Copy other posters

This could be too much fun. Just don't get offended it's all just for jokes, hope you can take it:

- David: Thought about it, and the answer is No.
Regards,
David.

- Passion for *9*: LMAO Listen, TROLL. I've wasted enough time on you + the bunch of idiots with you and there is nobody to stop this troll army registering so fuck off, TROLL. Drogba is my man. End of.

- San Paolo: WOOT? Maldini is the best player in history you c**t. FMD. Up yours mate!

- Wild: Hey girl, am Wild.

I like girls with short hair so that i have easier access 2 their neck.

I love Jessica Alba.

1+1 isn't always 2 in football.

Kaka is a striker. I love Brazil & respect pippo's passion.

Pippo always makes ugly faces and is a diver and always offside.

Pirlo had 3 average seasons.

LOL.

- Gila#11: you know pippo gets like 7 chances every game and wastes em all and is always offside and can't even dribble. I don't like Gila anymore, i only have his name.

- gaizka22: You are not a Milan fan until you watched Milan for a constant 500 seasons like I have. You should watch VanBasten & the dutch trio and Billy at his best. I make my best posts when I'm sleeping or drunk or smoking. I'm a heavy smoker and awaiting a child... have a name?

- Italian Tsar: I became a writer on goal.com... the magpies are awesome they can win the champions league! Maldini is god. Iniesta is a very classy player. Riquelme is the best player in the world. I hate Drogba his very name makes me puke.

- madtherchot: Thank god Oil left ... and finally there is no more Shave. I think that Ancelotti plays Pirlo in his perfect position and that Clarence is an amazing player.

- Pupone: Willy Wonkaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Seedorf is the man!!!!!!!! This is the real shirt i'm dead sure i'm betting my awesome car on it.

- Vani_Pirlo_21: He should have put Aimar... now he'll lose the game. I'm not an Aimar groupie trust me. This coach is stupid he should put Aimar. But i'm not his groupie.

- zZ[-_-]Zz: lolz... nope you're not right... lolz... here's the fact... i respect Maradona and think he is the best in the world but i love baggio... Maldini is overrated... lolz... i love Baggio... *discussion terminated*

- Besi: I'm the saint. I love Kaka. I'm a lawyer. I look like Kaka. Me speaks English very best. Me was no kick as a mod, me left becoz me is very best. FORZA MILAN!

- MilanoMike: I'm hiding secrets in my sig. I think I will make a perfect mod. I'm ignoring CMG & frook. Sorry CMG I don't want to get banned. I'm Italian but I can't speak a word.

PS- I'm funky.

- censorthiis: I see no need for joking, because- this is just useless. If you think that coming here is for joking, then you should leave because here is for being serious. I'm not nosy, I'm not serious, I'm not joking, I'm cool and you are a hypocrite. I like Ramos, I love Raul. I am a Milan & Arsenal fan. I'm not a gloryhunter.

- BMWTaylor: There is no need for this thread, mods it needs to be merged. I wish somebody can do his job. Dida is the best keeper in the world. Nice.

- crazymilangirl: listen, dear. i dont care about this ok mate i get it FUCK YOU sorry dear... now we are even but me thinks you are HAWT. I'm not using a lot of emotions... OMG OMG OMG! that's so HAWT!

- Kyara: Kyara: Cut it out, guys. Afterall we are here to talk about Milan.

- Dugi: Nesta is the best. I love rock.. I love slklipnot, etc...

- Kuzimoto: no man!!!!!!!!-11!!!!!!!!! howcome i didint open that match's thread???? !!!!!!!!

- Milanista10: yo yo man you should see spain it's the best in the world. I like jersey's i just love them i'm addicted to them. My tv is not small i have a 25 inch one in my entertainment room.

- Wesley: I love Johny Depp, I watched Pirates of the carribean 38 times.

- snn: DM is the best. I like Shevchenko. I had a user named Turk but I lost my password so i'm snn.

- Kevin_dk: I'm a hippie. Love is in the air. Peace everybody.

- pipa: ZORGG!!!!!!!! BEEEEERFSD!DFSDFA!!!@F GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL! My boss likes liverpool. I'm a female.

- Jasper: here you go more vids.

- Dora: OMG these pics are so hot! Post more pics of men!

