on what we know about 40 years

MilanFan89 said:
Dont you get it ? Madrid had Ronaldo, Benzema etc
Juventus had Tevez, Dybala

Hard to outscore those players
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What a statement , defense for Morata and his undoubted mediocrity very weak.Do you actually believe what youre typing ? Im not getting a troll vibe from you.
 
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MilanFan89 said:
Dude

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Says enough I think..
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Who's that?

Falcao with his awful seasons cut out?
 
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Massaro94 said:
He also shit the bed in spain and germany.

Meanwhile Higuain is the only player to score 100 league goals in Spain and Serie A

How long would it take Morata to hit those numbers ?
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Took Morata 6 years to score 51, so another 6 years to get his 100th.
Absolute top striker
 
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necromancer said:
Used to like him a lot, but really looked bad in the world cup. Not so sure any more.



:lol::lol:
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You look stupid, look at the stats first before you laugh so dumb.

Falcao 422games - 255goals
Higuain 547 games - 282 goals

Both real number 9s, about the same age.
Only Falcao will be much cheaper then that pig.
 
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IL Diavolo 3 said:
I don’t know how reliable is this but



Juventus want 15m plus bonucci for Caldara.
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Yeah, right. Never played for them, never played in UCL and they value him at 50+ m. Get real ladri. Straight swap is the best you can hope for.
 
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MilanFan89 said:
You look stupid, look at the stats first before you laugh so dumb.

Falcao 422games - 255goals
Higuain 547 games - 282 goals

But real number 9s, about the same age.
Only Falcao will be much cheaper then that pig.
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They are not the same quality.

And Higuain didn't have the luck to cheap it out in Monaco and Porto when Falcao did.
 
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MilanBG said:
Yeah, right. Never played for them, never played in UCL and they value him at 50+ m. Get real ladri. Straight swap is the best you can hope for.
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Tbh, it wouldn't surprise me if we paid more than expected for Caldara and less for Higuain.
 
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Looks like Elliotts strategy is increasing Milans value in their three year project by getting Milan to CL in year 1 or at the latest year 2 with a young(ish) squad core who will be at the beginning or middle of their cycle in 2021

Higuain fits in the sense that he would guarantee a CL finish in the league. Doesn't fit in the sense that he's turning 31 this year. For Morata it's kinda the other way around.
 
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MilanFan89 said:
You look stupid, look at the stats first before you laugh so dumb.

Falcao 422games - 255goals
Higuain 547 games - 282 goals

But real number 9s, about the same age.
Only Falcao will be much cheaper then that pig.
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cmon bruh shout his name

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I actually hope we sign Higuain now, just to hear people saying to me after months. You were right
 
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MilanFan89 said:
I actually hope we sign Higuain now, just to hear people saying to me after months. You were right and fuck Higuain
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True fandom right there.
 
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Mediaset: there is a possibility for Gattuso to hand in his resignation once the team gets back from the states.
 
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MilanFan89 said:
Most of his goals arent even that diffucult.

And...

Insigne - Higuain - Callejon - Mertens - Jorginho - Hamsik

Borini - Higuain - Suso - Locatelli - Bonaventura

Lol.

As i said, Higuain is a great striker, but we shouldn't being after him
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but imagine how much would he score if Gattuso just took Donnarumma out and replaced him with Higuain
 
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necromancer said:
Used to like him a lot, but really looked bad in the world cup. Not so sure any more.:
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:conf: He was our best player in the world cup, better than Suarez.
We really missed him against France. :(
 
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Khurrisu said:
Milan president Paolo Scaroni had a phone contact with Gattuso today to wish him luck for the upcoming friendlies in the US, giving him an appointment for a meeting on his return to Italy [ANSA]
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good move :thumbsup:
 
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MilanFan89 said:
I actually hope we sign Higuain now, just to hear people saying to me after months. You were right and fuck Higuain
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So you want Milan to sign Higuain and you want him to then fail so you can get a pat on the back on an internet forum :lol::lol:

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Lord7God said:
So you want Milan to sign Higuain and you want him to then fail so you can get a pat on the back on an internet forum :lol::lol:

NARCISSISM
excessive interest in or admiration of oneself and one's physical appearance.

PSYCHOLOGY
extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents and a craving for admiration, as characterizing a personality type.

PSYCHOANALYSIS
self-centredness arising from failure to distinguish the self from external objects, either in very young babies or as a feature of mental disorder.
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I know you were gonna said that. I just hate the fact that most of the "fans" here are happy like kids when the name Higuain spawns here. Absolutely disgusting.

Maybe the ultras were right after all
 
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Khurrisu said:
Milan president Paolo Scaroni had a phone contact with Gattuso today to wish him luck for the upcoming friendlies in the US, giving him an appointment for a meeting on his return to Italy [ANSA]
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Hopefully its to discuss an early contract termination or to get sacked like Mirabelly.
 
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