Official: Zlatan Ibrahimović Thread II

Eccolo · Apr 18, 2013

Exbicit Ö: Facial hair. Zlatan wins

jammin · Apr 18, 2013

Eccolo said:
Exbicit Ö: Facial hair. Zlatan wins

No I disagree actually.

I think Cristiano wins this. Not by much, but still a win for Princess Crissy.

I love Zlatan and all, but just trying to be fair here.

Eccolo · Apr 18, 2013

Okey we will have to agree to disagree

forward · Apr 18, 2013

jammin said:
Assuming, by some miracle, the above mentioned stats (refer Post 8257) are not enough to make you a Zlabeliever, let us look at the total number of goals and appearances in the professional career of both... individuals.

Now let's look at the total appearance:goal ratio for both players.

King Zlatan: 1.99:1
Whiny Bitch: 1.61:1

Now I know some of you may not be as mathematically adapt as me, so let me put it in English:

Larger numbers = better
Zlatan has larger number of 1.99 than Cristiano number 1.61
Therefore Zlatan is the better footballer.

This deserves to be quoted at least 10 times. :star:

I'll be the first. :proud:

forward · Apr 18, 2013

jammin said:
No I disagree actually.

I think Cristiano wins this. Not by much, but still a win for Princess Crissy.

I love Zlatan and all, but just trying to be fair here.

i <3 u jammin

damn · Apr 18, 2013

jammin said:

ace of hearts = gay (not sure if thats good or bad :devilcon:

)
acees and eights = always do the job

Sage · Apr 18, 2013

damn said:
even pirlo >>>> ibra

ladri fan

damn · Apr 18, 2013

Sage said:
ladri fan

i'm not a ladro if it's statistically true

the numbers don't lie

Sage · Apr 18, 2013

whoscored is a n00b site

MrKuuk · Apr 18, 2013

Two pages of Zlatan bashing because he had a crap game? Wow, now a get to use an abbreviation I haven´t used since I was 14 - GAL!

Btw it means Get A Life. Clever huh?

MilanFanFromSwe · Apr 18, 2013

Helena and Zlatan are searching after apartment in Milano :O

FredX · Apr 18, 2013

Well, like I said.

FredX said:
Of course. He's a better player, doesn't dive, doesn't spend 3 hours a day in front of the mirror, doesn't get mad when a team mate scores, doesn't need 20 shots per goal, and unlike her he's a guarantee for titles.

And another one. Zlatan doesn't buy children from their mothers.

Soldier_of_god · Apr 18, 2013

zlantan vs crisitiano lol? Its a tough call besides i love zlatan but cristina wins this hands down, i.e if you want to win UCL ofcourse but if it's regarding league championships, there is only one winner.

Eccolo · Apr 18, 2013

He does actually get mad when teammates score. I remember when Balotelli scored a goal and Zlatan was pissed that he didnt pass him the ball.

badboybjörn · Apr 18, 2013

Generalizing and saying ibra gets mad when teammates scores is absolutely ridiculous. Beyond so actually.

Did he ever? maybe..

Jasper · Apr 18, 2013

badboybjörn said:
Generalizing and saying ibra gets mad when teammates scores is absolutely ridiculous. Beyond so actually.

Did he ever? maybe..

He did when the team had agreed to help him go for capocannoniere and Balo didn't get the memo :lol:

Eccolo · Apr 18, 2013

I didnt say he always does it. Just that he has done it on occassion. Its not like Crissy throws a hissy fit everytime he doesnt score.

Btw refering to Jaspers post. I think that is a pretty odd thing to do. I mean if you are in a good scoring opportunity of course you should try to score, which was what Balotelli did

forward · Apr 18, 2013

But how do they compare in swag? :conf:

jammin, we need exhibit S.

leaf · Apr 18, 2013

jammin said:
Assuming, by some miracle, the above mentioned stats (refer Post 8257) are not enough to make you a Zlabeliever, let us look at the total number of goals and appearances in the professional career of both... individuals.

