Cheers boys!
Here, Grande Pirlo mate, nae competition in the SPL you say? Fucking PISHING myself with laughter! (nae offence intended to you personally min)
Aberdeen
4-
2 Celtic
Me
still here -
BANNED Holy Goalie
Despite a few wins at Parkhead, that's the first time since 8 years ago (the night we pelted them with snowballs
) that we've beat them at Pittodrie, and it is so fucking sweet to do it like this - a total fucking demolition and a humiliation for the hooped minks. We were ahead 1-0 and 2-1, they equalised twice, but then they fell to pieces and started losing the plot. 2 goals for big Zander, who was fucking immense at the back and caused havoc in their box. Character and passion triumph over big wages and bigger egos.
Despite the early kick-off and restrictions on the ultras, there was a big, loud, angry, ugly atmosphere - the Pitt' at its best. Bruises everywhere from getting dragged down a row of seats by some guy who decided to give me a hug when we scored our third. Then fell off my seat when standing on it "waving" goodbye to the "Greatest Fans In The World" (gets me every time
).
Boruc was "injured" (drunk
) in the warm-up, Nakamura, the overrated cunt, did the square route of fuck all, Aiden McGeady got halfed by local hero Darren Mackie, and Neil Lennon threw a tantrum at the ref at the end, despite the fact that he'd given them everything. Every one of them needs to get it right up them, the overpaid, arrogant pricks.
And the "greatest fans in the world" were VERY quiet in the second half, most of them left before the end. Surely made the Holy Goalie proud (hope that gype was there).
Think that about covers it
And Dundee Utd got humped 0-4 at home to Motherwell, meaning that we're going 3rd. Rangers come to Pittodrie next week...
See the big Irish flag hanging down from the upper you can see "AN" on it, it says "OBAN", Paul Caddis and Chris Killen were sitting right at the B of the flag 
He will mastermind a victory over you in 2 weeks time at Pittodrie, hopefully.
