Ask Sod-Lod

Senatore_M84 · 08-02-2010, 22:02

Been thinking of this thread for a while. Lately, when i've been put in a situation, i've thought to myself "What would Sod-Lod do?" So I wanted to open a thread where we could ask him such questions.......

question 1) Saturday night I was in a bar and saw an attractive girl, didn't know how to approach her. She was sitting by herself, kind of playing on her phone.... Any advice Sod-Lod?

(Mods: please stickie this)

Az. · 08-02-2010, 22:05

This is going to be :

Sod-Lod · 08-02-2010, 23:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milano84

Been thinking of this thread for a while. Lately, when i've been put in a situation, i've thought to myself "What would Sod-Lod do?" So I wanted to open a thread where we could ask him such questions.......

question 1) Saturday night I was in a bar and saw an attractive girl, didn't know how to approach her. She was sitting by herself, kind of playing on her phone.... Any advice Sod-Lod?

(Mods: please stickie this)

One of the good method is to call the waitress and ask her for the specialty drink that most of the lady would prefer "Unless you know the kind" and then dedicate it for the beautiful lady at the bar with a "Speeching Note waitress will message it " that contain a phrase to seduce her attention.

Second method, go into the bar, set close to her and ask directly the bartender "the above question' and present it to her with kindly open compliment; usually you would sense the girl type so you can decide what words you should direct to her.

As in general be kind, gentleman, honest and try to be as you but without your village habits; and try to open a smart conversation that would not bore her and try to link the thoughts too.

If you are a hacker then connect to her phone with sending a kind message without make her fair of your act.

Senatore_M84 · 08-02-2010, 23:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sod-Lod

One of the good method is to call the waitress and ask her for the specialty drink that most of the lady would prefer "Unless you know the kind" and then dedicate it for the beautiful lady at the bar with a "Speeching Note waitress will message it " that contain a phrase to seduce her attention.

Second method, go into the bar, set close to her and ask directly the bartender "the above question' and present it to her with kindly open compliment; usually you would sense the girl type so you can decide what words you should direct to her.

As in general be kind, gentleman, honest and try to be as you but without your village habits; and try to open a smart conversation that would not bore her and try to link the thoughts too.

If you are a hacker then connect to her phone with sending a kind message without make her fair of your act.

Thank you sir.

I think i will hack her phone like you suggested and send her photos of me.....

wearing a seductive pose

crazy4milan · 08-02-2010, 23:28

Sod-Lod, what are village habits?

Kalac#16 · 08-02-2010, 23:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milano84

wearing a seductive pose

Doing the Stare Of Seedorf.

Sod-Lod · 08-02-2010, 23:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milano84

Thank you sir.

I think i will hack her phone like you suggested and send her photos of me.....

wearing a seductive pose

lol, so what you do if you face the same situation?

Senatore_M84 · 08-02-2010, 23:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalac#16

Doing the Stare Of Seedorf.

thats my patented "go to" move in bar's when i see a cute girl

sod-lod, follow up question:

If i give a girl the "stare of seduction" like seedorf in my avatar. Is that a good idea?

Kalac#16 · 08-02-2010, 23:37

Sod-Lod - Are we friends?

Petit_Beurre · 08-02-2010, 23:46

Sod Lod are you almighty ?

EDIT: Would you like to be my father, or at least me big brother?

Kalac#16 · 08-02-2010, 23:50

Sod-Lod, why are we here?

Petit_Beurre · 08-02-2010, 23:51

is there "a fuck" after this life ?

Kalac#16 · 08-02-2010, 23:57

Sod-Lod, can I have a hug?

Also, does Calum still hold the "God of idiocy" title you gave to him?

goja · 09-02-2010, 00:01

this thread is gold. and not just ordinary gold, but heavy, polished, gleaming, in a rapper's mouth kind of gold.

Congo Powers · 09-02-2010, 00:49

Sod-Lod,

lately i've been feeling down about my job and have been unmotivated. i'm not utilizing my college degree and it will be a while until i get a job that fits in line with my academic experience. do u have any advice/tips on ways to keep a good attitude and not become disheartened?

MilanMB · 09-02-2010, 01:55

This thread is really gold... laughed my ass off.

edit: sod-lod, answer those questions. If you any good I have a couple of questions.

Ashish · 09-02-2010, 03:13

sod-lod is the man he should be the super mod. nice advice there mister and keep sod haters away from this thread. are we friends sod?

Milanello1899 · 09-02-2010, 03:21

I think Sod-Lod can't handle so many questions...

