The Rumour Commode XXIV: The Reality Era Continues

AndreiX said:

more like:

what the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch ? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with lying to me over the Internet about broadcasting Serie A ? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA #taskforce and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" little misdirection about the Serie A was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Massaro94 said:

Messi fanboys
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MarioReality said:

yes.

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Hugh Janus said:

don't forget to thank the matrix

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Massaro94 said:

When he crosses with his right foot, for higuain in the derby, u will be.

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Hugh Janus said:

don't forget to thank the matrix

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Oedipus said:

Whats gorilla warfare? Slinging your shit at helpdeskemployees?

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van Basten said:

Dont be sore... that was genuinely funny

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AndreiX said:

don't watch this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4e8ka0oZHM

origin

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Panache said:

Can this Castillejo guy play on the left?

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MarioReality said:

 

fabulous.

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MarioReality said:

fabulous.

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MarioReality said:

looks pretty good for 22. good ball control and hella acceleration.

what's wrong w him?

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Congo Powers said:

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MarioReality said:

fabulous.

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MarioReality said:

fabulous.

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Oedipus said:

The golden shoes and tight pants might distract people, but this guy has the longest pinkie finger on the goddamn globe. This guy is basically the Mirabelli of pink fingers.

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Massaro94 said:

I used to cheer for Gonzalo .... as long as they aint scoring against us.

Should appreciate the true goats of the beautiful game

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SixOneFive said:

+1 that's what I'm screaming

Kind of odd that we are looking to get another RW, but other than that idk why people have been crucifying this guy. He's young, not slow, looks to be pretty decent with that left foot, and he could be key to getting rid of the fisherman.

Did anyone hear watch more than like....3 or 4 Villareal games last season?? I'll trust Leo and Paolo until they give me a good reason not to.

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Congo Powers said:

is there a new quota that senatore galliani put in place for lombardia or

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