Patrick Cutrone Thread

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looks more like truant-fic than news ... how did this come about? what did patrick say about him?
 

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looks more like truant-fic than news ... how did this come about? what did patrick say about him?

:lol: I think I would have concocted a Cutrone-Laxalt, Cutrone-Locatelli or Cutrone-Higuain fic if I was making one. Morata is kind of meh.

Apparently this is what Patrick said:

AC Milan striker Patrick Cutrone spoke to DAZN and reflected on his position at the club, the past and who he views as his ideal and inspiration.

"Playing with Higuain is an honour for me, I watch him train, because every time I understand new things. I want to improve constantly, i want to be a protagonist. My idol? It has always been Morata, he has characteristics that I like very much. The speed, his instinct in front of goal. I admire him, at home I have DVDs with all his and Inzaghi's goal." he said.

"The national team? I am calm, I think I'm getting noticed with the Milan shirt. If a call up arrivse, I will be happy, otherwise I will go with the same head in the U21 team, it is always an honour to go.

"Scoring? Often I cannot be fully satisfied. I do not enjoy the moment, because even if I score, I already think about what I did wrong or could have done better and I already think about when I will go back to the field.

"As a child I made an audition for Inter, but then Milan came and I did not think twice about it -playing for the team of your heart is even better," Cutrone concluded.
 
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Cutrone is just trolling Morata and he fell for it. Our boy Patrick is a genius .
 

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Why on earth is Morata of all people Cutrone's idol? Very strange.

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I wanna read the Cutrone - Laxalt bit.
 

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when can we expect the next one?


:D Thanks Jasper, it's funny but when inspiration hits it's kind of like the stories write themselves.

Was hoping Samu would spark something but so far he has been pretty quiet. A lot of my inspiration comes from news I get from RnB and how we on this forum see our players/staff. I should probably follow our guys on social media to get some ideas but it seems like too much effort.

I think when our new arrivals come there will be a lot of interesting personalities. Zlatan is an obvious one. And who will be his new Abate/Maxwell/Pique?

I thought of doing a Gazidis/Paul Singer one, but it didn't really work out, possibly because I don't know enough about either of them.



Wow, Congo used to make some pretty interesting fanfic. I had been lurking for a while before I started posting regularly, how did I miss that?

Morata is a nice looking dude (no homo) but other than that he is not that interesting in terms of his personality. And since he's not one of ours, I don't really have a lot invested in getting to know him enough to write something about him.
 

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I wanna read the Cutrone - Laxalt bit.

:D Me too, maybe inspiration will strike if Laxalt provides an assist to Cutrone and they hug it out.

Or maybe Congo will beat me to it.
 

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I'm really worried that his idol is Morata...

I think Ibra's new Maxwell is gonna be Laxalt.
 

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I'm really worried that his idol is Morata...

Strangely Cutrone and Morata's goal totals are similar for last season and this season so far: Cutrone 18 and 6, Morata 15 and 7. Keeping in mind the age difference and that our Patrick has less top-flight football and minutes overall, Patrick will leave Morata far behind if all goes accordingly.


I think Ibra's new Maxwell is gonna be Laxalt.

:lol: it will be very interesting if we get to see some tender photos between the two.
 

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Super finish!
 

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Cutrone is also a jube fan :head:


Kessie?

kessie would bury ibra if they fought. I highly doubt ibra would mess with kessie. dude is a unit.
 

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I'm really worried that his idol is Morata...

I think Ibra's new Maxwell is gonna be Laxalt.

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Cutrone has scored 18 goals since Gattuso took over.
 

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Only true blood strikers attempt this type of goals. One of the best parts is that he started it with a great rebound. So much grinta...

I've said it before - this guy is Gattuso in striker version.
 

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Future legend.

I hope both he and Rino stays here for 10 years at least. Cutrone will always be the embodiment of Gattuso's spirit on the field. They must have great chemistry at Milanello as well.
 

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An absolutely brilliant goal.

Won the ball back at the beginning of the play and the attacking instinct you need to take a shot on from the that position can't be taught.


Hopefully his fine form will continue.
 

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An absolutely brilliant goal.

Won the ball back at the beginning of the play and the attacking instinct you need to take a shot on from the that position can't be taught.

This. It's why I instantly saw more potential in him than A.Silva or any other hyped kids that can do Ronaldo-style step-overs.

Patrick may not look so fancy on youtube compilations, but his sense of goal is just incredible.
 

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Sheva, Cristiano, Belanov voted for the boi :thumbsup:

(Rivera, Kaka both snubbed but voted Donnarumma)
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