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Old 05-06-2014, 23:36   #261
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Fuck the Sun...that shit is awful...reason why I hate Summer...can't stand the heat
Snow is good weather not that shit....everything is so peaceful when it snows

The Sun burns me the fuck out and whenever I'm at a pool during the summer and I'm just minding my own business drinking some Coke fucking bees come out of nowhere and invade my drink
And then the Mosquitos at Night keep drinking my blood
Ugh...most nastiest season of the year by far

Winter and Autumn FTW...Spring is OK...Summer sucks
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Old 06-06-2014, 00:41   #262
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Neymar's the kinda dude who never lets anyone near his ass-hole but bleaches it regardless.
Legendary, poetic anf true.
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Old 14-12-2014, 16:18   #264
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Old 08-03-2015, 06:46   #265
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Sup bitches, how you all doing? I hope you and your families are all doing fine.

But I know you aren't, since Milan is what Milan is right now. How can anyone feel good about anything in life (children, jobs, families, etc etc etc) when DA MILAN is what DA MILAN is right now.

The players suck, the coach suck and the management is busy getting ass fucked in a all out gay orgy.

But... BUT... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

Everything aside, you... YOU are an AC Milan fan.

Seven letters: A.C M.I.L.A.N

Just repeat it. AC MILAN ... AC MILAN.... AC MILAN. Is there anything more beautiful? No? didn't think so, you cunt. Fuck you!

Now matter what happens, this is the most beautiful, smooth, clean and delightful club in the world. Just like CL is in Milan's DNA (8 years ago ROFLCOPTER), this club is in our DNA.

You, as an AC FUCKING MILAN fan are a chosen individual. You're not just SOMEBODY... You're an AC Milan fan. That's a privilege.

You didn't chose to become an Milan fan (HA! if you thought so). The entity that is AC Milan chose YOU. So no matter what, be grateful.

A*senal, P*G. M*drid, B*rca, M*nutd, J*ve, I*ter, B*yern, C*elsea etc etc fans are not chosen... only AC MILAN fans are chosen. We are the past, present and future of everything. We are free from owners, sponsors and everything. We are only bound by colors. RED AND BLACK baby! RED AND BLACK. Just look at every other color/color combination... ridiculous right? LMAO!!!! RED AND BLACK is the only way to go. SRS right?

Never despair... no matter how low we sink (yes we're trying the limits yes), not matter what... we are beautiful, and the rest of these cunts are ugly, ugly as a motherfucker. I for one can't even look at them before a meal, i feel sick. This one needs to eat.

We are AC MILAN. AC MILAN are we. We will be great once again, we will rule once again. It's not a question of if nor but. Its' a question of when and how- (=to use lube on our oppenents or not).

FUCK THE LUBE.... let's go in all dry when we're back. Because WE WILL MOTHERFUCKING BE BACK!!!!!!!! ONE DAY! NOT TODAY, NOT TOMORROW. But one day lol. And asses will burn when we're back.

Because this is fucking AC MILAN.

Seven letters: A.C M.I.L.A.N.

There's a saying that I like very much: The stripes never leaves the Tiger.

Well, mothefucker... the Red N Black stripes never leaves a real ACMILAN fan either.

And btw, AC MILAN FANS >>>>>> TIGERS

You hear that??!?!?!?! we are better and stronger than tigers.

Fuck this shit right here. 10(!) place in serie A and and no CL?

lol, there's a straight answer for you rite there... there's NOO fucking Serie A and CL without AC FUCKING MILAN. We're the salt in every meal and the cream in every desert.., ha! WE ARE AC MILAN.,

?Ya basta!
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Old 08-03-2015, 21:00   #266
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Old 16-09-2015, 06:38   #267
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its obviously serie a.

bpl has no authenticity. who gives a fuck about teams like arsenal, man city. manufactured, completely plastic and now also flopping consistently year after year across many competitions. bundesliga is meh. always will be, nobody really cares about werder bremen. la liga has the highest standard. thats not up for debate its clear to see. but serie a has a charm that spain doesn't, the standard of teams at the top has shot up in the last few years with italian money, managers, players and owners. best fucking league in the world, always will be.


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Capt. Montolivo hastily finished his cigarette as the Lombardy sky hinted at something ominous approaching. The supply audi had just arrived, with Sgt. Abate in the passenger seat.

"Captain..I could only source 4 boxes of grenades. We have rifles for everyone but we still need RPGs. Hopefull--"

"FOR FUCK SAKE!" the Captain flicked his cigarette butt at Ignazio, hitting him squarely in the face with extreme precision. "Do you want this operation to fail you fucking faggot??".

