Kevin-Prince Boateng Thread

Congo Powers · Dec 28, 2013

i wonder what its like to be a virgin

General · Dec 28, 2013

KPB has a brother?

Casualista · Dec 28, 2013

Haha i bet the family gatherings must really suck.

Jerome: I've been super busy winning the treble preparing for world cup and stuff. What have u been upto Prince?

Prince: Oh... ahh..... I tried some chanel last night... yeah...

jammin · Dec 28, 2013

That guy who dates Melissa Satta.

jammin · Dec 28, 2013

Tfat said:
Haha i bet the family gatherings must really suck.

Jerome: I've been super busy winning the treble preparing for world cup and stuff. What have u been upto Prince?

Prince: Oh... ahh..... I tried some chanel last night... yeah...

Oh you know, just banging a supermodel, earning fat stacks at Schalke etc. etc.

Casualista · Dec 28, 2013

jamminsheva said:
That guy who dates Melissa Satta.

Thats how I know him as well, "the guy who dates Melissa Satta." and "Jerome's brother". Nothing football related though.

General · Dec 28, 2013

Wait.. Who is this Jerome guy?

jammin · Dec 28, 2013

General said:
Wait.. Who is this Jerome guy?

That guy who got into a fight with Balotelli at City and subsequently told to gtfo.

Congo Powers · Dec 28, 2013

i always thought kevin prince was famous for his tattoos

Casualista · Dec 28, 2013

Jerome: Hey brother, I heard you joined Schalke over the summer and had to take a pay cut as well. How come I didnt see you when you played against us??

KPB: I was there Jerome. I contributed in conceding a goal in the 4-0 thrashing you gave me.

leaf · Dec 28, 2013

Tfat said:
Thats how I know him as well, "the guy who dates Melissa Satta." and "Jerome's brother". Nothing football related though.

Congo Powers said:
i always thought kevin prince was famous for his tattoos

Tfat said:
Jerome: Hey brother, I heard you joined Schalke over the summer and had to take a pay cut as well. How come I didnt see you when you played against us??

KPB: I was there Jerome. I contributed in conceding a goal in the 4-0 thrashing you gave me.

jammin · Dec 28, 2013

Congo Powers said:
i always thought kevin prince was famous for his tattoos

Beauty of a tattoo.

Mario · Dec 28, 2013

jamminsheva said:
Yet Kevin Prince Boateng is more well known than his ugly brother.

This is sooo true

General · Dec 28, 2013

No no no no! it's the red and black forums you dudes should be investigatin

The crime of sullying the impecable reputation of Germany for being a peace loving country is the real travesty here. Why U waste your time for someone who got put in the hospital??

http://www.dw.de/schalkes-kevin-pri...eet-in-kaarst-police-investigating/a-17325867

Congo Powers · Dec 28, 2013

what kind of person would attack a father visiting his son on christmas day

#wow

Casualista · Dec 28, 2013

What people think when Jerome is mentioned:

What people think when Prince is mentioned:

jammin · Dec 28, 2013

Google search Boateng. Check what is the first result.

Casualista · Dec 28, 2013

Google Boateng sucks and see the first result.

jammin · Dec 28, 2013

The most publicity Jerome Boateng has ever gotten was when he played his brother in the 2010 WC. That and when he fought with Balotelli.

He is "that other guy" in the Bayern team, the one you'll forget when trying to name the 2013 CL champions team.

Casualista · Dec 28, 2013

The most publicity Prince Boateng ever got was because of Pro Patria fans. And nothing to do with his football skills or achievements.

He is "the gimmick" of the Boateng family, the one you'll laugh at when you think he was once a number 10 for milan.

Congo Powers · Dec 28, 2013

imagine the level of bitterness and jealousy that would motivate somebody to physically attack a guy visiting his son on xmas.

like......ok, lets SUPPOSE it was someone connected to his exwife..like a lover/brother or something.

here comes KPB to visit his SON....yes, fractured families are difficult and awkward to navigate during the holidays especially.....but to wait outside of the house and suckerpunch him as he's leaving??? WOW that is seriously hi levels of salt

meanwhile KPB goes home in his ferrari/lambo/etc searching for comfort in the bosom of satta

the attacker?? seething with salt, still

jammin · Dec 28, 2013

Jerome: Hey older half-brother! What have you done this past year?
Prince: Oh you know, playing football, fucking bitches, fighting racism, leading the FIFA Anti-Racism Taskforce, speaking at the UN etc. etc.
What about you, younger half-brother?
Jerome: I won a CL... no really, I play for Bayern, CB, I wear the no. 17 shirt, ask Lahm! I'm srsly!

Casualista · Dec 28, 2013

Meanwhile..

Casualista · Dec 28, 2013

Jerome: Hey brother just returned from Morocco with the club world cup trophy. What have you been upto?

KPB: I got punched in the face.

Jerome: Story of our lives eh Prince?

Congo Powers · Dec 28, 2013

look at the happy family

i bet jerome said something like: "hey man i hope u feel ok"

Sir Crookodile · Dec 28, 2013

Tfat said:
The most publicity Prince Boateng ever got was because of Pro Patria fans. And nothing to do with his football skills or achievements.

He is "the gimmick" of the Boateng family, the one you'll laugh at when you think he was once a number 10 for milan.

You're going overboard.

Two brothers who play(ed) for two very successful clubs. That's a good football family and I see no reason for brothers to fight unless they had a very shitty relationship from beginning. Which they don't.

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This thread started from scratch and yet it has already sidetracked to fucked upness.

..I thought I had too much free-time but guess I wasn't the only one.

jammin · Dec 28, 2013

Jerome: I got spanked by Guardiola!

Casualista · Dec 28, 2013

He isnt even looking at him :lol:

Congo Powers · Dec 28, 2013

not looking at the camera either...

jerome..what are u looking at jerome....helloooooo

jammin · Dec 28, 2013

Jerome's in the hoooouse, watch your mouth!

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