Dating / Relationship Help Thread - Page 5

Congo Powers · 01-09-2013, 03:35

i dont understand...there are pics where she's wearing a bottom and you cannot see her donkey dick protruding at all

Pipa · 01-09-2013, 05:21

jon · 02-09-2013, 11:11

My crush from home posted a picture with her and some guy. Hit me right in the feelings. I had a nightmare, couldn't sleep, got bored, went on the computer, and then I saw it. Yikes.

It makes me feel like a hypocrite, seeing as I've boned this one girl, and made out with another. It makes me jealous / feel bad... Can't sleep now... its 6:10 AM in my part of America.

Pipa · 02-09-2013, 11:40

Hit me right in the feelings.

Ok Sir.

derpu · 02-09-2013, 11:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by pipa

Hit me right in the feelings.

Ok Sir.

Buddy.

Pipa · 02-09-2013, 11:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Depreciation

Buddy.

Hit me right in the buddies.

jon · 03-09-2013, 05:11

girl i banged on wednesday has a boyfriend now... jon is sad

it's amazing how somethings change so quickly

can't be discouraged however

edit - im now a "world cup winner" so yeah i'm not too upset

Senatore_M84 · 03-09-2013, 05:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon

girl i banged on wednesday has a boyfriend now... jon is sad

it's amazing how somethings change so quickly

can't be discouraged however

edit - im now a "world cup winner" so yeah i'm not too upset

you are the simone barone to my totti

jon · 03-09-2013, 05:36

I'm actually sad right now

fuck I went from having a great birthday weekend / having promising prospects in the women department to having no love life in a matter of hours. fawk

and shaarawy didnt retweet me on my birthday... life is rough

Ragazza · 03-09-2013, 17:43

hang in there jon. seems like you actually care about having a good relationship with someone, which makes you twice as much of a catch as the other player-types out there

you will meet someone like-minded who will appreciate you for that soon enough

besides, aren't you pretty young? give yourself some time to find someone worthwhile to have feelings about!

Casualista · 03-09-2013, 18:01

So this is why they say never look for the truth in your mother's eyes.

Ashish · 03-09-2013, 18:04

jon check out the chick who is passing by your window, look at that ass moving like a sinusoidal wave. tahts the one. next one. you are fucking young, find another one, bone the chick with boyfriend/girl fried/no friend, use protection kid.

love fuck off you are too young for that shit

20 year old kid. what the fuck man. man up

crazy4milan · 03-09-2013, 18:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon

girl i banged on wednesday has a boyfriend now... jon is sad

How young are you?

Also if you banged her on wednesday and 3 days later she has a boyfriend, you should not even be sad about it, she's not worth it.

joyrider · 03-09-2013, 19:46

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

jon · 03-09-2013, 20:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazy4milan

How young are you?

Also if you banged her on wednesday and 3 days later she has a boyfriend, you should not even be sad about it, she's not worth it.

just turned 20

jon · 03-09-2013, 23:05

considered talking to cute girl in supermarket, turn around to get onions, she starts looking through my cart... uwotm8?!? i said wrong cart and she awkwardly left.

LemonCookies · 04-09-2013, 01:04

The o'le onion ploy...wait,

jon · 04-09-2013, 19:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashish

jon check out the chick who is passing by your window, look at that ass moving like a sinusoidal wave. tahts the one. next one. you are fucking young, find another one, bone the chick with boyfriend/girl fried/no friend, use protection kid.

love fuck off you are too young for that shit

20 year old kid. what the fuck man. man up

good advice ashish thanks

Ashish · 04-09-2013, 20:03

jon you will be fine, you are way ahead of me when i was 20, well slightly, i was kuja with love and shit

dont waste youth

Sasha · 04-09-2013, 20:54

This is sad.