"Captain..they'll hear you! SHHHHHH"

Just then the undeniable scent of scrambled eggs began to waft through the air.
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"This needs to have more cushion!!! The conditions must be replicated exactly you fuck!!"

Commodore Seedorf was berating the milanello staff while they installed the Coach's Pavilion. One of the Commodore's first acts since his appointment was to have an extravagant coaches box installed on the San siro touch line. He insisted that the training pitch also required a coaches box as well.

"Urby, bring me my pipe, boy", he bellowed and Private Urby produced a pipe swiftly from the Commodore's traveling marijuana locker. "It's time for lunch. Stop training boys."

The boys stopped...but some amongst them were soon to BEGIN something quite else.

Capt. Montolivo was at the end of the group, his hand holding a grenade in his Milan store training fleece pocket. He glanced over...Sgt. Abate was in position behind the Coachs Pavillion.
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"Mein Fuhrer...the operatives are in place. We are awaiting your final go-ahead." Lt. Col. Abbiati gave a salute and clicked his heels.

"Excellent....excellent. This, problem of ours will soon be taken care of." Adriano Galliani cracked his knuckles and leaned back in the opulent leather chair in the study of his FuhrerBunker beneath the fields of Milanello. "Casualties are acceptable. What is not acceptable....is betrayal. You understand this, yes?"

"Yes mein Fuhrer."

"Good. Proceed with the operation."
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"You see, Mario? You must be serious and attentive about these things my son. This is very important." Commodore Seedorf had a magnanimous personality, truly larger than life. The one aspect of his life that betrayed this was, to his squad's dismay, his culinary taste.

"Bring out more eggs and Urby pack my pipe!!" Since the morning sessions began, the Commodore had smoked an entire ounce of marijuana.

The dashing young Corporal Balotelli sat next to his leader and offered a resigned shrug.

"Mr. Clarence, this is the 7th day in a row we have eaten scrambled eggs for lunch. My stomach is upset. Can't we have something else for a change?"

"My dear boy, when was the last time you saw my abs?" Urby fetched the packed pipe for Clarence as the coach lifted up his shirt to display his abs once more. "Scrambled eggs!" Taking a substantial drag from his pipe, the coach stood up and got on the table, ready to inspire his team once again.
"Gentlemen! We shall eat scrambled eggs every day unti----

Suddenly, a crash. The chef bringing out the freshly made batch of scrambled eggs had collapsed suddenly on the floor...blood dripping from his nostrils.

The young Corporal Mario dashed to chef's aide and put his finger to his neck, searching for a pulse. "Mister Clarence...he's dead! Poison!"

"So....it has begun"

Commodore Seedorf grinned with relish at the prospect of the looming war.
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Sitting in a far corner of the lunch room, at a table all by himself, sweat drenching his brow, Andrea Poli was trying to appear calm. Seeing a chef collapse to the floor and die is certainly unsettling, however, the skittish Poli had more on his mind as he fidgeted with his bluetooth earpiece.

"Mein Fuhrer..the chef must have....he's dead! They've caught on..it's..it's failed!! He must have eaten the--"

"Andrea..Andrea, Andrea....this is...most unfortunate," Adriano Galliani smirked as he watched two of his chambermaids 69 each other in the Garden Room of the FuhrerBunker. "You must resolve this. That is all."

Andrea fidgeted the bluetooth out of his ear, looking at how best to make his escape from the room. Perhaps the absurd amounts of sweat beading down his face would obfuscate his identity..however Galliani had instructed him to finish the job.

"Hey! You! Where are you going!! STop!"

Even though they always thought Poli was odd...the sight of him talking to himself, twitching and sweating by himself in the corner of the room had raised suspicion. When he made a dash for the exit, the Corporal took out the glock19 from his adidas tracksuit pants and dispatched 4 accurate shots to the back of the fleeing Andrea Poli.

"Mr. Clarence...we must leave this place now"

Meanwhile, in the FuhrerBunker, Adriano Galliani beckoned the chambermaids over to his chair as he unzipped his pants...
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Private Urby rolled over the corpse and searched Poli's tracksuit pockets. Android phone, 3 pieces of candy, and a folded handwritten note. The Private passed the note to Corporal Balotelli without reading it. The Corporal, staring blankly at it, looked sheepish as the three men left the lunch room.

"What does it say, Corporal."

