Official: Zlatan Ibrahimović Thread II

damn · May 24, 2013

Congo Powers said:
what country u gotta live in to have never met a gay person?

africa

MrKuuk · May 24, 2013

forward said:
Why am I not surprised that you +1 that stupid completely fucking random comment from Fredlick.

Why you are not surprised? Sorry, can´t help you, I´m not aspiring to become a psychiatrist. I´m more into pulmonology and cardiology.

forward · May 24, 2013

Congo Powers said:
what country u gotta live in to have never met a gay person?

Besides my home country, I've lived in the US for 1.5 years and in Lithuania for 4 years.
Maybe among the people I met, it wasn't common to immediately mention their sexual preferences. :lol:

How about you Congo? What's the common way of handling this in 'murica? Is it the first thing you tell to new people you meet?

damn · May 24, 2013

MrKuuk said:
Why you are not surprised? Sorry, can´t help you, I´m not aspiring to become a psychiatrist. I´m more into pulmonology and cardiology.

good then maybe you can explain why my heart pounds and I'm short of breath every time lucia posts :b:

#sosmooth
#gettinginthere

MrKuuk · May 24, 2013

de nuttela said:
Are you Swedish?

Four years is a lot man. You must be there for some reason like studying or the wifey. Just visit family and friends often.

It´s a very long time indeed! Yes, I´m Swedish. And yes, it´s because of studies, both me and my wife moved here four years ago and it´ll be another two...

We go to Sweden during the summer but we need to work the entire time in order to pay for tuition. So... not alot of time for family and friends I´m afraid.

damn · May 24, 2013

forward said:
Besides my home country, I've lived in the US for 1.5 years and in Lithuania for 4 years.
Maybe among the people I met, it wasn't common to immediately mention their sexual preferences.

How about you Congo? What's the common way of handling this in 'murica? Is it the first thing you tell to new people you meet?

he uses grindr

forward · May 24, 2013

So it is confirmed. Swedes take being a fan to Justin Bieber level.

Those poor poor vikings. :head:

MrKuuk · May 24, 2013

forward said:
Besides my home country, I've lived in the US for 1.5 years and in Lithuania for 4 years.
Maybe among the people I met, it wasn't common to immediately mention their sexual preferences.

How about you Congo? What's the common way of handling this in 'murica? Is it the first thing you tell to new people you meet?

Seriously? Did you also live here? Why? Everyone I meet don´t even know it´s a country.

damn said:
good then maybe you can explain why my heart pounds and I'm short of breath every time lucia posts

#sosmooth
#gettinginthere

It´s normal. She´s a girl (I´m guessing based on her name) with a very good taste in football players. Your sympathetic nervous system is activated which in turn increases your heart and breathing rate.

forward · May 24, 2013

MrKuuk said:
Seriously? Did you also live here? Why? Everyone I meet don´t even know it´s a country.

Same reason as you.

Goodfella · May 24, 2013

forward said:
Besides my home country, I've lived in the US for 1.5 years and in Lithuania for 4 years.
Maybe among the people I met, it wasn't common to immediately mention their sexual preferences.

How about you Congo? What's the common way of handling this in 'murica? Is it the first thing you tell to new people you meet?

Is MrKuuk your alter-ego?

MrKuuk · May 24, 2013

forward said:
Same reason as you.

Why have you never mentioned this? What uni?

forward · May 24, 2013

MrKuuk said:
Why have you never mentioned this? What uni?

You never asked. LCC International University (Klaipeda).

MrKuuk · May 24, 2013

forward said:
You never asked. LCC International University (Klaipeda).

Do you have a prior relation to Lithuania or did you just come here because of that specific university? Anyway Klaipeda is alot nicer than Kaunas where I live.

forward · May 24, 2013

MrKuuk said:
Do you have a prior relation to Lithuania or did you just come here because of that specific university? Anyway Klaipeda is alot nicer than Kaunas where I live.

No, found out about them by accident to be honest.

I've been to Kaunas only in transit to be honest while traveling to Vilnius and back. It's very Soviet like and also very unsafe (so I heard).

Although Klaipeda could be pretty unsafe as well at times (to foreigners) and also because it's a port city. Had a couple of accidents happen to students while I was there.

p.s. to end on a positive note - I do miss kepta duona and Svyturys Baltas.

badboybjörn · May 24, 2013

For you swedes. Viasat fotboll is showing the 07 cl final now. Milan vs Liverpool. I actually dident c this game before :/

Pitty i know the result but still kinda nice.