Now let's look at the total appearance:goal ratio for both players.

King Zlatan: 1.99:1
Whiny Bitch: 1.61:1

Now I know some of you may not be as mathematically adapt as me, so let me put it in English:

Larger numbers = better
Zlatan has larger number of 1.99 than Cristiano number 1.61
Therefore Zlatan is the better footballer.

You're being sarcastic right?....CR7's stats are far better than iBra's except if you combine assists to get "responsible for goals" :proud:

FredX · Apr 18, 2013

leaf said:
You're being sarcastic right?....CR7's stats are far better than iBra's except if you combine assists to get "responsible for goals"

Of course you combine them. Why wouldn't you?

Lucia · Apr 18, 2013

MarioReality · Apr 18, 2013

Mino Raiola: "Is Ibrahimovic’s future in Paris? Today yes, but perhaps tomorrow no."

Juve.

Eccolo · Apr 18, 2013

Pssst...juventuz.com

You are welcome zlatanfans

Sage · Apr 18, 2013

you would know, you're a member + fan there

Eccolo · Apr 18, 2013

Can you please link me to that gif that says "hold the fuck up". I think it would fit nicely.

FredX · Apr 18, 2013

MarioReality said:
Juve.

Well, why not read the whole thing. Taking only a sentence is like presenting striker stats without the assists.

http://sport.repubblica.it/news/sport/calcio-raiola-ibrahimovic-torna-in-italia-quasi-impossibile/4332889?refresh_ce

Mino Rajola, agent of Zlatan Ibrahimovic, does not close completely the door to a return to Italy of Swedish: 'The future of Ibrahimovic and' in Paris? Today, 'but maybe not tomorrow - says cryptically Rajola - In the transfer market everything' was possible, so I do not close the door to anything. He is 'happy in Paris and Paris Saint Germain are pleased with him, I do not see a reason to leave. But Ibra was also happy at Milan and then 'went to PSG ... I think it is almost impossible to come back to Italy. And the almost 'linked to Juve? If it comes back in Italy there are 2 or 3 teams that could take: AC Milan, Inter and Juve. But there are also around Real Madrid, Manchester City and Chelsea. The Serie A in pole if they leave PSG? Ibrahimovic has never made any secret that Italy 'in his heart, and' his second home.''

MarioReality · Apr 18, 2013

FredX said:
Well, why not read the whole thing. Taking only a sentence is like presenting striker stats without the assists.

http://sport.repubblica.it/news/sport/calcio-raiola-ibrahimovic-torna-in-italia-quasi-impossibile/4332889?refresh_ce

Mino Rajola, agent of Zlatan Ibrahimovic, does not close completely the door to a return to Italy of Swedish: 'The future of Ibrahimovic and' in Paris? Today, 'but maybe not tomorrow - says cryptically Rajola - In the transfer market everything' was possible, so I do not close the door to anything. He is 'happy in Paris and Paris Saint Germain are pleased with him, I do not see a reason to leave. But Ibra was also happy at Milan and then 'went to PSG ... I think it is almost impossible to come back to Italy. And the almost 'linked to Juve? If it comes back in Italy there are 2 or 3 teams that could take: AC Milan, Inter and Juve. But there are also around Real Madrid, Manchester City and Chelsea. The Serie A in pole if they leave PSG? Ibrahimovic has never made any secret that Italy 'in his heart, and' his second home.''

Only one team that can afford and need an Ibra in Italy... Juve.

Lots of blah blah blah in there... He's going back to Juve

Senatore_M84 · Apr 18, 2013

i dont think he's going back to juventus

i think mino's fishing for higher wages for him, since he knows PSG got the dough

however if he did, vidal/marchisio would combine for 20+ goals

Eccolo · Apr 18, 2013

Yea thats a possibility aswell. When Mino speaks you know something is up

Christian · Apr 18, 2013

FredX said:
...

Good news is you can use your old Juve shirt :thumbsup:

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