- radioactivenerd: I'm a nerd. a Radiactive one. Argentina is the best man we play good and never win i'm proud. GO CRESPO!



I think that's it for now. Once again I would like you all to know that all of this is just a JOKE. And this is supposed to be fun, and no hard feelings. Please no ban.

Faяouk said:

This could be too much fun. Just don't get offended it's all just for jokes, hope you can take it:

- David: Thought about it, and the answer is No.
Regards,
David.

- Passion for *9*: LMAO Listen, TROLL. I've wasted enough time on you + the bunch of idiots with you and there is nobody to stop this troll army registering so fuck off, TROLL. Drogba is my man. End of.

- San Paolo: WOOT? Maldini is the best player in history you c**t. FMD. Up yours mate!

- Wild: Hey girl, am Wild.

I like girls with short hair so that i have easier access 2 their neck.

I love Jessica Alba.

1+1 isn't always 2 in football.

Kaka is a striker. I love Brazil & respect pippo's passion.

Pippo always makes ugly faces and is a diver and always offside.

Pirlo had 3 average seasons.

LOL.

- Gila#11: you know pippo gets like 7 chances every game and wastes em all and is always offside and can't even dribble. I don't like Gila anymore, i only have his name.

- gaizka22: You are not a Milan fan until you watched Milan for a constant 500 seasons like I have. You should watch VanBasten & the dutch trio and Billy at his best. I make my best posts when I'm sleeping or drunk or smoking. I'm a heavy smoker and awaiting a child... have a name?

- Italian Tsar: I became a writer on goal.com... the magpies are awesome they can win the champions league! Maldini is god. Iniesta is a very classy player. Riquelme is the best player in the world. I hate Drogba his very name makes me puke.

- madtherchot: Thank god Oil left ... and finally there is no more Shave. I think that Ancelotti plays Pirlo in his perfect position and that Clarence is an amazing player.

- Pupone: Willy Wonkaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Seedorf is the man!!!!!!!! This is the real shirt i'm dead sure i'm betting my awesome car on it.

- Vani_Pirlo_21: He should have put Aimar... now he'll lose the game. I'm not an Aimar groupie trust me. This coach is stupid he should put Aimar. But i'm not his groupie.

- zZ[-_-]Zz: lolz... nope you're not right... lolz... here's the fact... i respect Maradona and think he is the best in the world but i love baggio... Maldini is overrated... lolz... i love Baggio... *discussion terminated*

- Besi: I'm the saint. I love Kaka. I'm a lawyer. I look like Kaka. Me speaks English very best. Me was no kick as a mod, me left becoz me is very best. FORZA MILAN!

- MilanoMike: I'm hiding secrets in my sig. I think I will make a perfect mod. I'm ignoring CMG & frook. Sorry CMG I don't want to get banned. I'm Italian but I can't speak a word.

PS- I'm funky.

- censorthiis: I see no need for joking, because- this is just useless. If you think that coming here is for joking, then you should leave because here is for being serious. I'm not nosy, I'm not serious, I'm not joking, I'm cool and you are a hypocrite. I like Ramos, I love Raul. I am a Milan & Arsenal fan. I'm not a gloryhunter.

- BMWTaylor: There is no need for this thread, mods it needs to be merged. I wish somebody can do his job. Dida is the best keeper in the world. Nice.

- crazymilangirl: listen, dear. i dont care about this ok mate i get it FUCK YOU sorry dear... now we are even but me thinks you are HAWT. I'm not using a lot of emotions... OMG OMG OMG! that's so HAWT!

- Kyara: Kyara: Cut it out, guys. Afterall we are here to talk about Milan.

- Dugi: Nesta is the best. I love rock.. I love slklipnot, etc...

- Kuzimoto: no man!!!!!!!!-11!!!!!!!!! howcome i didint open that match's thread???? !!!!!!!!

- Milanista10: yo yo man you should see spain it's the best in the world. I like jersey's i just love them i'm addicted to them. My tv is not small i have a 25 inch one in my entertainment room.

- Wesley: I love Johny Depp, I watched Pirates of the carribean 38 times.

- snn: DM is the best. I like Shevchenko. I had a user named Turk but I lost my password so i'm snn.

- Kevin_dk: I'm a hippie. Love is in the air. Peace everybody.

