The Rumour Commode XXVII: Zorro's Days of Arrogance

Hitchens · Jul 22, 2019

Qaas said:
Exactly. And same people shitting on Hakan are the ones excited for this signing. It just doesn’t add up

Comparing Hakan with Correa is what's not adding up. All they share is the shirt number.

Not easy spotting shrewd inaccuracies when you're working the wrong abacus.

Milanista92 · Jul 22, 2019

Hitchens said:
Comparing Hakan with Correa is what's not adding up. All they share is the shirt number.

Not easy spotting shrewd inaccuracies when you're working the wrong abacus.

right, both are bad at shooting. But correa can dribble and move around, hakan doesn't do shit

Pingu · Jul 22, 2019

necromancer said:
Really? Wasted opportunity.

I have a long-sleeved 12-13 Montolivo top. It is the most valuable treasure in the world, an ode to a great captain.

jk ugly shirt for a shit player much prefer any other shirt I have

Pingu · Jul 22, 2019

IL Diavolo 3 said:
@pingu

https://twitter.com/crazyinrussia/status/1153293395932135424?s=21

This is very fitting for your team of the commode.

Certain member is the guy you’ll see in the video.

Hahahaha..... Yes I know who.

Hitchens · Jul 22, 2019

I have been one of the biggest haters of Hakan in here I think, and for good reason. When the dust settled after the season I was still back in the "there might be something there" camp.

If Giampaolo can unlock him there's plenty of upside, but I'm sceptical.

Bunnee · Jul 22, 2019

Wow, how can someone want to have a, brilliant tho, player for 25mil€, but simultaneously disregarding said players medical condition, who is one knee injury away from a wheelchair. I, for one, am glad, Maldini and Boban are not actively seeking advices from commoders, otherwise that would had become another Palermo.

Hitchens · Jul 22, 2019

Pingu said:
I have a long-sleeved 12-13 Montolivo top. It is the most valuable treasure in the world, an ode to a great captain.

jk ugly shirt for a shit player much prefer any other shirt I have

You're shitting me.

Qaas · Jul 22, 2019

justiface said:
"Flopped"

Hahahahahaha

Who is Correa a flop? He's a fan favourite ffs, the fans even have good songs for him. The only reason why his transfer is possible is because he wants out, not because Atletico is actively seeking to sell him.

Their fans don’t mind him being sold for the mentioned price..
It is a exactly like cutrone case, he is not a starter and some milan fans wouldn’t mind selling him if a good offer came.

Hugh Janus · Jul 22, 2019

Now offer them Hakan and cash for Upamecano.

necromancer · Jul 22, 2019

Pingu said:
I have a long-sleeved 12-13 Montolivo top. It is the most valuable treasure in the world, an ode to a great captain.

jk ugly shirt for a shit player much prefer any other shirt I have

Sorry pingu, that white collared monstrosity is definitely a contender for the worst Milan jersey ever.. and you have it with Montolivo's name :lol:

Neruda · Jul 22, 2019

Why is his right eye so big

IL Diavolo 3 · Jul 22, 2019

Algeria and fashion go hand in hand.

Qaas · Jul 22, 2019

Hitchens said:
Comparing Hakan with Correa is what's not adding up. All they share is the shirt number.

Not easy spotting shrewd inaccuracies when you're working the wrong abacus.

We are not comparing player attributes, but the situation. Both were played out of position and both failed to deliver what their clubs expected from them.

The difference is one being celebrated.

Qaas · Jul 22, 2019

Pingu said:
I have a long-sleeved 12-13 Montolivo top. It is the most valuable treasure in the world, an ode to a great captain.

jk ugly shirt for a shit player much prefer any other shirt I have

I was about to drag you for having such a shit taste, but then I read the last part. Puuuha

Phantomx · Jul 22, 2019

Neruda said:
Why is his right eye so big

Errr ... I think you meant left eye :monto:

Neruda · Jul 22, 2019

IL Diavolo 3 said:
Algeria and fashion go hand in hand.

