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#21 |
AC Milan Icon
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Singapore
Fav. Players: Demetrio Albertini, Prinz Eugen
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gaizka22?
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#22 |
Monsieur
Join Date: Jul 2010
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yahim
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#23 |
apotheosis berlusconi
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Cutrone
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its difficult to tell this story but...here goes....
in the late 80's my mother and father were on a honeymoon holiday tour of switzerland and northern italy (alps). skiing, sightseeing, enjoying the local views etc. eventually they ambled their way down from the mountains south to the city of milan. my mother was very beautiful in her youth...a very desirable american woman in the eyes of the italian men. a certain silvio berlusconi was the mayor of this city....you see...this is where things get complicated....you see....at this time my mother and father were as of yet without child. the marriage had been consummated, of course...but. continuing on, one late evening my father and mother where beginning to initiate intercourse, when....quite inexplicably...a shadowy, almost ethereal figure appeared in the room---their room was locked...they were on the 6th floor of the building. the figure immediately grabbed my father on his shoulders...this is...phew..hard.....then the figure forcefully entered my father from the rear. now, bear in mind...my father was simultaneously entering my mother. this mysterious figure flying above the city-scape of milan entered my parents hotel room....penetrated my father, then either manipulated the physiology of him or somehow possessed his body to also penetrate my mother. this......was the night i was conceived. as you can probably infer...the figure was silvio berlusconi. |
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#24 |
Monsieur
Join Date: Jul 2010
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#25 |
WUNDERKIND
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Cape Town,South Africa
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#26 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Florida
Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning
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Your dad was an extremely good defender
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#27 | |
Reinmēkā
Join Date: Aug 2008
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#28 |
*Rejuvenation*
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lebanon-Beirut
Fav. Players: Baresi - Maldini - Nesta - Jessica Alba
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Loving players who wear the shirt & hatting on them as soon as they wear another shirt specially when they start talking shit about the club is enough reason for me.
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#29 |
Allegri fanboy
Join Date: Dec 2008
Fav. Players: Allegri, Romagnoli, Bonaventura, Prince, Yepes, Nesta, Seedorf
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I know. I mean... god. Berlusconi was never mayor of Milan!
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#30 |
Super Bludfam
Join Date: Apr 2011
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the day congo gets banned i leave this forum.
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#31 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Florida
Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning
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congo self ban please
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#32 |
apotheosis berlusconi
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Cutrone
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#33 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Florida
Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning
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1 min .. till nutella never comes back
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#34 |
apotheosis berlusconi
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Cutrone
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how bout like..5 days?
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#35 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Florida
Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning
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forget it... forum will go mad ...
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#36 |
apotheosis berlusconi
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Cutrone
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#37 | |
Defence of Champions
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Johannesburg
Fav. Players: Nesta, Maldini, Buffon, Rino*Pirlo*Clarence, Sheva, Totti, Ibra, Pippo, Giacomo, Carlo, Il Dottore
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#38 |
Vice
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Iceland
Fav. Players: Zlatastic, Messi, Ronaldo Duo, Sheva, Maldini, Nesta, SES, Montolivo, Sigurdsson, Lloris
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#39 |
8-bit noise~
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: █║││█║▌║║█║║▌
Fav. Players: ▌║║█║║▌│║█║█│
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i'll troll in other internet forums using your username congo
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#40 |
Exotic Stevie G
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Costa Rica
Fav. Players: Maldini,Weah,Nesta,Dida
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I supported Vogel with Switzerland in the 2006 WC...and said fuck you Sheva when they met up in the 2nd round.
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