- pipa: ZORGG!!!!!!!! BEEEEERFSD!DFSDFA!!!@F GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL! My boss likes liverpool. I'm a female.

- Jasper: here you go more vids.

- Dora: OMG these pics are so hot! Post more pics of men!

- radioactivenerd: I'm a nerd. a Radiactive one. Argentina is the best man we play good and never win i'm proud. GO CRESPO!



I think that's it for now. Once again I would like you all to know that all of this is just a JOKE. And this is supposed to be fun, and no hard feelings. Please no ban.

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its a 45 inch buh whatever tickles you pickle mate

here's my rant for the day

Hi my name is Farouk, I have social issues and I can't keep my dick in my pants for more than 2 hours. I've never had a girlfriend but im desperate for one. Do you like boobies? boobies are good. what about celeb boobs, who's are the nicest? do you smoke? what does sex feel like. I wanna get laid!!!I'm leaving this forum nobody likes me. No wait, I'm coming back..and Ima be a legend!!

LOL but seriously I had a great laugh reading that. great job man, I couldn't stop laughing. No hard feelings

MilanoMike: I'm hiding secrets in my sig. I think I will make a perfect mod. I'm ignoring CMG & frook. Sorry CMG I don't want to get banned. I'm Italian but I can't speak a word.

PS- I'm funky.

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OK, I choose to ignore the lies you put in there (I've posted in Tutto Italiano and the only person on my ignore list now is IlUvUroNalDo)... I agree that my sig secrets are international mysteries and I still dream of becoming Mod... But where does "I'm Funky" come from? That's just plain funny as evidenced by my use of the following smiley:

lol rofl

Faяouk said:

- gaizka22: You are not a Milan fan until you watched Milan for a constant 500 seasons like I have. You should watch VanBasten & the dutch trio and Billy at his best. I make my best posts when I'm sleeping or drunk or smoking. I'm a heavy smoker and awaiting a child... have a name?

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Huahahahahaha LOL. Good one mate, good one. No offense taken.

PLEASE DON'T TURN THIS THREAD INTO ANOTHER ACCUSATION RING.
This is purely for the sake of poking fun at ourselves.

Faяouk said:

- radioactivenerd: I'm a nerd. a Radiactive one. Argentina is the best man we play good and never win i'm proud. GO CRESPO!

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LOL almost thought you forgot me there
good idea though, and yes that DOES sound quite a bit like me

This is probably Faяouk's best post. I would even add it to the best posts thread. Great laugh

Fucking brilliant man, I am still laughing

LOL farouk, me thinks you are being unfair with the emos..i dont use THAT much ...
but really good one man..hahahaha @ dora & vani
farouk you're being mean

lol yeah, this is your best post IMO. i'll add some.

david : Done.

faяouk : i'm 14 and yet i speak maturely, i'm brilliant and smart, i'm gonna be a very successful football manager someday. should i post a pic of my new crush? joe cole, maradona, pippo are GODS!

Rosanna03 : Forza Paolo Maldini. I'm so proud of him

Jasper said:

This is probably Faяouk's best post. I would even add it to the best posts thread. Great laugh

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if there's a poll 4 the best post thread then i'll voting 4 u..

I would probably find this much more amusing if my portrayal was done at least somewhat accurately. That, however, is not the case, and therefore, this is hardly amusement. Failure for attempted mockery, but I'll give you acknowledgment for effort nonetheless.

...

Only joking. See, I can joke...with my dry, sarcastic (unappreciated, hmph) sense of humor, I suppose. Yours, in this particular case, is...better-received than usually. That is a compliment; please take it well. Just don't go around sporting Special Olympics signatures again (or talk about how much of a legend you are, for that matter). That is an advice; please take it well.

*Party pooper*

Milanista said:

Rosanna03 : Forza Paolo Maldini. I'm so proud of him

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Really funny, nice thread

Farouk: 'I will leave this forum, I'm not a good poster .... oh wait I have changed my mind, I will stay here and will become a better man.'

No offence, Farouk, my dear

Lol

Glad you liked it. You can contribute too!

I'll post more on certain situations later. Just keep this thread going it's too much fun.

And Jasper, I'm waiting for you to add that post in the best posts thread.

Frook, I hope you understand that the way I spell your name is by no means an insult... It shows we have a bond...

