True Milan fan or NOt

[derpu]

gaizka22?

[Casualista]

yahim

[Congo Powers]

its difficult to tell this story but...here goes....

in the late 80's my mother and father were on a honeymoon holiday tour of switzerland and northern italy (alps). skiing, sightseeing, enjoying the local views etc. eventually they ambled their way down from the mountains south to the city of milan. my mother was very beautiful in her youth...a very desirable american woman in the eyes of the italian men. a certain silvio berlusconi was the mayor of this city....you see...this is where things get complicated....you see....at this time my mother and father were as of yet without child. the marriage had been consummated, of course...but. continuing on, one late evening my father and mother where beginning to initiate intercourse, when....quite inexplicably...a shadowy, almost ethereal figure appeared in the room---their room was locked...they were on the 6th floor of the building. the figure immediately grabbed my father on his shoulders...this is...phew..hard.....then the figure forcefully entered my father from the rear. now, bear in mind...my father was simultaneously entering my mother. this mysterious figure flying above the city-scape of milan entered my parents hotel room....penetrated my father, then either manipulated the physiology of him or somehow possessed his body to also penetrate my mother. this......was the night i was conceived. as you can probably infer...the figure was silvio berlusconi.

[Casualista]

berluception.

[Sonny.Bill.Williams]

[Ashish]

Your dad was an extremely good defender but berlu just did a deflected goal

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Congo Powers

its difficult to tell this story but...here goes....

in the late 80's my mother and father were on a honeymoon holiday tour of switzerland and northern italy (alps). skiing, sightseeing, enjoying the local views etc. eventually they ambled their way down from the mountains south to the city of milan. my mother was very beautiful in her youth...a very desirable american woman in the eyes of the italian men. a certain silvio berlusconi was the mayor of this city....you see...this is where things get complicated....you see....at this time my mother and father were as of yet without child. the marriage had been consummated, of course...but. continuing on, one late evening my father and mother where beginning to initiate intercourse, when....quite inexplicably...a shadowy, almost ethereal figure appeared in the room---their room was locked...they were on the 6th floor of the building. the figure immediately grabbed my father on his shoulders...this is...phew..hard.....then the figure forcefully entered my father from the rear. now, bear in mind...my father was simultaneously entering my mother. this mysterious figure flying above the city-scape of milan entered my parents hotel room....penetrated my father, then either manipulated the physiology of him or somehow possessed his body to also penetrate my mother. this......was the night i was conceived. as you can probably infer...the figure was silvio berlusconi.

seek help

[Wild]

Loving players who wear the shirt & hatting on them as soon as they wear another shirt specially when they start talking shit about the club is enough reason for me.

[KujaIX]

Originally Posted by Sage

seek help

I know. I mean... god. Berlusconi was never mayor of Milan!

[nuttela]

the day congo gets banned i leave this forum.

[Ashish]

congo self ban please

[Congo Powers]

Originally Posted by Ashish

congo self ban please

ok...

how long for?

[Ashish]

1 min .. till nutella never comes back

[Congo Powers]

how bout like..5 days?
nutella's can be more

[Ashish]

forget it... forum will go mad ...

they will be screaming

[Congo Powers]

[necromancer]

Originally Posted by Congo Powers

its difficult to tell this story but...here goes....

in the late 80's my mother and father were on a honeymoon holiday tour of switzerland and northern italy (alps). skiing, sightseeing, enjoying the local views etc. eventually they ambled their way down from the mountains south to the city of milan. my mother was very beautiful in her youth...a very desirable american woman in the eyes of the italian men. a certain silvio berlusconi was the mayor of this city....you see...this is where things get complicated....you see....at this time my mother and father were as of yet without child. the marriage had been consummated, of course...but. continuing on, one late evening my father and mother where beginning to initiate intercourse, when....quite inexplicably...a shadowy, almost ethereal figure appeared in the room---their room was locked...they were on the 6th floor of the building. the figure immediately grabbed my father on his shoulders...this is...phew..hard.....then the figure forcefully entered my father from the rear. now, bear in mind...my father was simultaneously entering my mother. this mysterious figure flying above the city-scape of milan entered my parents hotel room....penetrated my father, then either manipulated the physiology of him or somehow possessed his body to also penetrate my mother. this......was the night i was conceived. as you can probably infer...the figure was silvio berlusconi.

Legendary.

[Dottore Joey]

Congo Powers.

Internet Legend. I'll tell my grandkids about you. And of course educate them about Silvio.

[squaresolid]

i'll troll in other internet forums using your username congo

[crazy4milan]

I supported Vogel with Switzerland in the 2006 WC...and said fuck you Sheva when they met up in the 2nd round.