The "My club is better than yours" thread

Kalac#16 · Jan 11, 2009

Get talking Holy Goalie. I'm very, very bored of the EPL thread being polluted with your crap.

The Holy Goalie · Jan 11, 2009

If you'd like to show me where I have said or even suggested Celtic are better than any club then please fire away.

Kalac#16 · Jan 11, 2009

The Holy Goalie said:
If you'd like to show me where I have said or even suggested Celtic are better than any club then please fire away.

You've been going on throughout your time here about your simply amazing fans, and history, so now you can post your crap here rather than stray other threads way, way off topic.

The Holy Goalie · Jan 11, 2009

Kalac#16 said:
You've been going on throughout your time here about your simply amazing fans, and history, so now you can post your crap here rather than stray other threads way, way off topic.

When did I talk about our amazing history? And cheers for the compliment on our fans, I shall add that to the endless list. Anyway there's no need to be racialist.

ezekiel2517 · Jan 11, 2009

ahahahaha

just post here, man, your very own thread! that's fresh

Calum1903 · Jan 11, 2009

Great thread, K16

The Holy Goalie · Jan 11, 2009

Calum1903 said:
Great thread, K16

Just back from a hard day's shift on the farm I see. Looking forward to next Sunday?

Beemer · Jan 11, 2009

Kalac#16 said:
Get talking Holy Goalie. I'm very, very bored of the EPL thread being polluted with your crap.

Make that the entire forums. He's trying to be a Milan fan when he isn't busy putting over Celtic fans as disciples of Mother Teresa.

manutd fan · Jan 11, 2009

The Holy Goalie said:
When did I talk about our amazing history? And cheers for the compliment on our fans, I shall add that to the endless list. Anyway there's no need to be racialist.

I seem to remember you posting all of Celtic's league titles or something when you were talking about how good Celtic are. Could be wrong though.

You also said your rivalry with Rangers is the biggest.

Calum1903 · Jan 11, 2009

The Holy Goalie said:
Just back from a hard day's shift on the farm I see. Looking forward to next Sunday?

We always bottle it against you lot at Pittodrie, no matter how average Celtic are. That's a matter for the SPL thread though.

I suggest you don't make any "provincial" or sheep-shagging remarks about Aberdeen and the North-East unless you can take it when I take the piss out of Falkirk (which I paid a visit to yesterday), Ireland, Irish people and possibly certain other groups of people.

Now, you've basically been given your own thread, so at least have the courtesy to stay on-topic in it.

The Holy Goalie · Jan 11, 2009

manutd fan said:
I seem to remember you posting all of Celtic's league titles or something when you were talking about how good Celtic are. Could be wrong though.

You also said your rivalry with Rangers is the biggest.

Yeah but that wasn't out of the blue, it was in response to something, can't remember.

Yeah, it is.

The Holy Goalie · Jan 11, 2009

Calum1903 said:
We always bottle it against you lot at Pittodrie, no matter how average Celtic are. That's a matter for the SPL thread though.

I suggest you don't make any "provincial" or sheep-shagging remarks about Aberdeen and the North-East unless you can take it when I take the piss out of Falkirk (which I paid a visit to yesterday), Ireland, Irish people and possibly certain other groups of people.

Now, you've basically been given your own thread, so at least have the courtesy to stay on-topic in it.

Yeah I did hear the farmers market was on up the town yesterday actually... Take it you just popped in to see it on the way back from Alloa?

Calum1903 · Jan 11, 2009

The Holy Goalie said:
Yeah I did hear the farmers market was on up the town yesterday actually... Take it you just popped in to see it on the way back from Alloa?

Being that Alloa is an absolute dive, our bus went to Falkirk in search of a decent pub. We failed to find one.

manutd fan · Jan 11, 2009

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

btw, holie goalie, just curious but in the world standings how big of a club do you think Celtic are?

The Holy Goalie · Jan 11, 2009

Calum1903 said:
Being that Alloa is an absolute dive, our bus went to Falkirk in search of a decent pub. We failed to find one.

Mmm, I doubt it was Falkirk as Alloa is a good 20+ minutes away, I think anyway I've never been there. Maybe Airth or Torwood or something, which comes under Falkirk council but neither are in Falkirk, quite far from it actually. Anyway, if you came into real Falkirk you would have found a pub, and would have been slapped all about it by the famous Falkirk Fear

Calum1903 · Jan 11, 2009

The Holy Goalie said:
Mmm, I doubt it was Falkirk as Alloa is a good 20+ minutes away, I think anyway I've never been there. Maybe Airth or Torwood or something, which comes under Falkirk council but neither are in Falkirk, quite far from it actually. Anyway, if you came into real Falkirk you would have found a pub, and would have been slapped all about it by the famous Falkirk Fear

It was some shite pub/restaurant across from a Tesco and beside an Italian restaurant. Definitely wasn't worth the massive detour.