NemcyTheKing · 09-02-2010, 06:40

All kneel before all-mighty Sod-Lod

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or09MQS8uNQ

Ashish · 09-02-2010, 07:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by NemcyTheKing

All kneel before all-mighty Sod-Lod

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or09MQS8uNQ

yuppie sod will find the answers or die in the quest

btw fake sods name is calum blue

08-02-2010, 22:05	#2
Az. @B+G: Fuck Off! Join Date: Aug 2007 Fav. Players: Maldini,Shevchenko, Rui Costa, Pirlo, Gatusso, Pippo, Nesta, Ambrosini,Seedorf, Buffon,Torres.	This is going to be : S7ven

08-02-2010, 23:28	#5
crazy4milan Moderator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Costa Rica Fav. Players: Maldini,Weah,Nesta,Dida	Sod-Lod, what are village habits? Yepes è molto bello, come Ambrosini e Borriello, cosi sono felici anche le nostre tifose, d'altronde sono sempre 11 uomini che corrono in mutande.

08-02-2010, 23:46	#10
Petit_Beurre Universal PI.AJ.EM.PI. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: with me Moooom Fav. Players: Priya Rai, Isis Love, Audrey Bitoni,Kylee Strutt	Sod Lod are you almighty ? EDIT: Would you like to be my father, or at least me big brother? Rise to the challenge Last edited by Petit_Beurre; 08-02-2010 at 23:50.

08-02-2010, 23:51	#12
Petit_Beurre Universal PI.AJ.EM.PI. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: with me Moooom Fav. Players: Priya Rai, Isis Love, Audrey Bitoni,Kylee Strutt	is there "a fuck" after this life ? Rise to the challenge

09-02-2010, 03:13	#17
Ashish Era Of Midgets Yeah!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida Fav. Players: Ronaldo, schweinsteiger	sod-lod is the man he should be the super mod. nice advice there mister and keep sod haters away from this thread. are we friends sod? ITS OK CHAMPION, THERE IS ALWAYS A NEXT TIME Elegance personified into a football player

08-02-2010, 22:02	#1
Senatore_M84 LA Face w/ Oakland Booty Join Date: Dec 2007 Fav. Players: Clarence Clyde Seedorf	Ask Sod-Lod Been thinking of this thread for a while. Lately, when i've been put in a situation, i've thought to myself "What would Sod-Lod do?" So I wanted to open a thread where we could ask him such questions....... question 1) Saturday night I was in a bar and saw an attractive girl, didn't know how to approach her. She was sitting by herself, kind of playing on her phone.... Any advice Sod-Lod? (Mods: please stickie this) Last edited by Senatore_M84; 08-02-2010 at 22:05.

08-02-2010, 23:37	#9
Kalac#16 Emile Heskey fanboy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: England, Leeds Fav. Players: Raoul Moat	Sod-Lod - Are we friends?

08-02-2010, 23:50	#11
Kalac#16 Emile Heskey fanboy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: England, Leeds Fav. Players: Raoul Moat	Sod-Lod, why are we here?

08-02-2010, 23:57	#13
Kalac#16 Emile Heskey fanboy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: England, Leeds Fav. Players: Raoul Moat	Sod-Lod, can I have a hug? Also, does Calum still hold the "God of idiocy" title you gave to him?

09-02-2010, 00:01	#14
goja Im back baby Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Paris-Belgrade Fav. Players: Maldini, Gattuso, Nesta, Pippo, Pirlo	this thread is gold. and not just ordinary gold, but heavy, polished, gleaming, in a rapper's mouth kind of gold.

09-02-2010, 00:49	#15
Congo Powers u mad Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: rollin woolers Fav. Players: Rui Costa, Leonardo, Boban, Weah, Serginho, Borriello, Totti, Berlusconi + Galliani, Charles Bronson	Sod-Lod, lately i've been feeling down about my job and have been unmotivated. i'm not utilizing my college degree and it will be a while until i get a job that fits in line with my academic experience. do u have any advice/tips on ways to keep a good attitude and not become disheartened?

09-02-2010, 01:55	#16
MilanMB Bring Dzeko! Join Date: Sep 2009 Fav. Players: MALDINI, R9, R80, Pato, Ibrahimovic, Nesta	This thread is really gold... laughed my ass off. edit: sod-lod, answer those questions. If you any good I have a couple of questions. Paolo 'Il Capitano' Maldini - 3 - MILANISTI NON EVOLUTI - Last edited by MilanMB; 09-02-2010 at 01:58.

09-02-2010, 03:21	#18
Milanello1899 Million Dollar Men Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Romania TM Fav. Players: Floyd Mayweather Jr	I think Sod-Lod can't handle so many questions... I thought you changed but now I know Can't turn a hoe into a housewife, baby, and there you go Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found

09-02-2010, 06:40	#19
NemcyTheKing Mister 300 Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Siro Fav. Players: Shevchenko,Maldini,Kaka,Van Basten,Gattuso,Shearer,Cantona	All kneel before all-mighty Sod-Lod http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or09MQS8uNQ