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Old 25-01-2005, 15:12   #1
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Default Favourite "acmilan-online" quotes!

This is sort of inspired by Juninho's signature, instead of collecting special quotes from movies, song lyrics or football commentators, I thought we'd post our favourite sayings from our very own forum members Since the temprature in the forum is a bit high these days, I thought we could cool off a little here
It could be funny, wise, interesting, nicely written or any other reason that makes you think it's worthy of mentioning, but you need to refresh your memroy and dig it out

I always think Donnie's posts are uniquely hilarious, my favourite was:

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Originally Posted by DonippoRuiShevdini
OHHHHHHHHHH......

Rocky Jonur is the incredibly weak Roque Junior.

Actually, I think I will call him Rocky Jonur for now on. That name is about as stupid as he actually is, which makes for a perfect combo.

Hopefully someone will be purchasing Rocky Jonur from us this offseason. I think a bag of beer nuts should be ample compensation to us in order to reserve his services for the future.

Forza Rocky Jonur
The one and only, Passion for *9*

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Ah, I thought they got sort of 'inspired' by this one:



Patches + blotches are all the rage now....


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WARNING: This thread is solely intended for entertainment purposes, any offense or flames are strictly forbidden

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Old 25-01-2005, 17:32   #2
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this is a funny idea.

well, i have seen thousands of notable *quotes* (funny and some totally crazy), don't recall all of them right now but there are some posts with great touch of sense of humour and which are hard to forget. One which was posted by Tello (as you have quoted here) *rocky jonur* is a funny one, my friend J-P's signature text is very funny as well. I remember unrossonero posted a thread with an april fool intention (zizou transfer in 2003) then there are some from p49 (the oxygen mask one). forgive me if i am missing any other notable funny quotes but here are some (immediately recalled from memory without any search in the forums):

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Originally Posted by unrossonero
hey ... this is something:

do you know where they found saddam?
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in the hole costacurta digged
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Originally Posted by DonippoRuiShevdini
Well, they are all psychic. This is why they avoid me altogether.

I see a joke one time: 'I used to date this psychic girl. She left me before we met.'

This guy was walking in my shoes.
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Frankly....... I think unrossonero + *rossonera* should retire. want... some young equally snot-nosed kid there who can still run + doesnt need to be put on oxygene after every 5 mins....
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there is a collection of some *crazy quotes* available as well.

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Originally Posted by riva-11
i will jump from 1000 metres high bridge if Rivaldo is fired from Milan
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Originally Posted by vinnie gallo
Vikash on his day is better than Maradona
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no offence to the authors of last couple of posts. Alhough they were not meant to create humour but trust me they provided real entertainment.

if time permits I will try to post some more quotes, of both kinds (hilarious and crazy)


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Old 25-01-2005, 18:30   #3
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Guys... I wouldn't even know where to start searching..


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Old 25-01-2005, 21:14   #4
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unrossonero:
man, get a grip, i refer to the word itself : where the hell does 'pippitto' comes from? ... i've never heard anyone call someone else 'pippitto' here ... certainly not filippo inzaghi
percik:
Girl.. It came from my mind absolutely from somewhere deep. And it is in full manner describes my attitude to this "prolific" striker



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Old 26-01-2005, 11:08   #5
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When time permits, I will scour the trenches looking for some. As soon as I saw this topic, I was instantly thinking of the Vikashia-Diego comparison, but Omer has unearthed that one.


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Old 27-01-2005, 13:16   #6
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hey ... this is something:

do you know where they found saddam?
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in the hole costacurta digged
LOL! You know I hadn't read this one before

Some more quotes on the way, though I have to admit I expected more enthusiasm to the topic
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Old 28-01-2005, 03:10   #7
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I dont remember who wrote this, it's something like...

Someone wrote:
I don't know why JDT plays so well for Denmark but was so crap at milan

And someone reply this:
Because there isn't any Sheva in Denmark.

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Old 29-01-2005, 11:59   #8
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Excellent topic, but I really don't remember any good ones now, will definetly do a search in later time :- )


