The Red & Black Forums | An AC Milan Community The Red & Black Forums | An AC Milan Community The Red & Black Forums | An AC Milan Community

Go Back   The Red & Black Forums > Other > Off Topic

Off Topic You can talk here about everything that doesn't fit in the rest of the forums (movies, music, games etc.)



Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 29-09-2010, 22:55   #1
Senatore_M84
'The King of RnB'
 
Senatore_M84's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Fav. Players: Clarence Clyde Seedorf
Default Have Capitao Lugano rate your balls

Threads self explanatory.

I got a few for you....

Gimme some ball ratings for these three-





And finally since pre-season camp opened yesterday....
Rate Monta Ellis' balls:


2nd in nba in points in the paint and he's only 6ft3. I think he's got big balls.


Signature
Quote:
Originally Posted by ACmen View Post
Only Milan can punish it's own fans by qualifying for CL. I'm off to sleep, another year wasted. When will this fucker be fired..
#RnB
Senatore_M84 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-09-2010, 22:58   #2
MilanMB
Serendipity
 
MilanMB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Fav. Players: Maldini, Nesta, Gattuso, Romagnoli, Suso, Bonaventura, Bonucci
Default





Signature
#VogliamoMaldini
MilanMB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-09-2010, 23:00   #3
acmilan4ever
Fan of the Sheva's
 
acmilan4ever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Fav. Players: Associazione Calcio Milan
Default



Got balls?
acmilan4ever is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-09-2010, 23:14   #4
Dwa Milan
Milan Per Sempre
 
Dwa Milan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: anywhere with a Milan shirt
Fav. Players: Dejan Savicevic, Pirlo, Kaka,zambrotta,rui costa,sandro nesta,gourcuff, Marco Simone
Default

lol OMG you guys are really serious with this balls thing


Signature
People just want to be entertained, and that's what it is. Truth doesn't matter, because what's entertaining is what people are gonna gravitate towards.
Dwa Milan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-09-2010, 23:20   #5
Corzioli
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Lagos, Nigeria
Fav. Players: Maldini, Pippo, Sheva, Ricky, Messi, Iniesta, Harry Redknapp, Sanosuke Sagara, Chris Redfield.
Default

Fucking boring thread..should be TRASHED!!!!
Corzioli is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 00:18   #6
fertygo
Battering Striker
 
fertygo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Fav. Players: Sheva, Bierhoff, Pippo Inzaghi, Eto'o, Nedved.
Default





Which one that have bigger balls n better hair ?

btw OMG Dida pic on 1st post is so badass.

@corzioli
gtfo


Signature
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leonardo
"Right now it would be like betraying my history, my past with the Rossoneri. It's been a short period of time, and I'm still very close to Milan. Now it would be too difficult to work in Italy, maybe in the future but not now."
- 22nd October 2010.
Two months later...
Gattuso : "Evidently the God of money can produce miracles."
fertygo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 01:55   #7
Calum1903
AC Milan Icon
 
Calum1903's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Default

Ballack and Nedved should both get a massive balls rating. I miss all-round midfielders. Bring back the Eastern Bloc, please.
Calum1903 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 03:05   #8
ww
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Fav. Players: Lugano, Raí, Rogério Ceni, Ambrosini, Gattuso
Default

Brocchi has a good level of balls. Not high but above average. Too bad his balls aren't enough to overwhelm his lack of technique.

Dida has high level of balls and it's interesting to notice that his kind of balls aren't the same of the ones that we're used to, like Lugano's, Gattuso's and Ambrosini's. Dida's balls are more silent but still, great. He's concentrated for the whole game and never get demotivated. It doesn't matter who's the adversary.

Roque Júnior's balls aren't a problem but it's also not something to praise. 2 Roque Júniors wouldn't form a good defense.

I'll watch the video later but I don't know exactly how to rate the balls of basketball.

Robinho doesn't have balls. He shouldn't even be here.

Ballack has high level of balls but still, I think that his balls are a little overrated.

Pirlo has a nice level of balls but not high. Pirlo's balls are enough to not put in risk his amazing technique and class. But he definitely needs protection of at least one player with high level of balls.

Nedved has high level of balls but the problem is that sometimes he loses his mind and start to be too much agressive. I think that it's fair to say that even though he has great balls, he never had a complete control of them.

Nedved has one of the best hairs in the football. I know that he's not nordic but he looks like a badass viking. Pirlo's hair is too much fashion and gay.

