The Rumour Commode XXIII: The Reality Era

Who will be our #9?

  • Ciro; no-nonsense Serie A-certified poachers are our thing

    Votes: 25 18.8%

  • Higuain; 25-goal season with the Milanello diet (Pasta Si, Burger No!)

    Votes: 55 41.4%

  • Benzema; Cristiano vs Karim for the Capocannoniere

    Votes: 10 7.5%

  • Zaza; For the acrobatic goals

    Votes: 5 3.8%

  • Dybala; Will always look better in Rossoneri

    Votes: 9 6.8%

  • Morata; Your Rejects are our Queens

    Votes: 12 9.0%

  • Pavoletti; But why not?

    Votes: 3 2.3%

  • Someone else

    Votes: 14 10.5%
  • Total voters
    133
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my biggest problem with higuain is that we need to pay 60m to fucking juventus. JUVENTUS.

let's count bonucci and matri and it's over 100m :eek::eek:

we basically buy them ronaldo...:eek::eek:



but generally speaking, it's higuain > fraud morata, no doubt about that.
 
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Did I just read “higuan can fall off a cliff at any moment” after presented with:

Benzema, Bellotti, Immobile, Morata and Higuan?


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We've been dry humping this mercato now for two months. Lol.

This coming week better bring some good news.
 
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papaberlu said:
wtf

pasta boy has abs?!?!?!?!

no but seriously, I don't mind Higuain just painful to help Juve out plus the high cost. He probably does guarantee CL in the short term which I guess is the goal here
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This is the only thing anyone should care about.
Get us to CL and his transfer fee is paid off right there. Keep us in CL for a year and we're back at the big boy table
 
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I seriously don't get how we're not linked to Ciro anymore.
 
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Dybala in the poll?

Did I miss a page of the commode?
 
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Khurrisu said:
Consider the other 60m options. Morata is a bigger gamble, Belotti(as much as I like him) is too, Benzema is a good option but scores less, Falcao is too old and injury prone, and Immobile for some ungodly reason isn't in our plans.

60m for a top striker that's been burying them in the Serie A for years is good business. The only better option IMO would be Immobile.



For me it's Immobile > Higuain > Benzema. What I think is likely is Higuain > Morata > Benzema.

Immobile isn't in our plans for some reason.
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Probably one of the reasons is that Lotito is a serious headache to do business with. Especially when they have no other serious option to replace Immobile yet.
 
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Milan will earn around €4m for participation in the ICC tournament. [GdS]


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Why no Cavani in the poll. That’s a fail of a poll adding dyabala and not cavani
 
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I want the Benz. He's a caged lion waiting to get loose, trust me. I think he might struggle few games but when he start playing like he did for Lyon he can bag 20+ goals and create a lot too.
 
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Higuain guarantees goals, he'd get 20+ for us he's proven it over and over again throughout his career wherever he has played

The 60m request isn't that bad considerg how inflated the market is, hope we can close for 50-55 + bonuses.

His wages are also lower than Benzema's or Morata's. Let's hope Marotta sells to us and not Chelsea to maintain good relations with Leonardo

Karim is a special player and I think he's underrated by many but I'm unsure whether he wants to come here... RM want to keep him too apparently. Higuain would bring us more goals
 
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Higsy will end up at Chelsea. Morata prob Juve and Immobile here
 
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General said:
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You ask 10 clubs if they could have Gonzalo or Ciro and they go Gonzalo

I get it if people are worried about the price tag but Gonzalo is legit.
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Immobile has 4 years left at least while Higuain at the most two.
 
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theduck7 said:
More likely to get Cavani or Benz-they can attract champs league level-we need to go for someone a step below
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You wanna go for someone below and for 60m. Just keep the 60m to bacca and call it a new signing.
 
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Godfather said:
Immobile has 4 years left at least while Higuain at the most two.
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Just need that CL push, Roma looking underwhelming tbh. Short term should be our priority, our squad is incredibly young as is.
 
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