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Old 08-02-2010, 23:02   #1
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Been thinking of this thread for a while. Lately, when i've been put in a situation, i've thought to myself "What would Sod-Lod do?" So I wanted to open a thread where we could ask him such questions.......


question 1) Saturday night I was in a bar and saw an attractive girl, didn't know how to approach her. She was sitting by herself, kind of playing on her phone.... Any advice Sod-Lod?


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Old 08-02-2010, 23:05   #2
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Old 09-02-2010, 00:19   #3
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Been thinking of this thread for a while. Lately, when i've been put in a situation, i've thought to myself "What would Sod-Lod do?" So I wanted to open a thread where we could ask him such questions.......


question 1) Saturday night I was in a bar and saw an attractive girl, didn't know how to approach her. She was sitting by herself, kind of playing on her phone.... Any advice Sod-Lod?


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One of the good method is to call the waitress and ask her for the specialty drink that most of the lady would prefer "Unless you know the kind" and then dedicate it for the beautiful lady at the bar with a "Speeching Note waitress will message it " that contain a phrase to seduce her attention.

Second method, go into the bar, set close to her and ask directly the bartender "the above question' and present it to her with kindly open compliment; usually you would sense the girl type so you can decide what words you should direct to her.

As in general be kind, gentleman, honest and try to be as you but without your village habits; and try to open a smart conversation that would not bore her and try to link the thoughts too.

If you are a hacker then connect to her phone with sending a kind message without make her fair of your act.
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Old 09-02-2010, 00:27   #4
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One of the good method is to call the waitress and ask her for the specialty drink that most of the lady would prefer "Unless you know the kind" and then dedicate it for the beautiful lady at the bar with a "Speeching Note waitress will message it " that contain a phrase to seduce her attention.

Second method, go into the bar, set close to her and ask directly the bartender "the above question' and present it to her with kindly open compliment; usually you would sense the girl type so you can decide what words you should direct to her.

As in general be kind, gentleman, honest and try to be as you but without your village habits; and try to open a smart conversation that would not bore her and try to link the thoughts too.

If you are a hacker then connect to her phone with sending a kind message without make her fair of your act.
Thank you sir.

I think i will hack her phone like you suggested and send her photos of me.....

wearing a seductive pose


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Old 09-02-2010, 00:28   #5
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Sod-Lod, what are village habits?


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Old 09-02-2010, 00:29   #6
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wearing a seductive pose
Doing the Stare Of Seedorf.
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Old 09-02-2010, 00:30   #7
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Thank you sir.

I think i will hack her phone like you suggested and send her photos of me.....

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lol, so what you do if you face the same situation?
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Old 09-02-2010, 00:30   #8
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Doing the Stare Of Seedorf.
thats my patented "go to" move in bar's when i see a cute girl


sod-lod, follow up question:

If i give a girl the "stare of seduction" like seedorf in my avatar. Is that a good idea?


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Old 09-02-2010, 00:37   #9
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Sod-Lod - Are we friends?
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Old 09-02-2010, 00:46   #10
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Sod Lod are you almighty ?

EDIT: Would you like to be my father, or at least me big brother?


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Old 09-02-2010, 00:50   #11
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Sod-Lod, why are we here?
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Old 09-02-2010, 00:51   #12
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is there "a fuck" after this life ?


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Old 09-02-2010, 00:57   #13
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Sod-Lod, can I have a hug?

Also, does Calum still hold the "God of idiocy" title you gave to him?
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Old 09-02-2010, 01:01   #14
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this thread is gold. and not just ordinary gold, but heavy, polished, gleaming, in a rapper's mouth kind of gold.
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Old 09-02-2010, 01:49   #15
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Sod-Lod,

lately i've been feeling down about my job and have been unmotivated. i'm not utilizing my college degree and it will be a while until i get a job that fits in line with my academic experience. do u have any advice/tips on ways to keep a good attitude and not become disheartened?
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Old 09-02-2010, 02:55   #16
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This thread is really gold... laughed my ass off.

edit: sod-lod, answer those questions. If you any good I have a couple of questions.


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Old 09-02-2010, 04:13   #17
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sod-lod is the man he should be the super mod. nice advice there mister and keep sod haters away from this thread. are we friends sod?
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Old 09-02-2010, 04:21   #18
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I think Sod-Lod can't handle so many questions...
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:40   #19
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All kneel before all-mighty Sod-Lod

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Old 09-02-2010, 08:01   #20
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yuppie sod will find the answers or die in the quest


btw fake sods name is calum blue
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