Kevin Constant Thread

Curupira · Jun 21, 2012

From what ive seen, good dribbling skills (can get past defenders) and can provide key passes, but shooting is average/poor.

I wonder if he will play LCM or CAM

NobodyCares · Jun 21, 2012

Dolce and Gabbana are going to have a heart attack with our signings.

As ugly as Nani. I hope he can play though.

necromancer · Jun 21, 2012

Dinar said:
Constant looks a lot like one of "Captain Vyom" (adventure fiction series in India in 90s) characters, a servant of "Kaala Saya" he was/is. Can't remember his exact character name looked up in wiki but they have only main ones.

He'll capture our market, no doubt.
Welcome Kevin.

Haha. He looks like Nani.

Only fair-skinned celebrities will ever capture the Indian market actually. No chance for Constant.

Curupira · Jun 21, 2012

jammin · Jun 21, 2012

he declared war on Serie A (hence the Constant VS Serie A title)???

so cool. :eek:

jammin · Jun 21, 2012

necromancer said:
Haha. He looks like Nani.

Only fair-skinned celebrities will ever capture the Indian market actually. No chance for Constant.

doesn't he remind you of your glorious captain, Lawrence Climax?

necromancer · Jun 21, 2012

jammin said:
doesn't he remind you of your glorious captain, Lawrence Climax?

Football team? I honestly have no idea who plays in India's football team (Except for Chhetri and Jeje - whom the media has run stories about). No one cares about that team and it should be that way until they revamp the entire football structure in the country.

Indian market is very very fair-biased, to the point of disgust.

jammin · Jun 21, 2012

necromancer said:
Football team? I honestly have no idea who plays in India's football team (Except for Chhetri and Jeje - whom the media has run stories about). No one cares about that team and it should be that way until they revamp the entire football structure in the country.

Indian market is very very fair-biased, to the point of disgust.

so unpatriotic. :head:

can India be classified as racist to some degree? even here, fairer actresses, actors and celebrities (including footballers) in general are much preferred to dark-skinned people.

necromancer · Jun 21, 2012

jammin said:
so unpatriotic.

can India be classified as racist to some degree? even here, fairer actresses, actors and celebrities (including footballers) in general are much preferred to dark-skinned people.

Everyone's racist, but having interacted with quite a few cultures, I'd say that Indians are among the most racist.

But that's usually a function of how civilized/developed a country is. Once a country goes through adequate social development, racist tendencies get curbed. Hasn't happened in India yet.

jammin · Jun 21, 2012

necromancer said:
Everyone's racist, but having interacted with quite a few cultures, I'd say that Indians are among the most racist.

But that's usually a function of how civilized/developed a country is. Once a country goes through adequate social development, racist tendencies get curbed. Hasn't happened in India yet.

but doesn't it differ from traditional racism where fairer people frown upon darker people, but in India, it seems like darker people love and prefer fairer people and fairer people really don't care that much. :tongue:

necromancer · Jun 21, 2012

jammin said:
but doesn't it differ from traditional racism where fairer people frown upon darker people, but in India, it seems like darker people love and prefer fairer people and fairer people really don't care that much.

I dont think this is a topic for this forum, but there's very strong discrimination based on one's skin colour in India. This extents to jobs as well. It is as traditional a racism as it can get.

PM me if you're interested in knowing more.

milanista1899 · Jun 21, 2012

necromancer said:
Everyone's racist, but having interacted with quite a few cultures, I'd say that Indians are among the most racist.

But that's usually a function of how civilized/developed a country is. Once a country goes through adequate social development, racist tendencies get curbed. Hasn't happened in India yet.

The first paragraph is so true...

Raghav · Jun 21, 2012

^^ agree with all of what necromancer says..

