Your Craziest/Most Fun XI

My first thread!

You can put together a team of current or past players, or a mixture of both.
They can be any combination of crazy, fun, criminal, violent,... whatever you can think of, even if they just look funny!
It would also be nice if you explain your choices with some background on the players.

So, here's my team:



GK: Rogerio Ceni, plays for Sao Paulo, is probably the highest scoring goalkeeper of all time with over 100 goals, mostly from free kicks and penalties.

RB: Couldn't find any crazy right backs, so I put Alves there, because I think he's one of the highest scoring in that position and his game is all about attack.

CB: Pepe is just fucking crazy.One of the most violent players out there.

CB: Terry would probably fuck the wives and girlfriends of every other player on this list if they played on the same team.

LB: I chose Evra because I would love to see how it would pan out between him and the next player on the list if they played together.

RM: Suarez is one crazy motherfucker! Bit an Ajax player a few years back, racially abused Evra and refused to shake hands with him in a later mach.
Bit Ivanovic last month.

CM: Flamini, two footed tackles, two footed goals, looks like James Bond. What more could you want?

CM: Barton is probably the craziest player out there. He was in prison 2 or 3 times for assault, he assaults his teammates during training regularly,
gets into brawls with opposing players during matches, insults people on twitter and sometimes speaks in a strange French accent.

LM: Aside from being a traitor and a cunt, he is constantly getting into fights with managers, referees other players, club directors and presidents.
He once stated in an interview that he hoped there are no gay players in the Italian national team.
He was also heard boasting that he slept with over 600 women in his lifetime( I highly doubt that, because he has a face that looks like the surface of the moon).

CF: Simply Ibra! Some of the things he does and says are just !

CF: Balotelli is God! No need to say anything more about him.

Coachelio Rossi. Why? Ask Adem Ljajic!


So tell me what you think about this thread, about my formation, and also post your own!

Thanks!

Wow, very nice topic, brah!

You've really managed to get most of the scums and lunatics in the world of football into one and same starting line up. Good job!

Would love to see them in the same team!

Although I might agree with most of them, there are some players I'd like to replace with others.

My XI:

---------------Volkan Demirel-------------
S.Ramos--Pepe--JT-Materazzi--A.Cole-----
----Melo-----Emre Belözoglu---Barton-----
-----------Suarez----------Adriano-------------

Goalie: Volkan Demirel is the true looney...COuldn't find anyone more suitable for this position.

Right Back: Sergio Ramos is my choise. Even though he doesn't play as RB anymore I found him most suitable for this position. A true sadistic mofo!

Center Backs: Well...There were so many of these that I had to use three CB's. Pepe, Terry and Materazzi...Guess no explanation is needed here.

Left back: Ashley Cole. He is all about the money. He is a cheater. He even shot a groundskeeper(or something like that) with a freaking rifle on Chelseas training ground etc etc.

The midfield: Three sadistic idiots have the great honour of dictating the midfield and tempo of this team. What could possibly go wrong?

Attack: Luis Suarez the diving, canibalistic little whiner and the psychopathic traitor, "Fantantonio" will complete this XI.

Captain: Joey. Coach: Mourinho.

Players who almost made it: Thiago Motta, Poulsen, Chivu, Adriano, Borriello, Giggs and Gerrard.

Matri, Niang
Birsa
Nocerino, Muntari, Poli
Constant, Mexes, Zapata, Zaccardo
Abbiati

Pedro said:

Matri, Niang
Birsa
Nocerino, Muntari, Poli
Constant, Mexes, Zapata, Zaccardo
Abbiati

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Are you Allegri in disguise?

Someone actually posted in my thread!

based on current Milan and current player

4-1-3-2

Simon Mignolet
Ignazio Abate, Mats Hummels, Thiago Silva, Jordi Alba
Nigel De Jong
Riccardo Montolivo, Henrik Mkhitaryan, Gareth Bale
Mario Ballotelli, Neymar

Coach : Jupp Heynckes

Depreciation said:

Henry - Shevchenko
Rui Costa
Ljungberg - Vieira - Albertini
Maldini - Hierro - Nesta - Cafu
Chilavert​

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This would be a great team to watch!

Rickaka said:

Kalac
Senderos-Acerbi-Digao-Taiwo
Brocchi-Emerson-Harvey Esajas
Chedric Seedorf
Amoroso-Goliviera​

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This would be painful to watch.

adit said:

based on current Milan and current player

4-1-3-2

Simon Mignolet
Ignazio Abate, Mats Hummels, Thiago Silva, Jordi Alba
Nigel De Jong
Riccardo Montolivo, Henrik Mkhitaryan, Gareth Bale
Mario Ballotelli, Neymar

Coach : Jupp Heynckes

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I think you missed the point a bit, but nice team anyway.

Rotti said:

Wow, very nice topic, brah!

You've really managed to get most of the scums and lunatics in the world of football into one and same starting line up. Good job!

Would love to see them in the same team!

Although I might agree with most of them, there are some players I'd like to replace with others.

My XI:

---------------Volkan Demirel-------------
S.Ramos--Pepe--JT-Materazzi--A.Cole-----
----Melo-----Emre Belözoglu---Barton-----
-----------Suarez----------Adriano-------------

Goalie: Volkan Demirel is the true looney...COuldn't find anyone more suitable for this position.

