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Old 05-05-2013, 22:59   #2001
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its pretty much going to be about prostitutes and their relationship with their environment AKA nature


so we get the prostitutes and take em to a field where there's vultures in the area....then we do a ton of coke and viagra blendies and fuck em outside in HD

fred behind the cam narrarating

$30k , fred

lets go

gimme a timeframe here... I wanna grow my ass hair and pubes to unimaginable lengths for this event.

Fred has a sick camera.. youll see every single crab in my nut nest
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Old 05-05-2013, 23:02   #2002
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Congo, I thought you were better than that.
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Old 05-05-2013, 23:03   #2003
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nice

its up to fred..we just need him to front the $30k.

plus, since we got fred on board we can use the national geographic logo

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Old 05-05-2013, 23:04   #2004
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Congo, I thought you were better than that.
your first mistake was thinking
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Old 05-05-2013, 23:05   #2005
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well fred i had another idea about making a documentary based on having sex with uncontacted tribes but everyones so politically sensitive i don think that would really get off the ground

the title is: "Contact"

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Old 05-05-2013, 23:24   #2006
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well fred i had another idea about making a documentary based on having sex with uncontacted tribes but everyones so politically sensitive i don think that would really get off the ground

the title is: "Contact"
Do you think we can rope in Jodie Foster for some lesbian action?


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Old 05-05-2013, 23:27   #2007
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probably not

but damn that was a great movie!
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Luke07 - what does that photo have to do with anything?
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Old 05-05-2013, 23:51   #2010
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Luke07 - what does that photo have to do with anything?
flashbacks to your first sexual encounter?

and no, not with the lez broad
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I gotta admit... the best masturbatory experience Ive had was with a snifter of brandy, hot plate of lasagna, and a first edition Vanishing World: The Endangered Arctic.

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Don't be pricks, guys.

I started it, but it's too far.


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Old 05-05-2013, 23:58   #2013
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This thread is hilarious. Jasper masterminding another forum purge.


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it's a nice photo fred

i like it
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Old 05-05-2013, 23:59   #2015
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I gotta admit... the best masturbatory experience Ive had was with a snifter of brandy, hot plate of lasagna, and a first edition Vanishing World: The Endangered Arctic.

man this made me so hungry

i want lasagna
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Old 06-05-2013, 00:00   #2016
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Don't be pricks, guys.

I started it, but it's too far.
Nah, I dig the photos. I've even complimented his camera.

But I don't dig Fred.
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Old 06-05-2013, 00:00   #2017
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I want lasagna too.

Will settle for pizza. Delivery rules.
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Old 06-05-2013, 00:23   #2018
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I've shared some stories, tons of unpublished photos and other things here in the past. Because I thought they could mean something to someone, and because I liked the community here and made a bunch of friends. I wanted to give something back.

But having my name called out and being personally attacked kinda made my day.

Joking is one thing, making it personal is another.

So I'm done here. Bye everyone.
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Old 06-05-2013, 00:29   #2019
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I've shared some stories, tons of unpublished photos and other things here in the past. Because I thought they could mean something to someone, and because I liked the community here and made a bunch of friends. I wanted to give something back.

But having my name called out and being personally attacked kinda made my day.

Joking is one thing, making it personal is another.

So I'm done here. Bye everyone.


Noone said your name, you vaj. Calm the fuck down.
For someone who likes to dish it, you really dont like to take it.
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Old 06-05-2013, 00:39   #2020
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c'mon Fred.



"I wantchu back, for goooood"
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