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Old 01-09-2013, 03:35   #81
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i dont understand...there are pics where she's wearing a bottom and you cannot see her donkey dick protruding at all
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:21   #82
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:11   #83
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My crush from home posted a picture with her and some guy. Hit me right in the feelings. I had a nightmare, couldn't sleep, got bored, went on the computer, and then I saw it. Yikes.

It makes me feel like a hypocrite, seeing as I've boned this one girl, and made out with another. It makes me jealous / feel bad... Can't sleep now... its 6:10 AM in my part of America.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:40   #84
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Hit me right in the feelings.

Ok Sir.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:41   #85
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Hit me right in the feelings.

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Old 02-09-2013, 11:48   #86
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Buddy.
Hit me right in the buddies.
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Old 03-09-2013, 05:11   #87
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girl i banged on wednesday has a boyfriend now... jon is sad

it's amazing how somethings change so quickly

can't be discouraged however

edit - im now a "world cup winner" so yeah i'm not too upset
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Old 03-09-2013, 05:19   #88
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girl i banged on wednesday has a boyfriend now... jon is sad

it's amazing how somethings change so quickly

can't be discouraged however

edit - im now a "world cup winner" so yeah i'm not too upset



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Old 03-09-2013, 05:36   #89
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I'm actually sad right now fuck I went from having a great birthday weekend / having promising prospects in the women department to having no love life in a matter of hours. fawk

and shaarawy didnt retweet me on my birthday... life is rough
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Old 03-09-2013, 17:43   #90
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hang in there jon. seems like you actually care about having a good relationship with someone, which makes you twice as much of a catch as the other player-types out there

you will meet someone like-minded who will appreciate you for that soon enough

besides, aren't you pretty young? give yourself some time to find someone worthwhile to have feelings about!


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Old 03-09-2013, 18:01   #91
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So this is why they say never look for the truth in your mother's eyes.
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Old 03-09-2013, 18:04   #92
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jon check out the chick who is passing by your window, look at that ass moving like a sinusoidal wave. tahts the one. next one. you are fucking young, find another one, bone the chick with boyfriend/girl fried/no friend, use protection kid.

love fuck off you are too young for that shit

20 year old kid. what the fuck man. man up
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Old 03-09-2013, 18:47   #93
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girl i banged on wednesday has a boyfriend now... jon is sad
How young are you?

Also if you banged her on wednesday and 3 days later she has a boyfriend, you should not even be sad about it, she's not worth it.


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Old 03-09-2013, 19:46   #94
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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Old 03-09-2013, 20:25   #95
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How young are you?

Also if you banged her on wednesday and 3 days later she has a boyfriend, you should not even be sad about it, she's not worth it.
just turned 20
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Old 03-09-2013, 23:05   #96
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considered talking to cute girl in supermarket, turn around to get onions, she starts looking through my cart... uwotm8?!? i said wrong cart and she awkwardly left.
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Old 04-09-2013, 01:04   #97
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The o'le onion ploy...wait,
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Old 04-09-2013, 19:58   #98
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jon check out the chick who is passing by your window, look at that ass moving like a sinusoidal wave. tahts the one. next one. you are fucking young, find another one, bone the chick with boyfriend/girl fried/no friend, use protection kid.

love fuck off you are too young for that shit

20 year old kid. what the fuck man. man up
good advice ashish thanks
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Old 04-09-2013, 20:03   #99
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jon you will be fine, you are way ahead of me when i was 20, well slightly, i was kuja with love and shit

dont waste youth
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Old 04-09-2013, 20:54   #100
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This is sad.


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