Right Back: Sergio Ramos is my choise. Even though he doesn't play as RB anymore I found him most suitable for this position. A true sadistic mofo!

Center Backs: Well...There were so many of these that I had to use three CB's. Pepe, Terry and Materazzi...Guess no explanation is needed here.

Left back: Ashley Cole. He is all about the money. He is a cheater. He even shot a groundskeeper(or something like that) with a freaking rifle on Chelseas training ground etc etc.

The midfield: Three sadistic idiots have the great honour of dictating the midfield and tempo of this team. What could possibly go wrong?

Attack: Luis Suarez the diving, canibalistic little whiner and the psychopathic traitor, "Fantantonio" will complete this XI.

Captain: Joey. Coach: Mourinho.

Players who almost made it: Thiago Motta, Poulsen, Chivu, Adriano, Borriello, Giggs and Gerrard.

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Didn't know that Cashley shot at someone with a rifle.

I've decided to create a team of craziest most intense mother fuckers.

#TeamScorpio

all my guys are scorpios

1-5-3-1

------------------------Pele
------Del Piero-----Maradonna-------Figo
El shaarawy--Rooney--Scholes--Aboutrikah--Navas
------------------Ferdinand
------------------Van Der Saar


Pissing on all your teams w/ intensity and insanity

I am scorpio

Can I be on the bench

senatore tell me how to piss off a scorpio female

Congo Powers said:

senatore tell me how to piss off a scorpio female

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whats your sign young jedi

gemini

Most elegant line- up I can think of;

----------------Casillias-----------------
--Cafu--Maldini(C)--Nesta---Javier Zanetti
-----------------Makelele-----------------
----------Seedorf--------Xavi-------------
-------------------Kaka------------------
-------------Del Piero----Shevchenko-------


Horrific Milan Memories XI:

------------Kalac------------
--Digao--Senderos-Sokratis--
--Oddo----------------Favalli--
----Emerson--------Brocchi--
------------Mancini----------
------- Gila------Oliveira----

Congo Powers said:

senatore tell me how to piss off a scorpio female

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My experience tells scorpio women are the most ensitive and false bitches around.

To piss them off simply saying "Hi" might be enough.

Rotti said:

Most elegant line- up I can think of;

----------------Casillias-----------------
--Cafu--Maldini(C)--Nesta---Javier Zanetti
-----------------Makelele-----------------
----------Seedorf--------Xavi-------------
-------------------Kaka------------------
-------------Del Piero----Shevchenko-------


Horrific Milan Memories XI:

------------Kalac------------
--Digao--Senderos-Sokratis--
--Oddo----------------Favalli--
----Emerson--------Brocchi--
------------Mancini----------
------- Gila------Oliveira----

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The horror...

Razvalinho said:

The horror...

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Anyone wanna help mecreating a FC Hot Wags with all the hottest gfs/wives of footballers out there? Their positions should be decided based on what position their partner plays in.

Suggestions.
GK: Alena Seredova(Gigi), Sara Carbonera(Iker)
MF: Melissa Satta(KPB)
CF: Federica Nargi(Matri)

Really stupid and completely irrelevant and unnessecary thing, but I am bored and it is late.

Congo Powers said:

gemini

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just be yourself

horrible match.

gemini's are horrible selfish people.

annoying attentionwhores

Senatore_M84 said:

just be yourself

horrible match.

gemini's are horrible selfish people.

annoying attentionwhores

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So you are an astrologista? Tell me all about Virgos then.

Rotti said:

So you are an astrologista? Tell me all about Virgos then.

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you're my match sign

we should be married

Senatore_M84 said:

you're my match sign

we should be married

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OMG! Lets do it!

..You are Capricorn then...Right?

Senatore_M84 said:

just be yourself

horrible match.

gemini's are horrible selfish people.

annoying attentionwhores

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wat??

no way..bs

Rotti said:

OMG! Lets do it!

..You are Capricorn then...Right?

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scorpio

http://fantasyworld.wordpress.com/a-scorpio-best-and-worst-relationship-matches/

http://fantasyworld.wordpress.com/a-cancer-best-and-worst-relationship-matches/

Congo Powers said:

wat??

no way..bs

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hah two of my longest and worst relationships were gemini's. Both ended same way

http://www.ask-oracle.com/sign-compatibility/gemini-scorpio/

The relationships of Gemini and Scorpio can be quite challenging as Gemini is fun loving while Scorpio is intense about everything. Though initially they are fascinated by each other due to their entirely different approaches but later they can turn into serious issues. H

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Senatore_M84 said:

scorpio

http://fantasyworld.wordpress.com/a-scorpio-best-and-worst-relationship-matches/

http://fantasyworld.wordpress.com/a-cancer-best-and-worst-relationship-matches/

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Ah, ofc. Just like your XI.

Anyways..Lets do it! I finally found a partner. WOHOO!

Rotti said:

Ah, ofc. Just like your XI.

Anyways..Lets do it! I finally found a partner. WOHOO!

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nice.

pm me a pic

Sorry Razvalinho for turning this into a horoscope. We should start a seperate thread for discussion like these.

Senatore_M84 said:

nice.

pm me a pic

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I am not that desperate...Ehrm..I mean Confident.