"Uh..Mr. Clarence..i do not know. I cannot read."

"What, the handwriting is illegible? Give it here boy"

"No, I cannot read or write, I never learned how."

"For FUCK SAKE boy!!" Commodore Seedorf snatched the note from the embarrassed Corporal's hand. "Urby, my pipe!" Unfolding the note, he saw a list of some sort...

Daily Task List
1--talk to at least 2 girls today
2--be positive
3--you will lose your virginity one day Andrea!
4--complete mein Fuhrer's task



"Just as i suspected..." Clarence crumpled up and tossed the note as he grabbed the pipe from Private Urby's outstretched hand.
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In the back of the on-site Audi service garage 25 ak74 rifles were set leaning against the wall. To the right, crates of 5.45?39mm ammunition, 12 rpg7s, and numerous boxes of fragmentation and high explosive grenades. Kevlar vests were stacked to the left of Capt. Montolivo as he stood in front of this respectable arsenal and prepared to address his cohort.

"Boys we got beat to the punch. Someone tried to assassinate Seedorf and failed. Botched poisoning."

"What the fuck? What does this mean?" Sgt Abate was incredulous.

"So, we are not alone in this.." Lt. Bonera, sitting on top of a crate of fragmentation grenades, scratched his chiseled double chin thoughtfully.

"It can only be one person. I suspected he would get involved..but this is much more bold than I would have expected. Reckless even. We must get rid of these weapons immediately!" The Captain's blue eyes narrowed as he contemplated the risk he put his men in.

"Perhaps we should reach out to him! Like right now! WE'RE FUCKED!"

Sgt. Abate didn't even have time to finish his sentence when suddenly everything went white. 6 flashbangs exploded..the rebels were stunned, reaching blindly for their weapons to return fire.

When the room cleared, or rather when the rebel's minds cleared, they stood face to face with 20 men in full combat gear. Operators equipped with gas masks over black balaclava's, the red dot sights of their Beretta AR70/90 assault rifles polka dotting the rebel's faces.
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"THIS IS THE CARABINIERI. DO NOT MOVE. I REPEAT DO NOT MOVE OR YOU WILL BE SHOT"

As the commander of the assault group spoke through his loud speaker 7 german shepherds were unleashed and began to canvas the garage. These dogs were not muzzled, but they were not aggressive either.

"AUDI GARAGE CLEAR. TEAM ALPHA GOT IT. PACK IT UP "

Just as sudden as they had arrived the Carabinieri left. Capt Montolivo, Lt. Bonera, Sgt. Abate and the others were stunned. Had they been caught? Why hadn't they arrested?

"Ah..my handsome blue-eyed Captain..there you are! Come, boys, come with me. Training is over for the day, tonight we are going to Giannino's."
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That evening at Giannino's Adriano Galliani and Capt. Montolivo sat next to each other and shared a bottle of Beaujolais. "Riccardo I need you to be in the national team..this is very important for me and the club. It is the image, you understand"

"Yes, mein Fuhrer. But I dont understa--"

"SHhh. Waiter, please turn on the TV"



**SKYCALCIO BREAKING NEWS ALERT***

This is Massimo Ambrosini--shocking news from Milanello! Clarence Seedorf caught in MASSIVE DRUG BUST--ARRESTED--SENTENCING SOON TO FOLLOW..



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Old 18-03-2016, 14:53   #269
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Visca Barca + Messi + Pep. Fuck B*lan. 4za Calcio + Allegri. Long live the Anime Thread.

Farewell.

Edit: Also fuck India
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Old 21-03-2017, 20:35   #271
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Wish him all the best at his next stop. No longer consider him a Milan player. Once a player opens up a conversation with another club he is considered gone. No more giving 100% of concentration and focus. Thanks for all the work Gianluigi.
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Old 21-03-2017, 20:49   #272
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someone needs to find the argument between Hitman and i forget who, when they thought Hitman was Brett hart the whole time


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Old 21-03-2017, 22:38   #273
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Old 21-03-2017, 22:49   #274
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You weren't on the forums then...

Hmmmmm... how would you know this?


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Old 21-03-2017, 22:58   #275
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Hmmmmm... how would you know this?
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Old 22-03-2017, 21:52   #276
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That was like a year ago, or even less
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Old 24-03-2017, 19:25   #278
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this? (crossed with Post your pic thread) - http://forum.acmilan-online.com/show...postcount=6998

it was cringe

and yes, less than a year.


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Old 06-06-2017, 18:29   #279
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