01-09-2013, 03:35	#81
Congo Powers apotheosis berlusconi Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: caroline celico Fav. Players: Silvio Berlusconi, Rui Costa, Pippo, Sheva, Stam, Kaka, Abbiati, Cassano, Mexes, KPB, Mario, Cutrone	i dont understand...there are pics where she's wearing a bottom and you cannot see her donkey dick protruding at all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HayFxnfFgZk only

03-09-2013, 17:43	#90
Ragazza Milan, solo con te... Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: US of A Fav. Players: MALDINI, ZAMBROTTA, NESTA, SES, DONNARUMMA	hang in there jon. seems like you actually care about having a good relationship with someone, which makes you twice as much of a catch as the other player-types out there you will meet someone like-minded who will appreciate you for that soon enough besides, aren't you pretty young? give yourself some time to find someone worthwhile to have feelings about! Richard T. Splett. Don't know why I said 'T'; my middle name is John. You can email me at splett2@splettnet.net.

04-09-2013, 20:54	#100
Sasha The UNBANNABLE One Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Urrth Fav. Players: Azzurri e Rossoneri	This is sad. MILAN

01-09-2013, 05:21	#82
Pipa Rotten Apple Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HK

02-09-2013, 11:11	#83
jon AC Milan Legend Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: USA Fav. Players: De Sciglio, El Shaarawy, De Jong, Balotelli, Pato, Seedorf, Gattuso, Nesta	My crush from home posted a picture with her and some guy. Hit me right in the feelings. I had a nightmare, couldn't sleep, got bored, went on the computer, and then I saw it. Yikes. It makes me feel like a hypocrite, seeing as I've boned this one girl, and made out with another. It makes me jealous / feel bad... Can't sleep now... its 6:10 AM in my part of America.

02-09-2013, 11:40	#84
Pipa Rotten Apple Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HK	Hit me right in the feelings. Ok Sir.

03-09-2013, 05:11	#87
jon AC Milan Legend Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: USA Fav. Players: De Sciglio, El Shaarawy, De Jong, Balotelli, Pato, Seedorf, Gattuso, Nesta	girl i banged on wednesday has a boyfriend now... jon is sad it's amazing how somethings change so quickly can't be discouraged however edit - im now a "world cup winner" so yeah i'm not too upset

03-09-2013, 05:36	#89
jon AC Milan Legend Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: USA Fav. Players: De Sciglio, El Shaarawy, De Jong, Balotelli, Pato, Seedorf, Gattuso, Nesta	I'm actually sad right now fuck I went from having a great birthday weekend / having promising prospects in the women department to having no love life in a matter of hours. fawk and shaarawy didnt retweet me on my birthday... life is rough

03-09-2013, 18:01	#91
Casualista Monsieur Join Date: Jul 2010	So this is why they say never look for the truth in your mother's eyes.

03-09-2013, 18:04	#92
Ashish Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning	jon check out the chick who is passing by your window, look at that ass moving like a sinusoidal wave. tahts the one. next one. you are fucking young, find another one, bone the chick with boyfriend/girl fried/no friend, use protection kid. love fuck off you are too young for that shit 20 year old kid. what the fuck man. man up

03-09-2013, 19:46	#94
joyrider Il Moderati Join Date: Feb 2004	It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

03-09-2013, 23:05	#96
jon AC Milan Legend Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: USA Fav. Players: De Sciglio, El Shaarawy, De Jong, Balotelli, Pato, Seedorf, Gattuso, Nesta	considered talking to cute girl in supermarket, turn around to get onions, she starts looking through my cart... uwotm8?!? i said wrong cart and she awkwardly left.

04-09-2013, 01:04	#97
LemonCookies Banned Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Out for a walk.	The o'le onion ploy...wait,

04-09-2013, 20:03	#99
Ashish Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida Fav. Players: Ronaldo, Nesta, Rui, Maldini, Gattuso, Duncan, Ginobli, Eli Manning	jon you will be fine, you are way ahead of me when i was 20, well slightly, i was kuja with love and shit dont waste youth