Most racist country ever!

damn · Jun 21, 2012

to be fair its not only india pretty much any country/race with a white colonial past has an unhealthy fascination with lighter skin.

sammy sosa, rhianna, beyonce, vybz kartel have all bleached their skin.

vibz and sammy went for the zombie look :fp:

bollywood actors advertising skin bleaching creams doesn't help either. :head:

guess people want what the can't have, what is out of reach.
light skinned people (white) want be darker and dark skinned people want to be lighter.

but fear not whiteies and darkies, damn loves you just the way you are. :proud:

Blade of Faith · Jun 21, 2012

Nice signing, If we can get Strootman, we'll have Kevin trio in our midfield.
Bravo!
Welcome to AC Milan!

nuttela · Jun 21, 2012

racist indians :fp:

in australia - indians don't have the greatest rep. What bugs me most is that whenever you call a telecommunication company for assistance, for example, mobiles. an indian always picks up!

they send their jobs offshore to india, teach em australian dialect and commonly used terms, the indians know the timezones and play along well... efficient workers.

i remember once i watched a documentary about spelling bees in america and only indians and other asians rip it apart. They showed an indian father giving his daughter some huge ass dictionary and making her memorise everything in it. They passionate in excelling in areas nobody gives a shit. Apart from their computer literacy (which infact, is outstanding), i wish they just kinda become more social with other races. they aren't all bad, but they mostly keep to themselves. Maybe if they hung around more and more of the other peeps (im mostly talking bout children's at schools) racism and stereotypes against them won't develop

necromancer · Jun 21, 2012

In a decade or so, one of the largest countries contributing to CEO positions in MNCs will be India. I guess that's because Indians do not interact with other cultures eh?

jammin · Jun 21, 2012

nuttela said:
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i remember once i watched a documentary about spelling bees in america and only indians and other asians rip it apart. They showed an indian father giving his daughter some huge ass dictionary and making her memorise everything in it. They passionate in excelling in areas nobody gives a shit. Apart from their computer literacy (which infact, is outstanding), i wish they just kinda become more social with other races. they aren't all bad, but they mostly keep to themselves. Maybe if they hung around more and more of the other peeps (im mostly talking bout children's at schools) racism and stereotypes against them won't develop

lol indians and spelling bees. match made in heaven. :proud:

last ot statment: indian parents are very very strict. forces their kids study almost inhumanely. hence there is a very high suicide rate for kids in india.

anyway, what # is our new favorite player gonna play for?

.A.K. · Jun 21, 2012

This is how it is

No fair skin person wants darrk babies

So they loook for a lighty

Leaving all the dark people in sadness left to mate toghether n produce even darker babies.

Cycle continues, until one genious thinks they want a dark man/women (still rare in india)

Dinar · Jun 21, 2012

yagami7gnr said:
Actually. he looks like NightCrawler.

Yep, he too crossed my mind. :thumbsup:

necromancer said:
Haha. He looks like Nani.

Only fair-skinned celebrities will ever capture the Indian market actually. No chance for Constant.

I think that character's name was "Sannata"

necromancer said:
Everyone's racist, but having interacted with quite a few cultures, I'd say that Indians are among the most racist.

But that's usually a function of how civilized/developed a country is. Once a country goes through adequate social development, racist tendencies get curbed. Hasn't happened in India yet.

Gotta agree with you, we are certainly racist to our own people. :fp:

tonton · Jun 21, 2012

WTF is up with Indians wanting lighter skin? They are naturally brown.

ladro · Jun 21, 2012

This is one of those deals that makes it fun to figure out what exactly is going on in gallianis cranium. And ill give it a go:

*Milan sells van bommel and has no replacement bar a 35 year old amrosini*

Galliani:''Meeeeh, we have all the time in the world to replace him. Will do it......eventually..........hopefully.........maybe.''

*Milan sells andrea pirlo, has no other creator bar a 35 year old seedorf*

Galliani:''Meeeh, will buy aquilani. Injury prone, will likely play half the games, will even prohibit him playing in crucial games my self since we dont need him anyway. Will eventually buy a real pirlo replacement...........maybe..........hopefully.......in the next few years. We have time.''

