The Rumour Commode XXIII: The Reality Era

Who will be our #9?

  • Ciro; no-nonsense Serie A-certified poachers are our thing

    Votes: 25 18.8%

  • Higuain; 25-goal season with the Milanello diet (Pasta Si, Burger No!)

    Votes: 55 41.4%

  • Benzema; Cristiano vs Karim for the Capocannoniere

    Votes: 10 7.5%

  • Zaza; For the acrobatic goals

    Votes: 5 3.8%

  • Dybala; Will always look better in Rossoneri

    Votes: 9 6.8%

  • Morata; Your Rejects are our Queens

    Votes: 12 9.0%

  • Pavoletti; But why not?

    Votes: 3 2.3%

  • Someone else

    Votes: 14 10.5%
  • Total voters
    133
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van Basten said:
Yr mistaken, seems to be a trend with you... but no, I'm not a Gattuso. I'm 181cm
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You'd surprised but being a manlet isn't merely about height. It's how you carry yourself being vertically challenged. Rino Gattuso is in no shape or form a manlet.

I'll be merciful today and pretend 6 feet isn't the cutoff.

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cant believe this disgusting amphibian represents ac milan, the most successful club in the world.
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Not for long, I hope.
 
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Not my fight, but quick Q, Raz: Wots wrong with dogs? Dogs are awesum! Wish I were allowed to keep one.
 
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dont get me started on humpty dumpty aka mirabelli who talks like a villager. what an embarrassment. we legit went from champagne and caviar to diet coke and anchovies...
 
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Alec said:
I'm sure there are all sorts of Chavettes to mesmerize in London
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And all kinds of good girls from Vienna over her, getting away from the monotony of relationships...


Hey MR, come London and bring your pup, we can hang
 
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Alec said:
You'd surprised but being a manlet isn't merely about height. It's how you carry yourself being vertically challenged. Rino Gattuso is in no shape or form a manlet.

I'll be merciful today and pretend 6 feet isn't the cutoff.
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Lol! This child. If the way you carry yrself on the forum is any indication... the difference between you and dcfan is that dc guy is honest!
 
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.A.K. said:
And all kinds of good girls from Vienna over her, getting away from the monotony of relationships...


Hey MR, come London and bring your pup, we can hang
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Oh, a lesbian destination? Interesting.

van Basten said:
Lol! This child. If the way you carry yrself on the forum is any indication... the difference between you and dcfan is that dc guy is honest!
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There might be a few other glaring differences.
 
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van Basten said:
Not my fight, but quick Q, Raz: Wots wrong with dogs? Dogs are awesum! Wish I were allowed to keep one.
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Didn't say there was anything wrong with dogs. I love all animals. Except all the flying, stinging insects. Especially hornets and mosquitoes. They can all go extinct for all I care
 
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Raz said:
Didn't say there was anything wrong with dogs. I love all animals. Except all the flying, stinging insects. Especially hornets and mosquitoes. They can all go extinct for all I care
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All creatures great and small.

But, hey, high 5 with you being all good on dogs. By all means, do take the piss out man purses and fanny packs
 
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Alec said:
Oh, a lesbian destination? Interesting.



There might be a few other glaring differences.
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You don’t like lesbians? Strange
 
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You don’t like lesbians? Strange
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I don't dislike them but I am not really interested in them seeing as they aren't interested in men.
 
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Milan have chosen Morata and Morata has chosen Milan. The spanish striker only wants Milan. He has already informed Sarri of this. Now it's up to the two clubs on finding an agreement. [@AlfredoPedulla]

Grazie, Mirabelli.
 
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Milan have chosen Morata and Morata has chosen Milan. The spanish striker only wants Milan. He has already informed Sarri of this. Now it's up to the two clubs on finding an agreement. [@AlfredoPedulla]

Omg, this is bad! This is so fucking bad!
I'm panicking right now!
This is an unprecedented catastrophe
This is like Matri, Kalinic, Destro, and Zaza all rolled into one.
Please, someone calm me down
Tell me this is not happening
 
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Neo'82 said:
Milan have chosen Morata and Morata has chosen Milan. The spanish striker only wants Milan. He has already informed Sarri of this. Now it's up to the two clubs on finding an agreement. [@AlfredoPedulla]
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zeus how do you feel about this
 
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van Basten said:
Sorry, yes.
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He totally should hook the commode up with pills. There are definitely a few people that could use some Xanax with how they react to rumors.
 
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SuperP said:
Leonardo did wrong but no one can deny his skill as SD. Tbh I would had wanted to try for Igli Tare, maybe I am biased since I am albanian, but hes done very well with Lazio on a very low budget.
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Since when is having a job a wrong thing? The bloke got fired and found a better job. Move on with your glorious life.
Welcome back Leo. Forza Milan.
Happy the baldie is no longer here.
 
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Neo'82 said:
Milan have chosen Morata and Morata has chosen Milan. The spanish striker only wants Milan. He has already informed Sarri of this. Now it's up to the two clubs on finding an agreement. [@AlfredoPedulla]

Grazie, Mirabelli.
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Please be fake news
 
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Sum feckers really have stolen careers as footballers!

Sumbody pls cannon massimo out of Milan.
 
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I will support any player who comes in Milan. But I hate Morata.

He better start scoring 20+ goals a season at Milan.
 
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i can already tell many of you don't like morata because you yourselves are not handsome
 
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Not my first choice, but he will do good here, I'm sure of that
Complete forward, strong, tall, good feet, strong in the air, type of striker we need
 
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