Falkirk Fear indeed! Dinna make me laugh, or I'll be forced to turn this into the "Our firm is better than your firm" thread.

The Holy Goalie · Jan 11, 2009

manutd fan said:
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

btw, holie goalie, just curious but in the world standings how big of a club do you think Celtic are?

Well it all comes down to how you define big club. In terms of fanbase we may be in the top 5, definitely in the top 10. In terms of trophies we have one of the highest amounts of all clubs, current success we are up there with anyone. We've won the European Cup and been runners up in it. Been in a European final 5 years ago as well. Big isn't about how good you are.

Liverpool
Man Utd
Barca
Real Madrid
AC Milan

The rest is all close. I'd put Celtic just behind them. If we were in the Premiership however, we'd be alongside Liverpool and Man Utd, maybe even bigger who knows. It's a shame the SPL holds us back.

The Holy Goalie · Jan 11, 2009

Calum1903 said:
It was some shite pub/restaurant across from a Tesco and beside an Italian restaurant. Definitely wasn't worth the massive detour.

Falkirk Fear indeed! Dinna make me laugh, or I'll be forced to turn this into the "Our firm is better than your firm" thread.

Hahah that is like a 10 minute walk from my house. I live in the housing scheme across from Falkirk Stadium, but the nice part. The flats facing it are the manky bit lol. The Graham hotel it would have been aye? That's where all the old people go. If you wanted a real pub you should have went to Elliott's or the Mill Inn(nearest to the stadium). The Mill is a 1 minute walk from my house and my future local :cool:

That's where the Fear drink, if they still exist. There is always loads of police in there on matchdays and outside it. And they all shout fear and that for a laugh and wind them up lol. My dad drinks in there and it's all his pals who do it lol. He probably does as well. Once this young police guy came in and asked if there was any football hooligans in there. They ripped him to pieces lol, they were all jumping on the tables shouting "Falkirk hooligans" and that lol.

Calum1903 · Jan 11, 2009

The Holy Goalie said:
Hahah that is like a 10 minute walk from my house. I live in the housing scheme across from Falkirk Stadium, but the nice part. The flats facing it are the manky bit lol. The Graham hotel it would have been aye? That's where all the old people go. If you wanted a real pub you should have went to Elliott's or the Mill Inn(nearest to the stadium). The Mill is a 1 minute walk from my house and my future local That's where the Fear drink, if they still exist. There is always loads of police in there on matchdays and outside it. And they all shout fear and that for a laugh and wind them up lol. My dad drinks in there and it's all his pals who do it lol. He probably does as well. Once this young police guy came in and asked if there was any football hooligans in there. They ripped him to pieces lol, they were all jumping on the tables shouting "Falkirk hooligans" and that lol.

Well, I think it was the Mill Inn we were in when I was down this time last year, and the famous Fear never made an appearance when a dozen or so ASC was in for a nice quiet pre-match drink.

Wouldn't expect a team with about a dozen fans to have much of a firm anyway.

The Holy Goalie · Jan 11, 2009

Calum1903 said:
Well, I think it was the Mill Inn we were in when I was down this time last year, and the famous Fear never made an appearance when a dozen or so ASC was in for a nice quiet pre-match drink.

Wouldn't expect a team with about a dozen fans to have much of a firm anyway.

Because I don't think there is a fear, just middle aged guys shouting it for a laugh and younger boys who would probably run a mile the minute a fight broke out. There is trouble sometimes though, the town is usually a bad place when Hearts and Hibs visit, don't know why it's normally bad with those teams though. And against Dundee about 5 or so years ago the Dundee Utility took over Pennies, which is a pub a stones throw from The Mill Inn. The boys in the Mill Inn found out so went out to fight them but were outnumbered 2:1 so they got the fuck kicked out of them lol. My dad's pals were goin about with blood pouring out of their heads and one got knocked unconscious and had to be taken to hospital. Thankfully my dad was away fishing that day :eek:

They are just Rangers fans from Falkirk, the guys I know who support them are Rangers fans anyway.

Calum1903 · Jan 11, 2009

The Holy Goalie said:
Because I don't think there is a fear, just middle aged guys shouting it for a laugh and younger boys who would probably run a mile the minute a fight broke out. There is trouble sometimes though, the town is usually a bad place when Hearts and Hibs visit, don't know why it's normally bad with those teams though. And against Dundee about 5 or so years ago the Dundee Utility took over Pennies, which is a pub a stones throw from The Mill Inn. The boys in the Mill Inn found out so went out to fight them but were outnumbered 2:1 so they got the fuck kicked out of them lol. My dad's pals were goin about with blood pouring out of their heads and one got knocked unconscious and had to be taken to hospital. Thankfully my dad was away fishing that day

They are just Rangers fans from Falkirk, the guys I know who support them are Rangers fans anyway.