*Sulley Muntary gets injured for a couple of months. Milan has nocerino, traore, emanuelson and ambrosini as b2b depth, all more ore less capable of replacing him*

Galliani:''

OMG OMG OMG QUICK! call preciozi, we need to replace him in the next 24 hours or milan will seize to exists :eek:

! PANIC!''

Amazing! If only he was as passionate to replace quality as he is seemingly enthusiastic to replace averageness. :proud:

We truly needed more depth in the midfield. :thumbsup:

b@D~HorsiE · Jun 21, 2012

dafaq you guys are discussing in this thread :\

jammin · Jun 21, 2012

Illadro80 said:
This is one of those deals that makes it fun to figure out what exactly is going on in gallianis cranium. And ill give it a go:

*Milan sells van bommel and has no replacement bar a 35 year old amrosini*

Galliani:''Meeeeh, we have all the time in the world to replace him. Will do it......eventually..........hopefully.........maybe.''

*Milan sells andrea pirlo, has no other creator bar a 35 year old seedorf*

Galliani:''Meeeh, will buy aquilani. Injury prone, will likely play half the games, will even prohibit him playing in crucial games my self since we dont need him anyway. Will eventually buy a real pirlo replacement...........maybe..........hopefully.......in the next few years. We have time.''

*Sulley Muntary gets injured for a couple of months. Milan has nocerino, traore, emanuelson and ambrosini as b2b depth, all more ore less capable of replacing him*

Galliani:''

OMG OMG OMG QUICK! call preciozi, we need to replace him in the next 24 hours or milan will seize to exists! PANIC!''

Amazing! If only he was as passionate to replace quality as he is seemingly enthusiastic to replace averageness. We truly needed more depth in the midfield.

necromancer · Jun 21, 2012

Illadro80 said:
This is one of those deals that makes it fun to figure out what exactly is going on in gallianis cranium. And ill give it a go:

*Milan sells van bommel and has no replacement bar a 35 year old amrosini*

Galliani:''Meeeeh, we have all the time in the world to replace him. Will do it......eventually..........hopefully.........maybe.''

*Milan sells andrea pirlo, has no other creator bar a 35 year old seedorf*

Galliani:''Meeeh, will buy aquilani. Injury prone, will likely play half the games, will even prohibit him playing in crucial games my self since we dont need him anyway. Will eventually buy a real pirlo replacement...........maybe..........hopefully.......in the next few years. We have time.''

*Sulley Muntary gets injured for a couple of months. Milan has nocerino, traore, emanuelson and ambrosini as b2b depth, all more ore less capable of replacing him*

Galliani:''

OMG OMG OMG QUICK! call preciozi, we need to replace him in the next 24 hours or milan will seize to exists! PANIC!''

Amazing! If only he was as passionate to replace quality as he is seemingly enthusiastic to replace averageness. We truly needed more depth in the midfield.

Hahaha

agsgualdino · Jun 21, 2012

Illadro80 said:
This is one of those deals that makes it fun to figure out what exactly is going on in gallianis cranium. And ill give it a go:

*Milan sells van bommel and has no replacement bar a 35 year old amrosini*

Galliani:''Meeeeh, we have all the time in the world to replace him. Will do it......eventually..........hopefully.........maybe.''

*Milan sells andrea pirlo, has no other creator bar a 35 year old seedorf*

Galliani:''Meeeh, will buy aquilani. Injury prone, will likely play half the games, will even prohibit him playing in crucial games my self since we dont need him anyway. Will eventually buy a real pirlo replacement...........maybe..........hopefully.......in the next few years. We have time.''

*Sulley Muntary gets injured for a couple of months. Milan has nocerino, traore, emanuelson and ambrosini as b2b depth, all more ore less capable of replacing him*

Galliani:''

OMG OMG OMG QUICK! call preciozi, we need to replace him in the next 24 hours or milan will seize to exists! PANIC!''

Amazing! If only he was as passionate to replace quality as he is seemingly enthusiastic to replace averageness. We truly needed more depth in the midfield.