The Red & Black Forums | An AC Milan Community The Red & Black Forums | An AC Milan Community The Red & Black Forums | An AC Milan Community

Go Back   The Red & Black Forums > Other > Off Topic

Off Topic You can talk here about everything that doesn't fit in the rest of the forums (movies, music, games etc.)



Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 25-05-2012, 19:51   #21
derpu
AC Milan Icon
 
derpu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Singapore
Fav. Players: Demetrio Albertini, Prinz Eugen
Default

gaizka22?


Signature
derpu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 19:51   #22
Casualista
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Default

yahim
Casualista is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 19:59   #23
Congo Powers
apotheosis berlusconi
 
Congo Powers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Sheva
Default

its difficult to tell this story but...here goes....

in the late 80's my mother and father were on a honeymoon holiday tour of switzerland and northern italy (alps). skiing, sightseeing, enjoying the local views etc. eventually they ambled their way down from the mountains south to the city of milan. my mother was very beautiful in her youth...a very desirable american woman in the eyes of the italian men. a certain silvio berlusconi was the mayor of this city....you see...this is where things get complicated....you see....at this time my mother and father were as of yet without child. the marriage had been consummated, of course...but. continuing on, one late evening my father and mother where beginning to initiate intercourse, when....quite inexplicably...a shadowy, almost ethereal figure appeared in the room---their room was locked...they were on the 6th floor of the building. the figure immediately grabbed my father on his shoulders...this is...phew..hard.....then the figure forcefully entered my father from the rear. now, bear in mind...my father was simultaneously entering my mother. this mysterious figure flying above the city-scape of milan entered my parents hotel room....penetrated my father, then either manipulated the physiology of him or somehow possessed his body to also penetrate my mother. this......was the night i was conceived. as you can probably infer...the figure was silvio berlusconi.


Signature
I will become even more undignified than this
Congo Powers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:01   #24
Casualista
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Default






berluception.
Casualista is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:02   #25
Sonny.Bill.Williams
WUNDERKIND
 
Sonny.Bill.Williams's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Cape Town,South Africa
Default

Sonny.Bill.Williams is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:06   #26
Ashish
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Florida
Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning
Default

Your dad was an extremely good defender but berlu just did a deflected goal
Ashish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:09   #27
Sage
Reinmēkā
 
Sage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Congo Powers View Post
its difficult to tell this story but...here goes....

in the late 80's my mother and father were on a honeymoon holiday tour of switzerland and northern italy (alps). skiing, sightseeing, enjoying the local views etc. eventually they ambled their way down from the mountains south to the city of milan. my mother was very beautiful in her youth...a very desirable american woman in the eyes of the italian men. a certain silvio berlusconi was the mayor of this city....you see...this is where things get complicated....you see....at this time my mother and father were as of yet without child. the marriage had been consummated, of course...but. continuing on, one late evening my father and mother where beginning to initiate intercourse, when....quite inexplicably...a shadowy, almost ethereal figure appeared in the room---their room was locked...they were on the 6th floor of the building. the figure immediately grabbed my father on his shoulders...this is...phew..hard.....then the figure forcefully entered my father from the rear. now, bear in mind...my father was simultaneously entering my mother. this mysterious figure flying above the city-scape of milan entered my parents hotel room....penetrated my father, then either manipulated the physiology of him or somehow possessed his body to also penetrate my mother. this......was the night i was conceived. as you can probably infer...the figure was silvio berlusconi.


seek help


Signature

Creatore della storia
Sage is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:09   #28
Wild
*Rejuvenation*
 
Wild's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lebanon-Beirut
Fav. Players: Baresi - Maldini - Nesta - Jessica Alba
Default

Loving players who wear the shirt & hatting on them as soon as they wear another shirt specially when they start talking shit about the club is enough reason for me.


Signature
Wild is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:12   #29
KujaIX
Allegri fanboy
 
KujaIX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Fav. Players: Allegri, Romagnoli, Bonaventura, Prince, Yepes, Nesta, Seedorf
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sage View Post


seek help
I know. I mean... god. Berlusconi was never mayor of Milan!