Farouk :

I'm suicidal because I don't know what team to support in the PL + here to fish for sympathy.

How do I become a world-renowned coach in 2 weeks ? Mourinho is my hero but my heart tells me Ferguson (or was it Benitez ?) is my destiny. I wanna be like Mourinho though cos he's looking better.

*jumps*

I'm back as a reformed…. MAN (but I'm still a virgin). I won't troll anymore or seek attention + apologize to each + everyone I may have pissed off in the past. From now on I want to contribute constructively.

*watches porn*

My stick is big. Yes, BIG. For my age anyway. Like my head.

I'm desperate for a girlfriend so I can post her pics in a Milan forum + fish for compliments (repetition ? Nevermind, we all walk in circles here). But I don't like vacuous conversation because I'm a genius.

Whose tits... ooops... boooobies I mean... do you like best ?

Passion for *9* said:

*watches porn*

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Only part that made me laugh. Other sounded too cynical.

I think the nest ones are where posting pattern is mixed with few views. Kuzimoto , cmg and passion were the best for me. Mine was pretty...dull. Guess I have to show more character.

Jasper said:

Only part that made me laugh. Other sounded too cynical.

I think the nest ones are where posting pattern is mixed with few views. Kuzimoto , cmg and passion were the best for me. Mine was pretty...dull. Guess I have to show more character.

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I liked his gaizka interpretation...

MilanoMike said:

I liked his gaizka interpretation...

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I think that was one of the worst as I haven't really seen Gaizka putting up the 17 years following argument as much as every 3-rd guy who joins the forum says he knows the most about Milan.

wesley : rhcp are the best band in the world

MilanoMike said:

Frook, I hope you understand that the way I spell your name is by no means an insult... It shows we have a bond...

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LOL! Of course it does, funky boy.

MilanoMike said:

I liked his gaizka interpretation...

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Thank you.

Jasper said:

Mine was pretty...dull. Guess I have to show more character.

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Yep. It was tough copying you. Or maybe i didn't do a good job. I'll try again:

Jasper: Well i myself have been a gloryhunter for so much time but look at me i come from a very small country called Estonia.. ever heard of it? YAY YAY! I went to the stadium with Pupone i'll go post my story everywhere!

Jasper said:

I think that was one of the worst as I haven't really seen Gaizka putting up the 17 years following argument as much as every 3-rd guy who joins the forum says he knows the most about Milan.

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This is the post that inspired me on gaizka: http://forum.acmilan-online.com/showthread.php?p=246994&highlight=Basten#post246994

Passion for *9* said:

but my heart tells me Ferguson (or was it Benitez ?) is my destiny

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Wrong, I never said that.

Passion for *9* said:

I'm back as a reformed…. MAN (but I'm still a virgin).

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What does virginity has to do with being a MAN?

Passion for *9* said:

*watches porn*

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mmm... can't actually deny that.

Passion for *9* said:

I'm desperate for a girlfriend so I can post her pics in a Milan forum + fish for compliments (repetition ? Nevermind, we all walk in circles here). But I don't like vacuous conversation because I'm a genius.

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Well at least be funny.

Anyway this thread is purely for fun Passion. I didn't get offended at all, but I thought you could do better Passion.

I thought she was pretty spot-on, actually.

Faяouk said:

Jasper: Well i myself have been a gloryhunter for so much time but look at me i come from a very small country called Estonia.. ever heard of it? YAY YAY! I went to the stadium with Pupone i'll go post my story everywhere!

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Hey...my story was begged everywhere. At least where I posted it.






Or not

(this one was better, though I don't remember yelling YAY...or did I do it celebrating another pathetic loss of my national team?)

Jasper said:

Hey...my story was begged everywhere. At least where I posted it.






Or not

(this one was better, though I don't remember yelling YAY...or did I do it celebrating another pathetic loss of my national team?)

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Nope. It's just my invention.

Anyway, when will you put that post in the "Golden posts" thread?

PS- Why don't you add a poll on which ones did everyone prefer? let everybody able to pick more than one... and make it public. Well, please.

PPS- Sorry for copying you funky boy.

I LOL ... some were quite accurate.

Faяouk said:

PPS- Sorry for copying you funky boy.

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I'll forgive you if you tell me what deems me funky...

Doesn't funky imply...bad-smelling?