The Dundee Utility are pathetic - two clubs having a joint firm is just embarrassing.

I see the Rangers ICF are getting blamed for trying to start trouble at our game yesterday. Didn't really see much happening myself.

Jasper · Jan 12, 2009

LOL@messages THG answers seriously. Good riddance K16 though I would have preferred a thread about how Celtic bench is the toughest in the world.

rossoneroid · Jan 12, 2009

Calum1903 said:
I see the Rangers ICF are getting blamed for trying to start trouble at our game yesterday. Didn't really see much happening myself.

What does ICF means? West Ham Utd also have a flag about ICF, is that some kind of a firm?

Calum1903 · Jan 12, 2009

rossoneroid said:
What does ICF means? West Ham Utd also have a flag about ICF, is that some kind of a firm?

Same as with West Ham, it means Inter-City Firm. Both are hooligan groups. Don't know much about the ICF but the Rangers would probably fall into the "casual" category.

ezekiel2517 · Jan 12, 2009

when did the guest of honor get banned? :tongue:

Billy_69 · Jan 13, 2009

rossoneroid said:
What does ICF means? West Ham Utd also have a flag about ICF, is that some kind of a firm?

Inter City Firm, I went to see matches from West Ham in the eighties and they were already there, back then they even put a flyer in your pocket after they beat the crap out of you, it read: Congratulations, you have been put in hospital by the ICF. Didn't happen to me

I was there with RWDM fans that also supported WHam in England (skins with the hammer tattoos lol)

Calum1903 · Jan 13, 2009

Billy_69 said:
Inter City Firm, I went to see matches from West Ham in the eighties and they were already there, back then they even put a flyer in your pocket after they beat the crap out of you, it read: Congratulations, you have been put in hospital by the ICF. Didn't happen to me I was there with RWDM fans that also supported WHam in England (skins with the hammer tattoos lol)

Was there a pretty active hooligan scene in Belgium like? Just curious.

The ASC (Aberdeen Soccer Casuals) used to leave calling cards that said "Congratulations, you have just met the Casuals", or something along those lines.

About 20 Rangers ICF got arrested at the weekend I'm hearing - HAH

Corzioli · Mar 2, 2011

I'll be thugged by the 'Premiershit mafia' (in dru's words) for desecrating this thread but att it seems like the best conduit for my present thoughts..if there's a more apt thread I'd love for this post to be moved there.

Ok..for those confused about my club allegiances esp. after I must've come across as a YNWA crooner this afternoon I decided to clear the foggy air here..here's a list of the football clubs I either passionately LOVE or (sometimes violently) abhor, or those I have a passing liking for or conversely, a bit antagonistic towards.......L is for Like, D, Dislike...the intensity of the emotion's in subjective percentages to pass the point. Here I only touch on the English, Italian and Spanish leagues.

EPL
Chelsea........L 60%
Manchester United.........D 95%
Liverpool...........L then, 50%, now, 40%
Arsenal............D 70%
Manchester City.........D 60%
Tottenham...........L 40%, though for now it's more like D 95% :mad:

West Bromwich........L 20%
Sunderland.......L 10%

then
Queen's Park Rangers.......L 40%..can't wait for the Loftus Road boys to return to the League they inaugurated in 1994 iinm.

I'm really not interested in the other teams.

Serie A

:jump:

AC MILAN :jump:

.....L 1,240%+
Juventus......L 5%
Roma.......D 40%
Cagliari......L 20%
Sampdoria.......L 10%
:devilfuc:Inter:devilfuc:.........D 2,999%

then
Portosummaga......L 10%

Couldn't give a whale's dick

about the others.

La Liga

:star:

BARCELONA :star:

......L 90% (the story behind Iniesta starting my love affair with the Cules is in my profile in the Survey thread if anyone can dig that up).
Real Madrid........D 100%
Villarreal.......L 5%
Espanyol........L 20%
Atletico Madrid.....D 50%
Real Sociedad........L 5% starting with this season. Reason? Tamudo.

Wouldn't care if the other clubs go into administration or, better still, are liquidated.

So, so, so that's it.

manutd fan · Mar 2, 2011

I miss Holy Goalie.

KujaIX · Mar 2, 2011

I see the word 'Racialist' up there... Is this where it originated? I thought it was Masster or something.

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