MrKuuk · May 24, 2013

forward said:
No, found out about them by accident to be honest.

I've been to Kaunas only in transit to be honest while traveling to Vilnius and back. It's very Soviet like and also very unsafe (so I heard).

Although Klaipeda could be pretty unsafe as well at times (to foreigners) and also because it's a port city. Had a couple of accidents happen to students while I was there.

p.s. to end on a positive note - I do miss kepta duona and Svyturys Baltas.

No prior relation - that´s tough, I know. I hope for your sake they didn´t force you to learn the language. I´m required to since I need to talk to my patients.

Lithuanian people in general are nice, but there´s a high percentage who´s not so nice, especially not to foreigners... and especially not towards annoying foreigners! :lol:

kepta duona! Yeah, that´s one of the few things here that´s tasty!

damn · May 24, 2013

this is so beautiful, forward and MrKuuK BFF :proud:

MrKuuk · May 24, 2013

damn said:
this is so beautiful, forward and MrKuuK BFF

Now you've gone and ruined it!! Anyway, just mention Zlatan and it´ll all be back to normal.

guestposter · May 24, 2013

I am still shocked that forward has never met someone who is gay.

FredX · May 24, 2013

damn said:
this is so beautiful, forward and MrKuuK BFF

I think it's part of Mr. Kuuk's doctor studies.

forward · May 24, 2013

irodrigu said:
I am still shocked that forward has never met someone who is gay.

Jeezz... If it's so important to you, you can be the first one. :thumbsup:

forward · May 24, 2013

damn said:
this is so beautiful, forward and MrKuuK BFF

Who is in the middle? :devilcon:

Damn, is that you? :proud:

Majko · May 24, 2013

God, I came here to read about Zlatan Ibrahimovic, and last 3 pages is just shit posts, mostly from forward. :fp:

And now I just added another shit post here.

badboybjörn · May 24, 2013

You cant have read alot in this thread. This is more or less the standard of whats beeing typed in here, much thanks to forward. Once in a while ppl who like ibra share a few comments on games / goals / future but you cant blink or you will miss those post in the clutter.

FredX · May 24, 2013

Yeah, it's actually insane that forward hasn't been banned from this thread.

99.99% of his posts are aimed to ruin this thread or make fun of people.
If there ever was a world record in trying hard to be annoying, he's broken it hundreds of times now.

Jasper? David?

Nestafan · May 24, 2013

FredX said:
Yeah, it's actually insane that forward hasn't been banned from this thread.

99.99% of his posts are aimed to ruin this thread or make fun of people.
If there ever was a world record in trying hard to be annoying, he's broken it hundreds of times now.

Jasper? David?

I don't dislike you Forward, but Fred is correct here.

We know you don't like Ibra, you've posted it more than enough times.
Why not just let it be now?

Lionheart · May 24, 2013

FredX said:
Yeah, it's actually insane that forward hasn't been banned from this thread.

99.99% of his posts are aimed to ruin this thread or make fun of people.
If there ever was a world record in trying hard to be annoying, he's broken it hundreds of times now.

Jasper? David?

Fuck off forward.

MrKuuk · May 24, 2013

Back to topic! Who do you guys think would be Ibra's ideal partner? Who could PSG realisticaly buy during the window? Any thoughts?

Borgaren · May 24, 2013

FredX said:
Yeah, it's actually insane that forward hasn't been banned from this thread.

99.99% of his posts are aimed to ruin this thread or make fun of people.
If there ever was a world record in trying hard to be annoying, he's broken it hundreds of times now.

Jasper? David?

I would suggest you Forward to do something you enjoy and love instead of wasting your time here, with something you despise. Don't fill your life with hate, so stop reading in here if it annoys you that much. :thumbsup:

FredX · May 24, 2013

MrKuuk said:
Back to topic! Who do you guys think would be Ibra's ideal partner? Who could PSG realisticaly buy during the window? Any thoughts?

Cavani, Rooney or Ronaldo all seem to be targeted by PSG now.

I think Cavani could be the perfect match. It has to be someone who's comfortable with sharing the spotlight and cares more about the team winning than being the top scorer.

Like Ronaldo. Yes, he scored 34 goals. But he fired 235 shots.
Zlatan would have scored 100 if he was that selfish.

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