But I'm judging the badassness of their hairs. If you wanna know about the swag of their hairs, ask Congo.
ww is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 04:03   #9
Senatore_M84
'The King of RnB'
 
Senatore_M84's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Fav. Players: Clarence Clyde Seedorf
Default

How about these two bast there prime milanistas:





Signature
Quote:
Originally Posted by ACmen View Post
Only Milan can punish it's own fans by qualifying for CL. I'm off to sleep, another year wasted. When will this fucker be fired..
#RnB
Senatore_M84 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 04:05   #10
Centre
AC Milan Legend
 
Centre's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Default

apparently i've missed something... what prompted this thread?


Signature

Quote:
Originally Posted by Congo Powers View Post
AC MILAN. we big dick. deal with it.
Centre is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 07:37   #11
KujaIX
Allegri fanboy
 
KujaIX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Fav. Players: Allegri, Romagnoli, Bonaventura, Prince, Yepes, Nesta, Seedorf
Default

Capitao's raging balls.


Signature
Phillipe Mexes of R&B Mafia Games
Silvio Berlusconi - Forever in our hearts
KujaIX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 09:28   #12
Jasper
Maldini tier
 
Jasper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Mt. Paektu
Fav. Players: 3; Marat Safin; Tiziano Crudeli; 2Pac; Christian Bale; Martin M??rsepp; Mario Balotelli
Default

I don't know, Capitao doesn't strike me as an expert. He just looks like someone obsessed with balls.


Signature
Must follow tumblr - http://milanpeaboss.tumblr.com/

Jasper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 12:38   #13
Az.
Se7en
 
Az.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Fav. Players: Maldini,Shevchenko, Rui Costa, Gattuso, Pippo, Nesta, Ambrosini,Seedorf, Billy,Kaka,Beckham,Zlatan
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Calum1903 View Post
Ballack and Nedved should both get a massive balls rating. I miss all-round midfielders. Bring back the Eastern Bloc, please.




Signature
Cobra Kai never dies
Az. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 12:50   #14
fertygo
Battering Striker
 
fertygo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Fav. Players: Sheva, Bierhoff, Pippo Inzaghi, Eto'o, Nedved.
Default





Leader with big balls or just obsessed mad-man ?

Rate them Capitao.


Signature
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leonardo
"Right now it would be like betraying my history, my past with the Rossoneri. It's been a short period of time, and I'm still very close to Milan. Now it would be too difficult to work in Italy, maybe in the future but not now."
- 22nd October 2010.
Two months later...
Gattuso : "Evidently the God of money can produce miracles."
fertygo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 12:52   #15
Wet Ones
Απορροφάμε
 
Wet Ones's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Rif Mountains
Fav. Players: Whoever helps make Milan untouchable
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by fertygo View Post
I prefer it if Sam rate this one
Wet Ones is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 13:14   #16
Congo Powers
apotheosis berlusconi
 
Congo Powers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Cutrone
Default

am i supposed to post a pic of my balls? is that whats going on?

Last edited by Congo Powers; 30-09-2010 at 13:17.
Congo Powers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 13:44   #17
Sonny.Bill.Williams
WUNDERKIND
 
Sonny.Bill.Williams's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Cape Town,South Africa
Default

Who has the smallest and biggest balls?
Sonny.Bill.Williams is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 15:58   #18
ww
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Fav. Players: Lugano, Raí, Rogério Ceni, Ambrosini, Gattuso
Default

Beckham has above average level of balls but not high.

Rivaldo has high level of balls.

Hugo Chavez has high level of balls. You may disagree with his politics but you gotta have balls to face USA instead of just open your legs and let them fuck you.

I can't say anything about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without getting banned so I'll just be quiet about it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by San Pato View Post
Who has the smallest and biggest balls?
Answering that would be like giving an awards to someone and I'm against this kind of shit.

But among the players with the greatest balls there are Lugano, Gattuso, Ambrosini, Maldini, Drogba, Essien, Kuyt, Gerrard, Kaká, Shevchenko, Inzaghi, Cafú, Maicon...

And among the players with the smallest balls there are Robinho, Fernando Torres, Puyol, Oleguer, Xavi, Quaresma, Neymar, Arbeloa, Reyes, Ronaldinho...
ww is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 16:13   #19
Congo Powers
apotheosis berlusconi
 
Congo Powers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: caroline celico
Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Cutrone
Default

my balls are about the size of cranberries
Congo Powers is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-09-2010, 16:16   #20
ww
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Fav. Players: Lugano, Raí, Rogério Ceni, Ambrosini, Gattuso
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Congo Powers View Post
my balls are about the size of cranberries
Collor too?
ww is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 03:01.





Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
©2002-2011 The Red & Black Forums. These are fan forums and are in no way affiliated with AC Milan S.p.A.