Lionel Messi Thread

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Senatore_M84 said:
My buddy as a Congo/Borriello size man-crush on Zanetti (I know...) and he is convinced Zanetti, most boring/schedule oriented guy in world.

Wakes up same time every day, brushes teeth, same exact amount of tooth paste every day for same time length, has sex in exact same position with woman for same period of time everyday, go train exact same way every day etc. etc.
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Before he leaves for a match, Zanettis mother plants a kiss on his cheek and tells him to behave himself. She then gives him an apple to eat at halftime, which he does. He then has to be home before dinner.

yep, the perfectly set hair and the always clean and tidily tucked in jersey tells the whole story
 
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Senatore_M84 said:
BTW Zanetti, missed 1 game all year. And none last 2 years and he's seriously still fast and strong. God he is ageless. It's kind of amazing really. MilanLab? what the fuck is inter giving zanetti
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And in that one game he was banned, right?
Senatore_M84 said:
Did you realize he's 1 day younger than pippo. (Pippo born 8/9/73.... Zanetti 8/10/73). Pretty impressive IMO the way he plays on

doesn't take anything away from maldini. Just look at football in general, you don't see guys like that in late 30s

He's a pretty quiet go about your business guy. Pretty respectable
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Least you have gotten your shit straigth with that game:
Senatore_M84 said:
Another player I hate, Javier Zanetti. Smug overrated fuck. Master of the back pass, with zero creativity. i don't get y he is so highly regarded? As a RB he was solid, in midfield he horribly limits inter and IMO keeps them from being good (not that i'm complaining, but he just isn't so good, yet they want to say he;s there maldini!?)
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Senatore_M84 said:
10 yard sprint forward with ball, stop control, 10 yard back pass. EVERYTIME. He's a lot of things, but creativity isn't exactly the word i'd use for him
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as much i hate inter, and as much i want to hate zanetti
he seems to be a nice lad and deserve respect but fuck him he is on the other side of the line and he should be an inspiration like our former captain to all players young and old, its not only about skill its about dedication and obedience

any way you are not going to win anything zanetti
 
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Jasper said:
And in that one game he was banned, right?


Least you have gotten your shit straigth with that game:
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LOL! Good one Jasper.


Senatore = The King of Contradiction? :D
 
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Jasper said:
And in that one game he was banned, right?


Least you have gotten your shit straigth with that game:
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ROFL , didnt realize he said that about Zanetti.
I thought he was among few who agreed with me that he is massive.
Now I think that was another dude.
 
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Illadro80 said:
Heh, i cant believe he KOed maicon and made 2 of his teeth flying all over san siro. 4 a 1.69m midget he looks like his made of concrete. :o
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I'll tell you why ...

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After his diving theatrics against Milan I started to hate Maicon!

Good job Messi:D
 
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CR: Messi is better than me.
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I like the direction I've steered this thread in. I bet Messi can't even grow a beard without the aid of substantial quantities of drugs. You know who can?
 
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Messi the best?



LOL!


How much older than Messi is Samuel, Lucio & Zanetti?


LOL!
 
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Wet Ones said:
Wild my friend, my buddy.


Messi the best?



LOL!


How much older than Messi is Samuel, Lucio & Zanetti?


LOL!
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CR is is surely having a better season I guess ROFL
 
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Fiero said:
Mourinho brilliantly outsmarted Pep in both legs. What a legend!
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I'm honestly surprised with Pep's decissions in both games...

In the first one Barca were trailing and he pulled out a striker and put Abidal in.

In the return game Inter were with 10 man and he played again just with Bojan and he had Henry on the bench...

Strange decissions...
 
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Wet Ones said:
New team. New system. New country. New coach. New everything. Yet he delivers :o
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Well that would b the case as soon as the team deliver.
So lets talk about that as soon as the above happen & till that happen Messi is doing better than CR , fact :D
 
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Senatore_M84 said:
Seantore_m84: I'm better than messi
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No player in their rightful mind would say that they are better than someone else, it reeks of arrogance and no player would want themselves to be portrayed like that, even if they are better than the other player in question.

And that wasn't aimed at you btw, just your post was closests and i thought i might aswell quote it as we seem on the wavelength


Kuzimoto said:
Now it's official : Messi is a failure!
I love him very much,but he's just a waste of time against the serious opponents.
arsenal were losers,he outplayed them only because of them being very weak and useless.He never tried hard enough with printer,so pathetic!
And only a few weeks ago,everyone was comparing him to maradona.
what a circus!
chicken!
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Weren't you calling Messi one of the best ever after his 4 goals against Arsenal. I swear i remember you posting replies such as "Messi, another goal. What a legend, on a par with Maradona and at such a young age" and other ridiculous bollocks.

I apologize if i'm wrong. :) :D
 
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