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Old 02-02-2005, 14:13   #9
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ja.my list
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Originally Posted by melbourne
Australia is top ten in world of football. we beat tonga islands by 6-2. we are better than Germany and Uruguay
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hi and bye i am leavingThanks to all the people on this site that made me feel welcome, and there are many of you. However i have been thrown a lot of bs at me on those forums, mainly because im loyal to forum by posting all these messages within 3 weeks. This didnt go down well with you and i apologise to that. I cannot stand arguning all the time on the forums, and thats why im going to have to leave. With regards, im quitting. Bye to those people that careIt is very hard because i dont mind feedback that is to do with the topic, but theres always a lot of personal
stuff flying around. Im not provoking another argument. Thanks scharatz, you have been my real friend here, could you do me a favour and ban
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Lover-boy Yugo, I bet you've been falling in love with your next-door neighbour.. Perhaps you fell in love with her mom.
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if you want problems you know where to find me... I can give you my address and we will solve this face to face... I will teach u that you have to respect people... ok??? so please personal things must not be part of the other people talk... I don't want problems with moods
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If you want to say that things probe it!!! I am not cheating any game ok???... I am catolic..In the other state... I modified that way I said that thing the other day trying to don't get into any troubles with kaharrizan, cause I was just joking... for the time we posted... but in my first post the way I told him that sounded bad so I change it...
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Why? Because I routinely make you look like thigh slapping milk maid hat you are.
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ah yeah...sorry....but i use a lot of short forms..n stuff...firstly its because...ive been typing with my left hand..for the past month or so....cuz i met with an accident last month...n dont..really like typing with my left hand....n its also because im used to...using short forms..when i send text msgs...or sms....Inconvenience regretted
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening..
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I felt like I need to get some more rest at nights and start sleeping normally since I'd play sports and work with my dad at day time, it was kinda hard to keep up to the forum like I used to, which was 24/7 hah!
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i'd like to think im a big milan fan in the world. i'd be going to the lawyear and change my name to MILANO. Im very excited and looking forward to it. if everything works well with the lawyear, i will get my new name after 1 month
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:59   #10
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- Euro2004 predictions:

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a friend of mine made a bet that shevchenko will be the top scorer
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i did actually point out to her that sheva's ukrainian and ukraine ain't at the euro... on what she replied with "no, he's russian" and "and even if he's ukrainian, he could play for russia. just look at henry, he plays in england but he's french."

err...


- Redondo on Serie A's top scorer 2003-2004 after Udinese-Milan (2nd leg):
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I perdicted it.no?
shevchenkov.......what a player.i question what is he?h\just good,not bad.thats all.game over.party finished.///he can only score against bad teams,bad defences,easy situations.his nerves brakes when time to deliver comes.
LOL

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like my old friend savicvicec10 said
redondo, u are incomparable
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Old 03-02-2005, 13:38   #11
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Women and football. What can I say

Nice topic but it's quite hard to find stuff which is a few months (or years) old. I'll try my best over the weekend.


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Old 04-02-2005, 21:38   #12
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Me too Scharatz. Whenever Passion made a reference to Onopko, and I forgot the context, but I must admit, she had me almost fall out of my seat at the Embassy. See Hanna? You cause trouble everywhere!


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Old 04-02-2005, 23:03   #13
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This one is a recent one...
From the thread "my post has disapeared":

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Does this happen often?
Well, what did it look like Gino?
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Old 05-02-2005, 13:09   #14
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Some more mutilations courtesy of *the incomparable* one:

-- biskit bisikti, biksit-huh

-- shutz, schactz, schtraz, schtaz, szhrtz, schatz

-- that american semauys

-- moderatuyor

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Personally I think it's an act cos *sometimes* his spelling, grammar + use of idioms is rather impeccable


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Old 06-02-2005, 20:06   #15
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About Iranian TV online match broadcasting:

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It works on Windows Media Player, but quite frankly Jesus Christ could have entered the playing area and has started performing miracles and you would think we were just counter attacking. The picture's pretty bad.
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Old 15-09-2005, 03:21   #16
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Sorry for digging this thread, but really I can't hide my laughters any longer
It's all because of these:

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Kyara I repest You but honestly I donot like ur signature
You are a woman & this sort of signature will hurt Sheva's wife

Please change
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For me that the most important goal in the AC Milan's history
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He is not a hero, he looks like 'vilian' in the football field.Milan is a team of HEROS with positive impact while Ronaldinho who always give the 'vilian' negative impact
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Madam Kyara
Could u plz tell me who were the sucessful penlty kicktakers of the final of CL 2003.
Also who missed & Did the legandary JDT played that match
God...I couldn't stop laughing whenever I read his post.
I think he's got Matt LeBlanc's 'joey tribbiani' quality :
Talk about Redondo and reincarnation...is that possible , anyone?


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Old 15-09-2005, 03:27   #17
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one more
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Originally Posted by wild
Ussually guys decide quicker than girls.
I mean we go 2 a rest & the guys r like:give me 1 combo+1 pepsi+1 cooky.
We just know exactly what we want as soon as we get in.
We sat down-eat--ready 2 go.
But we cant coz girls r still thinking what 2 order :do u think we should take fries or salad :
He's got his point ...yet not entirely right


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Old 15-09-2005, 11:03   #18
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Talk about Redondo and reincarnation...is that possible , anyone?
Very possible.


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Old 15-09-2005, 11:50   #19
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Sorry for digging this thread, but really I can't hide my laughters any longer
It's all because of these:







God...I couldn't stop laughing whenever I read his post.
I think he's got Matt LeBlanc's 'joey tribbiani' quality :
Talk about Redondo and reincarnation...is that possible , anyone?
Sir with all due respect I want to know who is or what is this "Matt LeBlanc's joey tribbiani" ??
Honestly I dont have any idea of him or it
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Old 15-09-2005, 12:47   #20
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Mzk, your sig is oversized and disgusting

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