Signature
Phillipe Mexes of R&B Mafia Games
Silvio Berlusconi - Forever in our hearts
KujaIX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:18   #30
nuttela
Super Bludfam
 
nuttela's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Default

the day congo gets banned i leave this forum.


Signature


Quote:
Originally Posted by AC_Wesley View Post
GOOOOOOOOL DEEEEL MILAAAAAAAN. HA ILLUMINATO SAN SIRO IL NUMERO UNDICI...GIAMPAOLO....PAZZINIIII....GIAMPAOLO....P AZZINI....GIAMPAOLO PAZZINI!!
nuttela is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:34   #31
Ashish
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Florida
Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning
Default

congo self ban please
Ashish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:53   #32
Congo Powers
apotheosis berlusconi
 
Congo Powers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Sheva
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashish View Post
congo self ban please
ok...

how long for?


Signature
I will become even more undignified than this
Congo Powers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:55   #33
Ashish
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Florida
Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning
Default

1 min .. till nutella never comes back
Ashish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 20:56   #34
Congo Powers
apotheosis berlusconi
 
Congo Powers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Sheva
Default

how bout like..5 days?
nutella's can be more


Signature
I will become even more undignified than this
Congo Powers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 21:02   #35
Ashish
Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Florida
Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning
Default

forget it... forum will go mad ...

they will be screaming

Ashish is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 21:13   #36
Congo Powers
apotheosis berlusconi
 
Congo Powers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Sheva
Default



Signature
I will become even more undignified than this
Congo Powers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 21:28   #37
necromancer
Defence of Champions
 
necromancer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Johannesburg
Fav. Players: Nesta, Maldini, Buffon, Rino*Pirlo*Clarence, Sheva, Totti, Ibra, Pippo, Giacomo, Carlo, Il Dottore
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Congo Powers View Post
its difficult to tell this story but...here goes....

in the late 80's my mother and father were on a honeymoon holiday tour of switzerland and northern italy (alps). skiing, sightseeing, enjoying the local views etc. eventually they ambled their way down from the mountains south to the city of milan. my mother was very beautiful in her youth...a very desirable american woman in the eyes of the italian men. a certain silvio berlusconi was the mayor of this city....you see...this is where things get complicated....you see....at this time my mother and father were as of yet without child. the marriage had been consummated, of course...but. continuing on, one late evening my father and mother where beginning to initiate intercourse, when....quite inexplicably...a shadowy, almost ethereal figure appeared in the room---their room was locked...they were on the 6th floor of the building. the figure immediately grabbed my father on his shoulders...this is...phew..hard.....then the figure forcefully entered my father from the rear. now, bear in mind...my father was simultaneously entering my mother. this mysterious figure flying above the city-scape of milan entered my parents hotel room....penetrated my father, then either manipulated the physiology of him or somehow possessed his body to also penetrate my mother. this......was the night i was conceived. as you can probably infer...the figure was silvio berlusconi.
Legendary.
necromancer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 21:33   #38
Dottore Joey
Vice
 
Dottore Joey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Iceland
Fav. Players: Zlatastic, Messi, Ronaldo Duo, Sheva, Maldini, Nesta, SES, Montolivo, Sigurdsson, Lloris
Default

Congo Powers.

Internet Legend. I'll tell my grandkids about you. And of course educate them about Silvio.


Signature
Dottore Joey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 22:03   #39
squaresolid
8-bit noise~
 
squaresolid's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: █║││█║▌║║█║║▌
Fav. Players: ▌║║█║║▌│║█║█│
Default

i'll troll in other internet forums using your username congo


Signature
squaresolid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-05-2012, 23:41   #40
crazy4milan
Exotic Stevie G
 
crazy4milan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Costa Rica
Fav. Players: Maldini,Weah,Nesta,Dida
Default

I supported Vogel with Switzerland in the 2006 WC...and said fuck you Sheva when they met up in the 2nd round.


Signature
Brocchi si nasce, campioni si diventa
crazy4milan is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:05.





Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
2002-2011 The Red & Black Forums. These are fan forums and are in no way affiliated with AC Milan S.p.A.