HE Is fREnCH tHO

Ask congo

Qaas · Jul 22, 2019

Neruda said:
Why is his right eye so big

Left eye*

Neruda · Jul 22, 2019

Phantomx said:
Errr ... I think you meant left eye

My right

MarioReality · Jul 22, 2019

feel disgusting knowing we could have paid so much more for bennacer

are we broke?

Pingu · Jul 22, 2019

Hitchens said:
You're shitting me.

You want me to post a picture of the shirt? I will when I am home from work, just let me know.

Hitchens · Jul 22, 2019

Qaas said:
We are not comparing player attributes, but the situation. Both were played out of position and both failed to deliver what their clubs expected from them.

The difference is one being celebrated.

Main difference I guess is that Correa is quick, dribbly and creates havoc for the opposition even at RM while Hakan is momentously unimpressive as LW. Who even knows what position Hakan excels in? He's played some good matches this season but for the most part he is part of the reason we fail to create offensively. His shot vs goal ratio is second to none in being shit.

The 15 million market value difference on transfermarkt counts for something.

Hitchens · Jul 22, 2019

It's tiring that people are sulking even about a signing like Correa. He will obviously be a great enabler in this team with his unpredictability and speed, creating space and opportunities for everyone from Piatek to Hernandez. That's what we need peeps.

If Depay comes as well, hallelujah.

Neruda · Jul 22, 2019

MarioReality said:
feel disgusting knowing we could have paid so much more for bennacer

are we broke?

For once i agree with MarioReality..

We are buying players from empoli to start. No one worthy of the name ac milan

Pingu · Jul 22, 2019

necromancer said:
Sorry pingu, that white collared monstrosity is definitely a contender for the worst Milan jersey ever.. and you have it with Montolivo's name

I know.. back then I thought Montoleader would amount to something. I think maybe before his injuries we all did. But yes, that shirt was god-awful the collar IS SO BIG.

Pingu · Jul 22, 2019

MarioReality said:
feel disgusting knowing we could have paid so much more for bennacer

are we broke?

Yeah we are. I meant why did M+B not pay his real value after winning and being MVP of AFCON, nearer 30m? Why didn't they tell Arsenal to take their option on him they had rather than let us take him?

Damn fools are stealing by paying peanuts for a player of his calibre. :head:

Pingu · Jul 22, 2019

The Coppa Italia bracket for the 2019/20 season:

• Milan in the same bracket as two other Serie A teams - Lecce and SPAL.

• Milan could potentially face Torino in the quarter finals, should Milan win their round of 16 game.

rossonero1 · Jul 22, 2019

Hitchens said:
It's tiring that people are sulking even about a signing like Correa. He will obviously be a great enabler in this team with his unpredictability and speed, creating space and opportunities for everyone from Piatek to Hernandez. That's what we need peeps.

If Depay comes as well, hallelujah.

Correa is a SS, I would doubt Depay arrives as well.

Hitchens · Jul 22, 2019

rossonero1 said:
Correa is a SS, I would doubt Depay arrives as well.

Depends on the Cutrone situation I guess. Feels like he wants to leave to get more game time which is understandable. With the arrival of Correa that leaves us with Borini, Noodle and Suso as backup SS's. None of which are suitable.

I doubt Depay as a target regardless. I don't think Maldini loves the projected personality.

rossonero1 · Jul 22, 2019

Hitchens said:
Depends on the Cutrone situation I guess. Feels like he wants to leave to get more game time which is understandable. With the arrival of Correa that leaves us with Borini, Noodle and Suso as backup SS's. None of which are suitable.

I doubt Depay as a target regardless. I don't think Maldini loves the projected personality.

Yeah if anything another CF to back up to back up Piatek if Cutrone leaves and that may be it for the attack if Correa joins. Unless they are able to dump more of Suso, Borini, Samu then maybe more arrivals in attack. Need like 2 more mids. 1/2 CBs depending how long Caldara will take to recover.

brk · Jul 22, 2019

Pingu said:
The Coppa Italia bracket for the 2019/20 season:

• Milan in the same bracket as two other Serie A teams - Lecce and SPAL.

• Milan could potentially face Torino in the quarter finals, should Milan win their round of 16 game.

Whoever did this poster needs to be fired. Missing lines for Juve-Roma semifinal, dates are the wrong year... Just terrible...

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